The longest sentence ever written

[Gaia_Lorraine]

doing a warp factor nine with her, but wait! doesn't that destroy the fabric of space? this herd of pre-microwaved metal cows that are the energy of the warp engines must



also yield a bountiful supply of low-cholesterol irradiated milk, requiring that their udders be

government approved, trademarked and

 

[Tio_Narratore]

government approved, trademarked and


carefully massaged everyday by trained

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

government approved, trademarked and


carefully massaged everyday by trained

Bavarian frauleins whose own udders are

 

[jomar]

Bavarian frauleins whose own udders are

smooth, milky white globes of irresistible soft goodness, themselves massaged by

 

[TE999]

smooth, milky white globes of irresistible soft goodness, themselves massaged by

lusty bare chested young men in leather hiking shorts who the frauliens grasp firmly by their

 

[Azshade]

lusty bare chested young men in leather hiking shorts who the frauliens grasp firmly by their

grotesquely large, purple, throbbing, pulsating, oozing,

 

[Tio_Narratore]

grotesquely large, purple, throbbing, pulsating, oozing,

buboes, an early symptom of a systemic infection endemic to Austrian men who engage in

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

buboes, an early symptom of a systemic infection endemic to Austrian men who engage in

drinking brandy from St Bernard dogs which, we all know, is really coded terminology for

 

[Tio_Narratore]

drinking brandy from St Bernard dogs which, we all know, is really coded terminology for


"Bertsdarn," a sin city hidden deep within the Austrian Tyrol and well-noted for it offerings of leder-hosen-clad young men and

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

drinking brandy from St Bernard dogs which, we all know, is really coded terminology for


"Bertsdarn," a sin city hidden deep within the Austrian Tyrol and well-noted for it offerings of leder-hosen-clad young men and

James Bond movie plots, in fact it was this very same place where Pussy Galore lost her

 

[Tio_Narratore]

James Bond movie plots, in fact it was this very same place where Pussy Galore lost her

purse, her nipple clamps, and her handsome butler in a game of

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

purse, her nipple clamps, and her handsome butler in a game of

snap (aka schnapps), that intellectually challenging card game that has seen many a sound mind go

 

[Tio_Narratore]

snap (aka schnapps), that intellectually challenging card game that has seen many a sound mind go

completely blank, leaving its possessor mumbling incoherently about

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

completely blank, leaving its possessor mumbling incoherently about

Lumbricus terrestris and Nucella lapillis and other aliens that have not yet been released from Area 42 but the latest underground sources suggest a summer sale soon when

 

[TE999]

Lumbricus terrestris and Nucella lapillis and other aliens that have not yet been released from Area 42 but the latest underground sources suggest a summer sale soon when

the new, improved Perfect Sleeper mattress is offered with an optional vibrator function that enhances the pleasure of

 

[Tio_Narratore]

the new, improved Perfect Sleeper mattress is offered with an optional vibrator function that enhances the pleasure of

night-walking voyeurs who peer through bedroom windows, hoping to find half-naked sleeping women whose Perfect Sleeper (tm) mattress is vibrating their

 

[TE999]

night-walking voyeurs who peer through bedroom windows, hoping to find half-naked sleeping women whose Perfect Sleeper (tm) mattress is vibrating their

unfettered breasts and shaved mons until they can take no more and they

 

[Xelebes]

unfettered breasts and shaved mons until they can take no more and they

whistle to the high moon above in unfettered, whittered and livid

 

[Tio_Narratore]

whistle to the high moon above in unfettered, whittered and livid

ululations of orgasmic frenzy, trembling the earth itself and shaking the very foundations of

 

[TE999]

ululations of orgasmic frenzy, trembling the earth itself and shaking the very foundations of

civilization as we know it and sending waves of priapatic desire into the remote labial crevices hitherto unknown by

 

[Tio_Narratore]

civilization as we know it and sending waves of priapatic desire into the remote labial crevices hitherto unknown by

even Bartholin or Skein until lengthing tendils of viscous fluids flow copiously in search of moutain climbers endowed with organs sufficiently priapetic as to

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

even Bartholin or Skein until lengthing tendils of viscous fluids flow copiously in search of moutain climbers endowed with organs sufficiently priapetic as to

make the beards of the mountain goats curl and their horns to uncurl like a great curling/uncurling force hitherto unknown until

 

[Xelebes]

make the beards of the mountain goats curl and their horns to uncurl like a great curling/uncurling force hitherto unknown until

St. Virgo of the Agamic Cycle intervened with

 

[Tio_Narratore]

the keeper of the Sacred Papyrus of the Origamic Cycle to pedal off to Buffalo for the bi-annual convention of

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

the keeper of the Sacred Papyrus of the Origamic Cycle to pedal off to Buffalo for the bi-annual convention of

glue sniffers, an unfortunate side effect suffered by origami novices who cannot get their papyrus to do want they want it to do and so they resort to not only to glue but also