The longest sentence ever written

[sadangel]

I don't know what you were

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

I don't know what you were

doing in that field in the first place chasing after cows at your age, did you think that

 

[TE999]

doing in that field in the first place chasing after cows at your age, did you think that

you could tip one of those animals that weigh a thousand pounds like you'd flip a pancake that you were fixing

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

you could tip one of those animals that weigh a thousand pounds like you'd flip a pancake that you were fixing

for breakfast? well first of all you'd need one hell of a big pan and then you'd have to persuade it to lie down in it, maybe a hypnosis course might

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

you could tip one of those animals that weigh a thousand pounds like you'd flip a pancake that you were fixing

for breakfast? well for a start you'd need one hell of a big pan and then you'd need to persuade the cow to

 

[Xelebes]

you could tip one of those animals that weigh a thousand pounds like you'd flip a pancake that you were fixing

and expect to accept the tipping as chance to get a bellyrub from their favourite person in the whole, wide world

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

and expect to accept the tipping as chance to get a bellyrub from their favourite person in the whole, wide world

while the cow watched on wondering what the

 

[Azshade]

Can't we just cheat?

I sat down one day thinking to myself, how far can I count, and so I started at one, than hit two, three, four, five, six, seven, and realised I was on a role, eight, nine, ten....


.... nine hundred and ninety nine thousand nine hundred and ninety nine followed by one million on the dot just breezing past so I keep going on to one million and one...


... and thats when I hit a googol and decided to stop.


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I am NOT filling in the gaps.

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

Can't we just cheat?

I sat down one day thinking to myself, how far can I count, and so I started at one, than hit two, three, four, five, six, seven, and realised I was on a role, eight, nine, ten....


.... nine hundred and ninety nine thousand nine hundred and ninety nine followed by one million on the dot just breezing past so I keep going on to one million and one...


... and thats when I hit a googol and decided to stop


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I am NOT filling in the gaps.

and realised it was not a cow at all, that I had been counting sheep to try to get to sleep and somehow my dream had metamorphosed into

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and realised it was not a cow at all, that I had been counting sheep to try to get to sleep and somehow my dream had metamorphosed into



a vacuous recitation of aleph sets to the nth order; and that was when I awoke, finding myself

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

and realised it was not a cow at all, that I had been counting sheep to try to get to sleep and somehow my dream had metamorphosed into



a vacuous recitation of aleph sets to the nth order; and that was when I awoke, finding myself

pondering about multi-dimensional space and the singularity, trying to extrapolate

 

[Tio_Narratore]

pondering about multi-dimensional space and the singularity, trying to extrapolate

the ultimate coordinates of the final Mandelbrot point at the edge of the universe, when I cought a glimpse of a naked man running

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

the ultimate coordinates of the final Mandelbrot point at the edge of the universe, when I cought a glimpse of a naked man running

in eleven dimensions towards a parallel universe that

 

[Tio_Narratore]

in eleven dimensions towards a parallel universe that



inexplicably seemed to intersect with all other universes except

 

[TE999]

in eleven dimensions towards a parallel universe that



inexplicably seemed to intersect with all other universes except

that funny looking one over there, no not that one, that one, the purple one with the

 

[Tio_Narratore]

that funny looking one over there, no not that one, that one, the purple one with the

Jersey cow that seems on the verge of

 

[Azshade]

Jersey cow that seems on the verge of

stealing the spaceship that landed in the paddock last week and using it to make ironic crop circles which will enable it to

 

[jomar]

stealing the spaceship that landed in the paddock last week and using it to make ironic crop circles which will enable it to

communicate with the human race because the Mayan calendar

 

[TE999]

communicate with the human race because the Mayan calendar

is in fact a decoding device to an ancient language that when read will enable us to

 

[jomar]

is in fact a decoding device to an ancient language that when read will enable us to

finally put metal in a microwave, but more importantly,

 

[Tio_Narratore]

to take the metal out again, filled with microwaves which can then be used for

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

to take the metal out again, filled with microwaves which can then be used for

a phaser gun that can be set to 'stun mode', suddenly realising where Star Trek got their technology from along with

 

[Tio_Narratore]

a phaser gun that can be set to 'stun mode', suddenly realising where Star Trek got their technology from along with



their really hot communications officer whose name, Uhuru, or 'Freedom', often dreamed of

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

a phaser gun that can be set to 'stun mode', suddenly realising where Star Trek got their technology from along with



their really hot communications officer whose name, Uhuru, or 'Freedom', often dreamed of

doing a warp factor nine with her, but wait! doesn't that destroy the fabric of space? this herd of pre-microwaved metal cows that are the energy of the warp engines must

 

[Tio_Narratore]

doing a warp factor nine with her, but wait! doesn't that destroy the fabric of space? this herd of pre-microwaved metal cows that are the energy of the warp engines must



also yield a bountiful supply of low-cholesterol irradiated milk, requiring that their udders be