Spotlight on MisterSir

[satindesire]

Although he is one of the newest regulars to the BDSM forum, MisterSir has become a swift favorite with some of the posters there. He is known for his sarcastic, dry wit and slightly caustic but good-natured personality. Once he warms up to you, he is a sweet, loyal and affectionate friend and incredibly easy to get along with.

So let's enjoy this thread and ask him lots of embarrassing personal questions, shall we?



MisterSir,

What is, in your opinion, the most wonderful thing about the female gender as a whole?

If you were offered anything to eat in the entire world, regardless of price or rarity and regardless of where it came from, what would be this meal you'd choose?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Theoretically, if your girlfriend or wife wanted to get plastic surgery, how would this make you feel and would you approve?

 

[shiny5437]

I don't know why but I clicked on your myspace link

Apparently you're in labour, SD?

All the best!

*****End of hijack****

 

[silverwhisper]

mistersir, i too appreciate your snark. to begin, i'd like to start with my usual bernard pivot questions, if you don't mind...

1. what is your favorite word?
2. what is your least favorite word?
3. what turns you on [creatively, spiritually or emotionally]?
4. what turns you off?
5. what is your favorite curse word?
6. what sound or noise do you love?
7. what sound or noise do you hate?
8. what profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
9. what profession would you not like to do?
10. if heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

ed

 

[Sayyid]

MisterSir, to what do you credit your acerbic wit? As well, would you oblige a kindred spirit by saving it for those who deserve it more?

 

[MisterSir]

Hold on just one crumpet-toasting minute. Slightly caustic? When did that happen?

Well, my mission is clear.

As a sidenote, this might be better posted in the BDSM Cafe (where the locals have been rather more exposed to my "unique" "charm" than over here). But the thought was nice anyway, the thought was nice.

What is, in your opinion, the most wonderful thing about the female gender as a whole?

The knowledge that you're always right, no matter what. It's truly, truly awe-inspiring. In the face of everything that argues against you, you women always manage to come out on top. Was that sarcasm? I believe it just might be.

If you were offered anything to eat in the entire world, regardless of price or rarity and regardless of where it came from, what would be this meal you'd choose?

Like in many matters culinary in nature, I defer to Kevin Smith for I agree that if I had the choice - for example, if it were a last meal and I knew I'd die ten minutes after - I'd want to eat something endangered. Panda is the normal answer I give, but bald eagle is a good substitute. I'd also like to try crocodile, because it apparently has a very steak-ish quality but also falls apart in your mouth, so if I were offered anything, I'd have a platter of all of the above and some shark.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

37 pounds.

Theoretically, if your girlfriend or wife wanted to get plastic surgery, how would this make you feel and would you approve?

The answer is going to be very vague and rather useless, but it depends on a) what she looks like to begin with, b) whether she really has her heart set on it (example: a friend of mine is dead-set on having a dental procedure done to correct a gap in her front teeth. That I'd have no problem with even though I rather like the gap on her because she really wants it to happen), c) who's going to be paying for it and d) the nature of the procedure, with that second one being the most important factor. If, using the young lady I'd have my eye on for some time and who has informed me she just wants to be friend as an example, she wanted something done I'd be against like heart and soul because she's gorgeous, but if it was obvious she was unhappy with whatever she was having something done to I'd capitulate in the end. Admittedly that's a bad example, she could ask me to donate my liver for use in a ritual dedicated to bringing the great god Baphomet to our astral realm and I'd be pretty much powerless to say no.

1. what is your favorite word?
2. what is your least favorite word?
3. what turns you on [creatively, spiritually or emotionally]?
4. what turns you off?
5. what is your favorite curse word?
6. what sound or noise do you love?
7. what sound or noise do you hate?
8. what profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
9. what profession would you not like to do?
10. if heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

1: I'm rather a wordy person, so this changes day-to-day. For today, it's "shotgun", both the weapon and the concept.
2: "Responsibility". I'm still a fucking child, I am barely responsible enough to take care of a set of keys without getting lost or falling over.
3: Creatively? That, that's goddamn orgasmic. I know I've mentioned it before, but I adore Rush like nothing else and Neil Peart is why I took up the skins to begin with. Forty-five different bits of equipment is completely unnecessary, but who gives a shit when the resultant sound is so sexy?
4: The concept of blindness. Fucking terrifies me. I already have very bad eyesight, but the idea of being without sight entirely might just make me jump off a building.
5: Good God, I'm honestly not sure. There are so many. If I had to pick, gun to my head I'd go with "supercunt" - it carries the resonance of "cunt" and emphasises it. In terms of use, however, it's "frak". Oh yes.
6: A finely-crafted guitar solo. It's a difficult competition to judge, but my favourite is the one from Metallica's "Leper Messiah", which comes as a piece of melodic genius from a band whose specialty is music so loud and grinding they can make an anti-war song make you want to run through a goddamn wall.
7: The sound of somebody vomiting. Pretty much everything about the act of vomiting is disgusting to me - sound, smell, sight, taste, the whole kajigger. It's a horrid, nasty, unpleasant act and the fact some people seem to glorify it makes me want to deliver some sledgehammer-assisted spanking right upside a collection of heads.
8: I currently don't have a profession, but I would like to try my hand at something in radio. Not a talk show, something involving a lot of music. I did it for a little in university, although I somehow doubt my choice of bands went down too well with the general populace, who seemed to be mostly in angry gangsta rap.
9: In a similar vein, acting. Partly been I'm always so damn insecure about things like writing and such.
10: Some varation on these words - "OK, sorry about the mix-up Mr. S. Turns out you were sent down to Earth with a half-formed personality, my sincerest apologies. If you'd like, I can give you a second life where you'll be given the powers of the Flash at age three. Sound good?"

 

[MisterSir]

MisterSir, to what do you credit your acerbic wit? As well, would you oblige a kindred spirit by saving it for those who deserve it more?

Oh, there are so many people to thank, I couldn't possibly acknowledge them all in one post. I'd inevitably miss some out, they'd be angry, I'd invite them all to suck on my scrotal sac and you know that never goes down well. Off the top of my head, though, I'd have to go with the obvious ones - God and Satan, the big guys put me on the planet to begin with; Joe Chill, he wasted my parents, I couldn't have made it here without his influence; Richard Dragon, the man taught me to fight in the mountain retreat of Nanda Parbat. The Lord loves a vigilante.

 

[unregistered]

 

[jenniferbaby]

This is my first foray into the HT section of Lit--interesting place, might stay awhile.

As for my question: Your personal is entitled "Once more, with feeling," and nh23 mentioned that it's her favorite episode of Buffy--one of my favorites as well, I might add. Did this episode come to mind when choosing the title for your personal, or was the significance completely unrelated to that?

 

[MisterSir]

Yes, because I'd watched it a few days before and so when it came to "so, what shall I title the thread?" Buffy was fresh in my head. It's a good episode, probably third behind Innocence (home of possibly the single best prophetic parody in fiction) and Hush.

 

[Primalex]

Although he is one of the newest regulars to the BDSM forum, MisterSir has become a swift favorite with some of the posters there.

The "some" includes especially you.

 

[silverwhisper]

mistersir: i don't recall innocence; what episode was that?

ed

 

[jenniferbaby]

Loved Hush, that's my second favorite I think. Innocence was the one where Angel went bad, right?

 

[nh23]

Loved Hush, that's my second favorite I think. Innocence was the one where Angel went bad, right?

Yep

 

[jenniferbaby]

Yep

I hated the episodes with bad Angel. But I thought it was great when he came back from hell.

One more question MisterSir. Would you prefer a sub to call you Mister, Sir, or MisterSir?

As an aside: I deeply enjoy asking people questions. I'm going to have to visit the spotlights much more often.

 

[MisterSir]

That's one of those things that every couple seems to have their own preference on, and I'm pretty ambivalent about it. It's not to say I want the unlucky girl in question to be calling me by my first name, just that I don't currently have a preference what term of endearment she wants to go with. I am, however, reliably informed that "Daddy" is something that can be incredibly hot or just downright creepy and, given my rather young age, it seems smart to say that's not something I want.

P.S. Have no idea what Primalex's post was supposed to mean. Anybody?

 

[emap]

More or less nothing, usually best to simply ignore the stupid posts, otherise you drag yourself down to their level.

Oh yeah a woodchuck would chuck 42 if a woodchuck could chuck.

Silly question just cause I guess I would be rude for not asking. Why are you called mistersir?

 

[nh23]

That's one of those things that every couple seems to have their own preference on, and I'm pretty ambivalent about it. It's not to say I want the unlucky girl in question to be calling me by my first name, just that I don't currently have a preference what term of endearment she wants to go with. I am, however, reliably informed that "Daddy" is something that can be incredibly hot or just downright creepy and, given my rather young age, it seems smart to say that's not something I want.

P.S. Have no idea what Primalex's post was supposed to mean. Anybody?

Satin said you were a favorite of some of the posters here. He was pointing out that she was included in the some. I think he's trying to say that she's the only one, or one of the only ones who likes you.

 

[nh23]

I hated the episodes with bad Angel. But I thought it was great when he came back from hell.

One more question MisterSir. Would you prefer a sub to call you Mister, Sir, or MisterSir?

As an aside: I deeply enjoy asking people questions. I'm going to have to visit the spotlights much more often.

I loved the episodes with bad Angel! I found him incredibly hot and sadistic. *swoons*, but then I always did like the bad boys.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Sayyid]

The "some" includes especially you.

Me too. I think he is one of the best posters there. I don't think that's sucking up exactly because it's not like he has a whole lot of competition.

 

[jenniferbaby]

I loved the episodes with bad Angel! I found him incredibly hot and sadistic. *swoons*, but then I always did like the bad boys.

{{{ETA: I'm thrilled to discover the Angel and Buffy fans...I should've realized. I've seen every episode of each series, but can't begin to identify them by episode title. Oh, and like nh, I always liked bad Angel. I loved bad Willow! I was very happy when she got it under control, however.}}}

Both the bad Angel and bad Willow episodes made me sad--I guess because I'm such a sap and generally only enjoy happy stories. Spike was a good villain though--before he became Buffy's lapdog, I should say.

To MisterSir: Who's your favorite character from Buffy and why?

 

[MisterSir]

ATTENTION - THERE BE SPOILERS AHEAD FOR BUFFY. IF YOU DON'T WANT IT SPOILED, READ ON AT YOUR OWN RISK, DUMBFUCK.

More or less nothing, usually best to simply ignore the stupid posts, otherise you drag yourself down to their level.

Oh yeah a woodchuck would chuck 42 if a woodchuck could chuck.

Silly question just cause I guess I would be rude for not asking. Why are you called mistersir?

From the sadistic prison camp guard in this book. Like the thread title, when I was trying to come up with a username it popped back into my head and I rolled with it. Also, extensive theoretical testing has proven the average woodchuck simply can't cope with more than 35 pounds. It's just not possible.

Always bringing the "lit" into the spotlight, I'll ask about books. Do you consider yourself an avid reader? Any favorite authors? Is there a book that you read again and again, never tiring of it?

Am I a reader? God yes, have been almost since I could walk. My bad eyesight has to be genetic in nature, but it can't have been helped by reading books at night by torchlight. Among my favourites are the late Douglas Adams, Sir Terry Pratchett (I read and enjoyed Truckers as a kid and genuinely didn't realise it was by him until I looked it up on Wikipedia last year), Ben Elton (although I will say that anybody interested in him should avoid Chart Throb like sex with an anthropomorphic personification of HIV. Yes, it is that bad), Chris Ryan (inherited from my dad, who's an ex-soldier and enjoys the books as much as I do) and Jeremy Clarkson. Yes, the car bloke.

As for the last question, on my lap right now is the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (the collected "Trilogy in Five Parts" edition), which is by far the most battered book I own. I've had it for I think six years, and I remember it must have been about that because I used to read it every time I went to watch my local football team play (not specifying for personal reasons). It is on the verge of falling apart because I've read it so many times, but that doesn't stop me because I love it like the brother I wish I never had.

P.S. Bad Willow makes me happy in my pants.

Me too. I think he is one of the best posters there. I don't think that's sucking up exactly because it's not like he has a whole lot of competition.

...what, me? The angry little bastard with no experience to speak of? Half of whose posts are flippant and 90% of the rest are comic book jokes nobody but me understands?

Damn.

To MisterSir: Who's your favorite character from Buffy and why?

I like the everymen first and foremost, so Xander throughout and Andrew towards the end when he teams up with the Scoobies. Seriously, think about Xander for a second - his allies include a frail-looking blonde chick with superpowers, a former demon of vengeance, a girl who simply turned up out of nowhere one day, a vampire and a founding member of Pink Floyd, while his best friend's a lesbian witch who's gone bad in the past. Throughout all this, and bearing in mind he's nothing more than an ordinary guy, he survives and thrives. That, my friends, is the mark of a badass. Meanwhile, Anya entertains me because she's so ignorant of social norms that she will, when faced with two copies of her boyfriend, say "It's not like it'd be cheating. They're both Xander", which seems like something I'd do and, as mentioned previously, Dark Willow makes me happy in my pants.

I also have a shameless boner for Felicia Day, so when she turned up as one of the Potentials I squealed in joy like a little girl (to be fair, I had the same reaction when she popped up in House and in Monk, and when I found out about the Guild I damn near orgasmed right there. Seriously, have you seen her? She could turn out to be a human black widow and I'd still want her), and a not-inconsiderable one for Anthony Stewart Head. If I could Quantum Leap into somebody else's body for a day or a week, I'd probably pick him.

 

[Mac98]

How does it feel to be a 21 year old star on an erotic stories internet web site?

Since I'm like most teens, I have yet to see you on TV before I can start idolizing you and mimicing the way you dress and all. I suggest you break a world record or something... or run nude through a major city and run your feces on passing traffic... that'll get you on TV for sure!

 

[Keroin]

I have a question.

Would you like some toast?

 

[MisterSir]

How does it feel to be a 21 year old star on an erotic stories internet web site?

It makes me angry, Mac. Angry and horny.

I have a question.

Would you like some toast?

I can't be sure if that's your impression of Talkie Toaster (R) or a legitimate question, so my lawyers are advising me to take the fifth and refuse to answer. But seriously guys, the soon-to-be Mama Nerd gave you a brief to ask me personal embarrassing questions and so far, I'm just seeing failure on that front. As such, I give you full permission to swing for the fences and go for the metaphorical jugular.