Why Are You Not Masturbating Now

[imnotgettinany]

I have read loads of posts, and stories here and I always get horny and want to masturbate, but at the moment I cant because Wife is here............whats your reason ??

 

[OpenMouth]

I am... I'm in the office on my own.

I won't be soon, though, as I have to drive 180 miles (Though I have put flimsy shorts on, so I will be masturbating)... Sorry, I shouldn't have replied to this, I don't qualify!

 

[imnotgettinany]

Does'nt matter, glad someon is getting it off......lol.............done it myself in office.............best to have lose shorts / trousers when you have a long drive and lots of traffic..........................AND LOTS OF TISSUES

 

[OpenMouth]

I won't be taking it all the way, though- I like to keep myself going for days, til my balls ache and I can't think of anything but sex, then I wank off in front of my wife (she loves to see a fountain of spunk in the bedroom)!

 

[michaelinteas]

because I can not type one handed

 

[imnotgettinany]

Michael, you have GOT to learn, left hand whichever one on cock one on keyboard.........its not a typing exam forum, it helps us get off, at least it does for me

 

[Shywong]

Because I don't feel like it. Takes too much effort. Don't know if that means I'm lazy or just have too much stamina.

 

[imnotgettinany]

Shy................effort...........how can enjoyment like that be an effort ??

 

[Shywong]

Because getting it up is easy, putting it down takes concentration.

 

[baltoman]

I'm eating Cheetos right now and I don't want an orange-colored dick.

 

[polarbear79]

because one hand's on the mouse, the other's on the keyboards and i can't get off rubbing against the laptop on my crotch

 

[Missouribiguy]

I have to wait till my mom comes back and put the dogs in the garage.

 

[19cock]

Cock is sore from too much sex or jacking off. Depends on how much of the gf I saw

Or I'm too damn tired from work. That's when it pisses me off. I'm horny and I want to cum, but I just end up falling asleep.

 

[Etoile]

I'm eating Cheetos right now and I don't want an orange-colored dick.

Best. Answer. EVER.

Uh...because I'm not horny?

 

[Shywong]

You don't have to masturbate, use my Shywong brand adult toys to nibble on you whenever you're in the mood.

 

[KirstyTV]

I have a messed up right arm (shoulder and wrist), and cannot quite manage it with the left hand.

It's been a week so far. It could be many more.

 

[baltoman]

Best. Answer. EVER.

Uh...because I'm not horny?

Well, thank you...I have my moments....

 

[nakedboater69]

Because I'm waiting for phone sex PM me your number or ask for mine.

 

[klippert]

I have read loads of posts, and stories here and I always get horny and want to masturbate, but at the moment I cant because Wife is here............whats your reason ??

you can't because your Wife is there.....that makes no sense

 

[klippert]

before

the typing of the response.....I was asleep.....

 

[Programmer Cat]

Because I'm not hard yet. But I will be. I've got a nice toy in my ass, and I'm sure I'll find some hot porn soon.

 

[boxmaker]

Because I'm not hard yet. But I will be. I've got a nice toy in my ass, and I'm sure I'll find some hot porn soon.

Like the sound of that but my step daughter is here at the moment....

 

[Cabeza]

Because I just logged in to Lit and nothing has driven me to that point... but it won't be long, I'm sure!

 

[imnotgettinany]

Kids drive you mad sometimes...and for klipper, shwould not aprve of me having fun, and would really flip if she new i liked cock

 

[rosebud_6]

I'm eating Cheetos right now and I don't want an orange-colored dick.

bahahahahahahaha!!!! nice one!