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The Author's Hangout Melodrama Drinking Game

michchick98 said:
How about:

Every time Freddie (BFW) bitches about how many words are in someone else's Survivor entries: Two shots of apple pucker.

Every time Freddie (BFW) announces the Survivor contest is rigged: Two shots of Hot Damn!

Every time Scouries claims he makes money writing for Lit: A full six pack of Molson Ice.

Every time Sheri (me) pokes her nose in where it doesn't belong: One shot of tequila.
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Struth. We'll never be sober again.
 
impressive said:
The Author's Hangout Melodrama Drinking Game
{with a nod to Mrs. Giggles, from whom I swiped the idea}

DISCLAIMER: Your inebriation and subsequent assholery are not my fault. (It's all in fun, people.) :p

RULES: Apply game to any contentious thread/issue. (Feel free to add your own.)

  • The recently-registered but magically already knows everyone's triggers alt : 1 swig per post
  • The holier-than-thou long-time Litizen : 2 swigs per post
  • The Why-Can't-We-Get-Along? Pollyanna : 3 swigs per post
  • The self-proclaimed warrior bitch : 2 swigs per post
  • The self-proclaimed warrior bitch's fangrrls : 1 swig per post
  • The multi-syllabic make-your-eyes-cross-in-boredom pseudo-rant : 4 swigs per post
  • "I am invisible." : everybody go eat worms
  • The derail-hostility-by-outrageous-flirting Litizen : 2 swigs per post
  • The clueless newcomer trying to win points by siding with the underdog : 6 swigs per post
  • The whine about the lack of writerly threads : chug!
  • The spin-off thread emerges : *yawn*
  • EL insults someone : hell freezes over
  • The everything's-a-racial-slur defense : 3 swigs per post
  • The clueless newbie who launches into a completely unrelated diatribe : 2 swigs per post
  • SeaCat posts in a thread he didn't start : beer bong
  • Someone points to their post count as a sign of self-importance : 4 swigs
  • The rational debater : 1 swig per post
  • The multi-syllabic rational debater : 2 swigs per post
  • The multi-syllabic rational debater resorts to monosyllabic flirting in frustration : chug!
  • The name-caller : 1 swig per post
  • The multi-syllabic name caller : 3 swigs per post
  • ElSol drops a droll, dead-on *burp* comment : 10 swigs
  • The everything-I-say-is-stupid turd : 3 swigs per post
  • Cloudy and her Spawn wave to each other online : 1 shot
  • It inspires six new incest stories : 3 shots per story
  • The clearly NOT isolated, Isolated Blurt : chug!
  • The Do-you-have-a-point? essay : 4 swigs
  • The_Fool blurts a poem about it : 5 swigs of the good scotch
  • Juan-speak makes an appearance : break out the Jell-O shooters
  • Somebody makes a comment about "all" men & Rob has a hissy fit on behalf of his gender : 8 swigs
  • "What the fuck do you know?" : 2 swigs
  • "Ann Coulter is hawt." : self-induced hurl
  • Thread gets jacked by discussion of creative ways to humble Ann Coulter : 13 swigs
  • Paris Hilton enters the discussion : half a swig
  • Joe W magically shows up to proclaim his lust of Paris Hilton : chug!
  • "Check out this YouTube video." : 1 swig
  • "You can't possibly understand because you're not one of US." : 6 swigs
  • "Why can't we just play nice?" : 4 swigs
  • "This place is so clique-ish." : 3 swigs
  • DP ends a political post without :rolleyes: or Box ends one without :( : bloody mary
  • Trysail posts in PINK... and small font. : mini pina colada shots
  • Ami & Pure again demonstrate their inability to use the QUOTE function : 3 swigs per fucked-up quote (This may be outdated. They seem to have gotten the hang of it.)
  • BFW starts another thread about DK harassing him : beer bong
  • JBJ posts something abrasive : gargle with Jack Daniels
  • SSS chastises others for quoting him : swallow it
  • "I'm leaving Lit." : drink until everything gets dark
  • "I'm back" (stealth version -- i.e., I hope y'all forget that I threw a hissy fit and stomped off) : wine cooler toast
  • "I'm back. Where's my parade?" : :rolleyes:
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Now those are funny. But, like the game assyukor (asshole and yukor) there are far too many rules for my brain to remember. Especially while drinking. :)
 
I wish you did too. It would probably loosen up life here considerably. ;)
 
I just wish I had enough booze in the house to even START drinking.

On the flip side-

With all the drinking, we need a wholesale price on spare livers.

Anyone got Amber Sweet's pager number?

(there's my half swig of the day- I brought up Paris Hilton.):heart:
 
Well, I'm not quite sure I understand the rules, but I'll take another cosmo and someone can try to explain while I drink, I mean while I listen. Listen. Read. Same thing. People are talking to me all the time. All the time. I hear them.
 
Hi. I've been tossing e-books into eXcessica (three in the past week--and I have release dates now through May of 2010) and working on a mainstream novel that has a looming deadline.

That's about it other than scraping moss off a good fourth of an acre of brick patio on our lot so visitors won't go slip sliding away--unfortunately, we won't use any chemicals, so it's hands and knees scraping.

I've also been painting Christmas cards, would you believe. Have been handpainting 150 a year individually for three decades--and I have to get an early start on those.
 
sr71plt said:
Hi. I've been tossing e-books into eXcessica (three in the past week--and I have release dates now through May of 2010) and working on a mainstream novel that has a looming deadline.

That's about it other than scraping moss off a good fourth of an acre of brick patio on our lot so visitors won't go slip sliding away--unfortunately, we won't use any chemicals, so it's hands and knees scraping.

I've also been painting Christmas cards, would you believe. Have been handpainting 150 a year individually for three decades--and I have to get an early start on those.
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Wow! Well, I'm fucking impressed! You certainly are a jack of ALL trades. Listen, I've been the landscaping guru tonight. I'm pretty sure if you throw some lime down on your moss it will die and go away. Just hose it in. I don't think it will damage the bricks, either. Lime is just a stone. Not a chemical.

Painting all of those Christmas cards won't keep my company in business for too much longer, either. Knock it off! But, secretly, you can send one to me. I love Christmas.
 
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YoursSINSerely said:
Wow! Well, I'm fucking impressed! You certainly are a jack of ALL trades. Listen, I've been the landscaping guru tonight. I'm pretty sure if you throw some lime down on your moss it will die and go away. Just hose it in. I don't think it will damage the bricks, either. Lime is just a stone. Not a chemical.

Painting all of those Christmas cards won't keep my company in business for too much longer, either. Knock it off! But, secretly, you can send one to me. I love Christmas.
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Sr,

Sin is right, lime will work, although I'm pretty sure it's an acid so the long term corrosive effects may do some damage dependent upon how concentrated your mixture is. The lime will also spook off spiders - if you happened to have a problem with them. I like having them around. They're about the only insect I ever see out here.

And by the way, Christmas cards! Painting. I assume you write a letter as well. If I were you I would start in February. :)
 
I do not like spiders at all.
But when I see a pink one, I'll know it's time to stop drinking.
 
penandpaper said:
Sr,

Sin is right, lime will work, although I'm pretty sure it's an acid so the long term corrosive effects may do some damage dependent upon how concentrated your mixture is. The lime will also spook off spiders - if you happened to have a problem with them. I like having them around. They're about the only insect I ever see out here.

And by the way, Christmas cards! Painting. I assume you write a letter as well. If I were you I would start in February. :)
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I'll look into the lime. Wouldn't want it to seep into the yard, though, where we're encouraging the moss.

Yes, letter too--but just a short checkup--and a story going with the card theme as well. And I usually start the previous December.
 
sr71plt said:
I'll look into the lime. Wouldn't want it to seep into the yard, though, where we're encouraging the moss.

Yes, letter too--but just a short checkup--and a story going with the card theme as well. And I usually start the previous December.
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Pilot,
Tequila will help with the moss in the rest of the yard. You put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up! Then you throw the salt over your shoulder. Take another shot of the tequila. You won't care what the yard looks like!
 
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