The Author's Hangout Melodrama Drinking Game

[impressive]

Okay, this is all like if you've seen it in the past 24 hours right? Not just... ever? While I've never seen El insult anyone, I do remember Hell freezing over in late '88.

Yeah, a day ... or a few days.

 

[MagicaPractica]

Yeah, a day ... or a few days.

Ah, good, I'm safe. It's been months at least since I saw Seacat post in the Laughter thread.

 

[michchick98]

BFW starts another thread about DK harassing him : beer bong

Some people just can't let things go. On that note, I haven't had a beer bong since high school. My friends and I used to make them out of just about anything we could find....oops, I think I said too much.

I'll just go over and sit quietly in the corner.

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

The list in the OP needs another entry: "The very astute and clever observer of human psychology and forum dynamics who appears to have had too much time on her hands at one point because that list looks like it took a lot of time and effort - drink one glass of champagne in just a few minutes, then pour another and take a bit more time with it."

 

[impressive]

The list in the OP needs another entry: "The very astute and clever observer of human psychology and forum dynamics who appears to have had too much time on her hands at one point because that list looks like it took a lot of time and effort - drink one glass of champagne in just a few minutes, then pour another and take a bit more time with it."

I'm way too lowbrow for champagne.

 

[starrkers]

Anyone tipsy yet?

Brb, gonna go mix up a black russian.

I've only been online today for half an hour, and I'm almost totally smashed!

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

I'm way too lowbrow for champagne.

I use the term generically. My summer beverage of choice is a Spanish bubbly that's really not at all horrible and sells for $7-8 per bottle! ("Christalino").

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I use the term generically. My summer beverage of choice is a Spanish bubbly that's really not at all horrible and sells for $7-8 per bottle! ("Christalino").

Pitchers of sangria do it for me in the heat.

 

[DesertPirate]

I'm way too lowbrow for champagne.

There is nothing "lowbrow" about you!

 

[impressive]

There is nothing "lowbrow" about you!

Well, I'm only really a connoisseur of one thing.

 

[DesertPirate]

Well, I'm only really a connoisseur of one thing.

As my imagination runs wild
Thanks for those images

 

[JagFarlane]

Wow its 11pm and I haven't even cracked open a beer yet

 

[impressive]

The Author's Hangout Melodrama Drinking Game
{with a nod to Mrs. Giggles, from whom I swiped the idea}

DISCLAIMER: Your inebriation and subsequent assholery are not my fault. (It's all in fun, people.)

RULES: Apply game to any contentious thread/issue. (Feel free to add your own.)

• The recently-registered but magically already knows everyone's triggers alt : 1 swig per post
• The holier-than-thou long-time Litizen : 2 swigs per post
• The Why-Can't-We-Get-Along? Pollyanna : 3 swigs per post
• The self-proclaimed warrior bitch : 2 swigs per post
• The self-proclaimed warrior bitch's fangrrls : 1 swig per post
• The multi-syllabic make-your-eyes-cross-in-boredom pseudo-rant : 4 swigs per post
• "I am invisible." : everybody go eat worms
• The derail-hostility-by-outrageous-flirting Litizen : 2 swigs per post
• The clueless newcomer trying to win points by siding with the underdog : 6 swigs per post
• The whine about the lack of writerly threads : chug!
• The spin-off thread emerges : *yawn*
• EL insults someone : hell freezes over
• The everything's-a-racial-slur defense : 3 swigs per post
• The clueless newbie who launches into a completely unrelated diatribe : 2 swigs per post
• SeaCat posts in a thread he didn't start : beer bong
• Someone points to their post count as a sign of self-importance : 4 swigs
• The rational debater : 1 swig per post
• The multi-syllabic rational debater : 2 swigs per post
• The multi-syllabic rational debater resorts to monosyllabic flirting in frustration : chug!
• The name-caller : 1 swig per post
• The multi-syllabic name caller : 3 swigs per post
• ElSol drops a droll, dead-on *burp* comment : 10 swigs
• The everything-I-say-is-stupid turd : 3 swigs per post
• Cloudy and her Spawn wave to each other online : 1 shot
• It inspires six new incest stories : 3 shots per story
• The clearly NOT isolated, Isolated Blurt : chug!
• The Do-you-have-a-point? essay : 4 swigs
• The_Fool blurts a poem about it : 5 swigs of the good scotch
• Juan-speak makes an appearance : break out the Jell-O shooters
• Somebody makes a comment about "all" men & Rob has a hissy fit on behalf of his gender : 8 swigs
• "What the fuck do you know?" : 2 swigs
• "Ann Coulter is hawt." : self-induced hurl
• Thread gets jacked by discussion of creative ways to humble Ann Coulter : 13 swigs
• Paris Hilton enters the discussion : half a swig
• Joe W magically shows up to proclaim his lust of Paris Hilton : chug!
• "Check out this YouTube video." : 1 swig
• "You can't possibly understand because you're not one of US." : 6 swigs
• "Why can't we just play nice?" : 4 swigs
• "This place is so clique-ish." : 3 swigs
• DP ends a post without : bloody mary
• Trysail posts in PINK... and small font. : mini pina colada shots
• Ami & Pure again demonstrate their inability to use the QUOTE function : 3 swigs per fucked-up quote (This may be outdated. They seem to have gotten the hang of it.)
• BFW starts another thread about DK harassing him : beer bong
• JBJ posts something abrasive : gargle with Jack Daniels
• SSS chastises others for quoting him : swallow it
• "I'm leaving Lit." : drink until everything gets dark
• "I'm back" (stealth version -- i.e., I hope y'all forget that I threw a hissy fit and stomped off) : wine cooler toast
• "I'm back. Where's my parade?" :

*bump* for post-election drinking

 

[rgraham666]

Somebody makes a comment about "all" men & Rob has a hissy fit on behalf of his gender : 8 swigs

I'll try to behave myself in the future.

 

[fieryjen]

*goes to get beer*

I think we need a few more updates.

Drink every time the question is asked - Why isn't this on there? Or did I just miss it cause I'm blind?

Drink every time Box uses the sad smiley in a political post. (No really, it's starting to bother me. I need to drink to that.).

 

[Stella_Omega]

Weelll, sheehut, I'm on my second bottle and haven't gotten through today's posts alone!

*hic*

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I'd better not play. I'm out among the power machinery and can't afford to lose concentration. Maybe some other time.

 

[impressive]

*goes to get beer*

I think we need a few more updates.

Drink every time the question is asked - Why isn't this on there? Or did I just miss it cause I'm blind?

'Tis neither melodramatic nor contentious.

Drink every time Box uses the sad smiley in a political post. (No really, it's starting to bother me. I need to drink to that.).

I will add this to the DP entry. Different name, different emoticon, same function.

 

[DesertPirate]

'Tis neither melodramatic nor contentious.

I will add this to the DP entry. Different name, different emoticon, same function.

nice to know I made an Imp-pression

 

[gauchecritic]

Mat mentions "the wife" and you picture her bursting with pride: 1 screwdriver

sr manages to imply 'I was an international spy" in any thread: 1 vodka martini

someone challenges anyone's credentials by citing their lack of stories: 1 drink

someone defending their lack of stories because they sold them: chug

Bel defending Imp: 1 diet coke

Imp defending Bel: 1vodka over ice

Either of them then referencing how sexy the other is: bucket of cold water.

JL with a natural hair colour av: 1 sniff of smelling salts

someone referring to gauche as she/her; 1 reality check

 

[michchick98]

How about:

Every time Freddie (BFW) bitches about how many words are in someone else's Survivor entries: Two shots of apple pucker.

Every time Freddie (BFW) announces the Survivor contest is rigged: Two shots of Hot Damn!

Every time Scouries claims he makes money writing for Lit: A full six pack of Molson Ice.

Every time Sheri (me) pokes her nose in where it doesn't belong: One shot of tequila.

 

[Safe_Bet]

How about:

Every time Freddie (BFW) bitches about how many words are in someone else's Survivor entries: Two shots of apple pucker.

Every time Freddie (BFW) announces the Survivor contest is rigged: Two shots of Hot Damn!

Every time Scouries claims he makes money writing for Lit: A full six pack of Molson Ice.

Every time Sheri (me) pokes her nose in where it doesn't belong: One shot of tequila.

Jesus! Do you realize how much you just made our liquor bill go up!

 

[michchick98]

Jesus! Do you realize how much you just made our liquor bill go up!

Maybe you can fly to Washington and ask for a bail-out plan? hehe.

 

[Stella_Omega]

...someone referring to gauche as she/her; 1 reality check

Well?

Stella acts like The Boss Of You-- 1 Jack on the rocks
Stella brings up feminism-- push aside the Shirley Temple
Shanglan drops in-- break out the Courvoisier

 

[DesertPirate]

Well?

Stella acts like The Boss Of You-- 1 Jack on the rocks
Stella brings up feminism-- push aside the Shirley Temple
Shanglan drops in-- break out the Courvoisier

*snerk*
Guess I need a bottle of Jack
Wish we needed more Courvoisier