Blurting it out....Playground style

[frostyred]

I prefer to remember where they came from. I'm not a drinker so I know I didn't black out. Just strange.

Sometimes I just don't realize that whatever it is I'm doing (or on the receiving end of) is going to leave a mark.

I had a funny conversation with a neighbor, in the hallway. He saw a bruise on my bicep, and asked, in a joking way, if I had been in a fight. I said, "It wasn't a fight, but it definitely was a tussle."

 

[Wings27]

Sometimes I just don't realize that whatever it is I'm doing (or on the receiving end of) is going to leave a mark.

I had a funny conversation with a neighbor, in the hallway. He saw a bruise on my bicep, and asked, in a joking way, if I had been in a fight. I said, "It wasn't a fight, but it definitely was a tussle."

It's so much fun shocking people!

I once came to work with a set of finger prints on my wrist and I swear to god every one of my guys came through my office just to check them out that day. *shaking my head*

 

[frostyred]

It's so much fun shocking people!

I once came to work with a set of finger prints on my wrist and I swear to god every one of my guys came through my office just to check them out that day. *shaking my head*

Hehehe..... I love that.

 

[Wings27]

I think I'm going to hurt my chances of a book deal on this debacle I call my life if I run over the skankwhore with my Durango.

 

[Lady_Fiona]

How difficult is it to simply say sorry? Its such a small word but you dont seem to understand it might be the difference between staying married to me and finding yourself divorced......is it really such a hard word?

 

[LusciousLoralie]

Just to be kissed would be like a gift from God. Everything I hope for. Everything I need.

 

[boutrosboutros]

I'm really nervous because I've been taking the piss out of my Australian friends for the last four days and now it turns out Australia might actually win....

 

[Guest]

All gone quiet on LIT

 

[PadanFain]

All gone quiet on LIT

Yeah, kinda peaceful.

 

[Wings27]

Oh for Fuck's Sake. Give it up already. Your family doesn't believe you and it just males you look like the idiot you are.

 

[Jackotheshadows]

Landed a project in the Bahamas, woohoo!

 

[jenniferbaby]

There are times when conversation does not need to be accompanied by orgasm. Some people are so good at conversation that it's all that's needed. But most often, orgasms should definitely be accompanied by conversation. Orgasms are very good, but they are even better when you feel acknowledged as a person.

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

im still waiting for my pretzel

 

[Inrhapsody]

poo poo head. (heee.. boy that was random)

 

[NattyBumppo]

Amish pretzels take longer to make than mass-produced varieities, especially after you've slept under a panty quilt the night before.

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

i didnt think the amsih could use electricity

your PC must run on pickle juice

 

[NattyBumppo]

i didnt think the amsih could use electricity

your PC must run on pickle juice

We only use gherkin for our juice...

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

We only use gherkin for our juice...

yes Ive heard SOME people do like em that small

 

[NattyBumppo]

yes Ive heard SOME people do like em that small

And I've heard that some people like genetic mutations....

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

And I've heard that some people like genetic mutations....

damn right baby cakes!!!

 

[aniram]

How low can you go , constantly sniping , you have no idea what you might have had .

 

[DaveRidesAgain]

It doesn't matter that they steal our texts, they can't steal our love.

 

[Wings27]

These Reese's Dark peanutbutter cups are THE best.

 

[koalabear]

These Reese's Dark peanutbutter cups are THE best.

yeah, you can swallow them...........

 

[Wings27]

yeah, you can swallow them...........

Lmao. Once again, I hate you Fuzzy. You try deep throating a soda can and we'll talk.