Lady_Fiona
Just me....
- Joined
- Jul 19, 2007
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Text messages are NOT going to get you in my good books, neither is enquiring about my day, telling me you are sorry and you didn't mean it.
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Am I the only one who wakes up and finds weird bruises in the shower?

Yes!![]()
*snort* But, but, but, I'd like to remember how they got there, if it was a fun expirience.
What???
You forgot to turn on the camcorder? Damn!
Now what am I going to do when I need a little visual stimulation?![]()
Oh dear, so sorry. You'll have to persevere.![]()
Perservere? I've never heard it called that before.
Choking the chicken
Spanking the monkey
Pulling the pud
Yanking the hose
Having the situation well in hand
Yes...but never perservere!![]()
Welcome to my world. I also calling it diddling, fyi.Welcome to my world. I also calling it diddling, fyi.
Ha! Your life is a big orgy compared to mine!
Don't even ask when the last time was! Fuck!
Priests get more sex than I do.![]()
Well, more sex doesn't equal better sex always. However I've been very lucky. Er, wait that's not the proper phrase, you know what I mean.

LMAO! I know EXACTLY what you mean...hussy!![]()
That's much nicer than what I'm normally called.![]()
That's much nicer than what I'm normally called.

That's 'cause I'm a fuckin' gentleman!
That and the fact "D" would kill me if I was rude to you.![]()

It's kind of nice, you being forced to be nice to me. Bwahahahah!
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Oh yea? :caning:
Take that!
Well that would explain some of the bruises. *nods*

Am I the only one who wakes up and finds weird bruises in the shower?
That happens to me. Sometimes I remember where they came from.