Firebrain
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IHIW when some guy who is a loser makes a lady sad.
Hehe, bless.
Maybe I need a new signature; politely ask before you masturbate over me? Cheers.
I hate it when . . .
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Hehe, bless.
Maybe I need a new signature; politely ask before you masturbate over me? Cheers.
MichaelWest
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My actual IHIW is... IHIW your partner has a sexual indescression (read affair) and rather than admit it, hides it first, denies it second, then blames it on you when you find out!...[/QUOTE]
I second that!
I second that!
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MsTexas
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I hate it when ...
Someone rings my phone so early on a Sunday!
Someone rings my phone so early on a Sunday!
Firebrain
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draconus_infernus
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I hate it when ...
Someone rings my phone so early on a Sunday!
I'm sorry that happened. Had I been the one who called, I would have made it worth your while
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MsTexas
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I'm sorry that happened. Had I been the one who called, I would have made it worth your while
Hmmmmm
We'll have to fix that.
I've no doubt that you would make it worth my while.
No doubt!!!
draconus_infernus
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Hmmmmm
We'll have to fix that.
I've no doubt that you would make it worth my while.
No doubt!!!
It would have been a pleasant wake up call to say the least, hon!
popcorn2721
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this is for the bullshitters in the world...
I fucking hate it when I catch someone telling a lie, and they don't understand my disappointment or get shitty after they get caught. Its not like Im going to give someone kudos for creative embellishment... I just cannot stand fucking liars, I would rather read a book.
I fucking hate it when I catch someone telling a lie, and they don't understand my disappointment or get shitty after they get caught. Its not like Im going to give someone kudos for creative embellishment... I just cannot stand fucking liars, I would rather read a book.
Madcapsule
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IHIW You see the same name popping up ALL over every thread!
LusciousLoralie
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it's even worse if you have dogs
LusciousLoralie
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IHIW my sister's dog licks me like I'm a melting ice cream cone
draconus_infernus
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IHIW I have something funny and witty to say, but I forget what it is before I can post it.
IHIW my sister's dog licks me like I'm a melting ice cream cone
Aww... that's cute! How can anyone hate that?
IHIW... no, actually, there's nothing I really feel like hating right now.
WF
LusciousLoralie
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yeah, it's cute for a few seconds, but not for ten minutes straight.
First time I've heard a woman complain that the licking goes on for more than a few seconds...
WF
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MsTexas
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I hate it when ...
~ Someone comes into my office 15mins before I start a long weekend, with a major problem, causing me to work late!!
~ Afternoon traffic, sometimes I think I'm the only sane one on the freaking road!
*takes a deep breath and skips out*
~ Someone comes into my office 15mins before I start a long weekend, with a major problem, causing me to work late!!
~ Afternoon traffic, sometimes I think I'm the only sane one on the freaking road!
*takes a deep breath and skips out*
Know how you feel. I once missed the first morning of a holiday, because someone had a problem that needed fixing urgently.
I normally find the worst idiots are out in the morning, driving like nutters because they're late for work. But, yeah, I feel yer pain.
WF
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I have a saying ...
A lack of preparation on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.
Sadly, I don't get to say it very often, cause my boss don't like it when I do.
I go to work early, so there isn't any traffic for me.
Yeah, I use that (inwardly) quite a lot. It's those times when a morning of my time is going to save a week of someone else's time that get me. Particularly when the "someone else" doesn't deserve it.I have a saying ...
A lack of preparation on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.
Sadly, I don't get to say it very often, cause my boss don't like it when I do.
I go to work early, so there isn't any traffic for me.
I've tried that, but I am not a morning person. I tend to do the opposite - go to work as late as I can. I mostly miss the bad traffic, but you do get the idiots who are late to work and don't have understanding bosses
WF
I have to agree. He's just giving you kisses. I love it when my dog does that. Not on the mouth, though.
LusciousLoralie
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it's on the mouth, sometimes IN the mouth (she sneaks up to you) and everywhere else. My shih tzu occasionally licks my arm and it's adorable. Mostly because she's such a pretty little lady.
OK... I think that might be a step too far.
I did once have a friend's dog take a biscuit from between my teeth, with only minimal slobber. Was kind of "awww" and "ughhh" in equal measures...
WF
