The Isolated Blurt Thread

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Porterhouse, look at the wax build up on these shoes. I want that wax stripped off there, then I want them creamed and buffed with a fine chamois. And I want them now. Chop chop.

 

[RawHumor]

If this thread goes on forever, you're so going on double secret probation ignore.

 

[DirtyLilMind]

Yay my TWO favorite posters..

Ok, I appear to be looking weird now.


Miller lite go to bed, cuz I am!!

Holy hell, Im using way too many emotes.

Damnit!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

From Hell's heart, I stab at thee. For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

This way. George is in charge of the safe. He's the first footman and you want to watch where he puts his hands.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

You know what you done there? You told my story, you told my whole story right there, right there. One time, I told you I was gonna make you somebody. That's what you done for me. You made me somebody they're gonna remember.

 

[RawHumor]

Bubba didn't do it.

 

[notDV81]

Porterhouse, look at the wax build up on these shoes. I want that wax stripped off there, then I want them creamed and buffed with a fine chamois. And I want them now. Chop chop.

You'll get nothing and like it!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Look, this wasn't here! There was nothing here! There was this space! And there was a building or something with flames coming out of it, and there were creatures writhing around, and they were growling and snarling. And there were flames, and I heard a voice say "Zuul"! It was right here.

 

[PenforPrez]

Why don't you answer my text about going out on a date? I like you and I think you're really cute. You won't find a nicer guy than me, and I want to buy the coffee for you since you're unemployed right now.

 

[RawHumor]

They mostly come out at night... mostly.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Michael Renne was ill the day the earth stood still, but he told us where we stand...

 

[Isid]

why another blurt thread?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Why a duck?

 

[Byron In Exile]

Why a duck?

Because if she weighs more than a duck, then she's a witch.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

 

[Sean]

If Holy Dildo starts bumping this to the top of page one with juvenile art and banal poetry, DCL goes straight to iggy.

 

[where]

this is so not gonna go the way it should...

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

We could always turn it into an Evolution vs Creationism thread.

 

[where]

We could always turn it into an Evolution vs Creationism thread.

yay!

or a DCL posts self porn thread.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

One interested in this new learning which has shown the earth to be banana-shaped.

And how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

It's a fair cop.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

yay!

or a DCL posts self porn thread.

Nobody needs to see my penis.

My hard, pulsating penis...

 

[where]

Nobody needs to see my penis.

My hard, pulsating penis...

we do. email or PM is fine if you are shy though. I never ever share.

 

[where]

One interested in this new learning which has shown the earth to be banana-shaped.

And how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

are you channeling LN?