Your dick is so small. . .

[Eilan]

[insert insult here]

Anyone wanna play?

 

[silverwhisper]

eilan, i heart you.



your dick is so small, on more than one occasion, it's been mistaken for a clitoris.

ed

 

[siddey65]

nope because it fucked up if your are born with a small dick you are just stuck....if you have small tits you can get bigger ones...and if that don't work you can always just lay there and take it like a woman....

 

[silverwhisper]

it's a well-known fact that cock size is directly proportionate to postcount.



ed

 

[Eilan]

Your dick is so small you tried to jerk off with a set of tweezers and couldn't get a grip on it!

 

[Quoll]

Your dick is so small not even The Hubble can see it.

 

[Eilan]

Your dick is so small you consider Needledick to be a compliment.

 

[bailadora]

eilan, i heart you.



your dick is so small, on more than one occasion, it's been mistaken for a clitoris.

ed

Dayum, Ed......that's harsh! (Good one!)

 

[silverwhisper]

why thank you, bailadora! :>



your dick is so small, it's been compared to that of a child.

unfavorably.

ed

 

[bobsgirl]

This thread sorta reminds me of EJFan's old AV.

 

[silverwhisper]

ah, EJ...i miss that bastard...

ed

 

[Eilan]

Your dick is so small it makes EJ's old cock av look like a porn monster.

 

[NippleMuncher]

Do my balls make my dick look small?
http://cdn-2.muchosucko.com/production/asset/thumb/060/250/450x1000/nicebag.jpg

 

[shiny5437]

Your dick is so small you can't even get it through the cervix

 

[satindesire]

Your penis is so small your girlfriend can use it to puncture the capri sun plastic punch hole.

 

[silverwhisper]

satindesire, having just hosted my nephews for the past few days, the juicebox straw-thing is particularly entertaining to me.



your dick is so small, you got a tattoo on your chest that says, "yes, it's in".

 

[satindesire]

satindesire, having just hosted my nephews for the past few days, the juicebox straw-thing is particularly entertaining to me.



your dick is so small, you got a tattoo on your chest that says, "yes, it's in".

*laughs*

 

[midwestyankee]

Your dick is so small it's only 8 Internet Inches long.

 

[bailadora]

your dick is so small, you got a tattoo on your chest that says, "yes, it's in".

Dammit, Ed! You owe me a new monitor!

Note to self: no beverages allowed when reading Ed's posts.

 

[Eilan]

your dick is so small, you got a tattoo on your chest that says, "yes, it's in".

A lot of good that does if you're doing it doggy style!

 

[NippleMuncher]

Your dick is so small that the mirror above your bed says "objects in mirror are SMALLER than they appear!"

 

[NippleMuncher]

Your dick is so small that when your wife goes to the doctor to get a flu shot and he says "you're going to feel a small prick", your wife responds, "so, you've met my husband?"

 

[GrimWraith]

Your dick is so small that when your wife goes to the doctor to get a flu shot and he says "you're going to feel a small prick", your wife responds, "so, you've met my husband?"

lol, That's funny.

Your dick is so small you gotta pull your balls back not to piss on them.

 

[NippleMuncher]

Your dick is so small you have to take viagra to keep from peeing on your shoes.

 

[satindesire]

Your dick is so small it's easily confused with a quarter of Xanax.