My Grandfather and a Sausage

[koalabear]

groovy dude.......http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn233/koalabear_photo/thStonedSmileys.gif

 

[geronimo_appleby]

it was during a book signing - at waterstone's, the one in cambridge - that porkside pete the pedantic prat from peterlee appeared:

http://gurn.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/3392233572_884fb56dd4_b.jpg

 

[geronimo_appleby]

...along with alarming anna the alluring anal queen from aberdeen.

anna, and her friend giggling gordon the great guzzling git from glasgow, playing find the watermelon earlier today:



http://216.18.239.173/st/thumbs/014/0727849370.jpg

 

[mwmnpa]

Jesus Christ all fucking mighty...Lord Of the Flies, anyone?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Jesus Christ all fucking mighty...Lord Of the Flies, anyone?

huh?

http://www.libertylive.org/Uploads/shockedMonkey.jpg

 

[mwmnpa]

LOL! Good thing I put my coffee down.

 

[limiwa]

huh?

http://www.libertylive.org/Uploads/shockedMonkey.jpg

he's a poster on lit. . . .

 

[mwmnpa]

he's a poster on lit. . . .

And I think I know who...

 

[geronimo_appleby]

the publication of uncle KFC-B's autobiograthingumy-wotsit meant that his old nemesis, john the jaded jockey from jeffreyston, to whom uncle KFC-B owed twenty quid, could find him.

john on the warpath next friday week:

http://nobmob.com/system/files/images/Fat+Guy+In+Spandex.jpg

 

[DoRaMe]

Mr. Appleby

Enclosed is my invoice for time spent reading the entire history of your family.
Sincerely,
DoRaMe

*Lost income due to reading entire thread 150.00
*Botox appointment for laugh lines 500.00
*Massage for sore musles after having
to fend off 15 year old daughter, curious
to what I was laughing about 70.00
*Therapy for said daughter after she saw your av 130.00
*Total enjoyment of thread -300.00
*Sinus cleansing treatment (as the liquid
I was drinking happened to come out my nose) -549.98
_________

TOTAL AMOUNT DUE .02
(In other words, your 2 cents)

Thank you so much for the wonderful read!

 

[geronimo_appleby]

uncle KFC-B decided to hide out in London until john got distracted and it was safe to come out again.

he hid amongst a crowd of people and found himself at centre court wimbledon.

it was here he met crazy craig the cantankerous curator from cricklewood. the two hit it off and decided to go and play dominoes at the dog and prosthetic limb public bar.

craig after the unfortunate deuce incident:

http://freepages.family.rootsweb.ancestry.com/~bobofwa/images/09-16-01_Rick_with_apple_on_head.jpg

 

[geronimo_appleby]

uncle KFC-B and craig after ten pints of guinness:

http://www.michaelogborn.com/Images/fishwives_ladies_250.jpg

 

[geronimo_appleby]

another patron of the dog and prosthetic limb showering in an attempt to clean himself up and impress craig:

http://www.editthiskristen.com/writersprout/uploaded_images/spew-717269.jpg

 

[geronimo_appleby]

shortly after the game of doms ended, the pub was raided by a vampire with a propensity for groping nubile lovelies:

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/6120/db2051dn5.jpg

 

[geronimo_appleby]

... reinforcements arriving:

http://miasmaticreview.mu.nu/mt-static/images/Douchebag.jpg

 

[geronimo_appleby]

... and then the shit really hit the fan:

http://www.joetheblogger.net/photos/uncategorized/2008/11/03/picture1_curry.jpg

 

[IsabellaKing]

... and then the shit really hit the fan:

http://www.joetheblogger.net/photos/uncategorized/2008/11/03/picture1_curry.jpg

What do you have to put into Google to come up with a pic like this?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

craig was so scared of the nubile lovelies, he got 'caught short'.

http://linkognito.com/images/05-28-08/shit.gif

 

[geronimo_appleby]

... which set off a chain reaction:

http://www.eternaldeath.com/Sick%20Pics/Shit%20and%20Potatoes.jpg

 

[geronimo_appleby]

anyone like a slice of chocolate cake?

http://img.timeinc.net/recipes/i/recipes/oh/08/chocolate-cake-oh-1727433-x.jpg

 

[geronimo_appleby]

following all the attention that he really didn't need, uncle KFC-B headed for the hills.

some hills a few days ago after a heavy weekend:

http://blogs.dfid.gov.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/rwanda_thousand-hills.jpg

 

[shewantsmore]

anyone like a slice of chocolate cake?

http://img.timeinc.net/recipes/i/recipes/oh/08/chocolate-cake-oh-1727433-x.jpg

never too early in the morning for cake

 

[Essa]

anyone like a slice of chocolate cake?

http://img.timeinc.net/recipes/i/recipes/oh/08/chocolate-cake-oh-1727433-x.jpg

Jesus I've never felt so sick looking at cake, well apart from that time I ate way to much and actually puked up over the table

Erm....Nice thread?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Jesus I've never felt so sick looking at cake, well apart from that time I ate way to much and actually puked up over the table

Erm....Nice thread?

nice thread at a party last weekend:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_urZzvlrqafc/RvHf7zVrQHI/AAAAAAAAAzs/n7nnABQwpUI/s400/001.JPG

 

[geronimo_appleby]

the hills got fed up with uncle KFC-B's smelly socks and left:

http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/01/02/9e/d1/the-painted-desert.jpg