Fly Swatter

subwannabe

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I was in a store the other day and while walking down the aisle I picked up a fly swatter and began playfully swatting my hand with it to pass the time. I began to swat harder and harder and suddenly my lightbulb came on and I realized this could be an excellent spanker. I can't wait to try my new idea. Just thought I'd pass it on.
 
I was in a store the other day and while walking down the aisle I picked up a fly swatter and began playfully swatting my hand with it to pass the time. I began to swat harder and harder and suddenly my lightbulb came on and I realized this could be an excellent spanker. I can't wait to try my new idea. Just thought I'd pass it on.
They make some electric flyswatters that are really effective. :devil:
 
They make some electric flyswatters that are really effective. :devil:

Fuck those things with a dull, rusty knife. And fuck them in their ear, with said knife too. Those things hurt like a sum'bitch.
 
I do believe thats what makes them effective

Just don't try them fresh from the tub ;)
 
I do believe thats what makes them effective

Just don't try them fresh from the tub ;)

Oh no doubt, I'm sure there are plenty who enjoy what those abominations do. I just don't happen to be one of them...
 
Fuck those things with a dull, rusty knife. And fuck them in their ear, with said knife too. Those things hurt like a sum'bitch.

I do believe thats what makes them effective

Just don't try them fresh from the tub ;)

Oh no doubt, I'm sure there are plenty who enjoy what those abominations do. I just don't happen to be one of them...
How strange. I like what they do.



Of course, I'm a sadist. :devil:
 
How strange. I like what they do.



Of course, I'm a sadist. :devil:

snickers

I remember the first time my boss brought them into the store. I remember thinking, 'Now that has definite possibilities'

Especially the first time someone licked their finger before touching it :D
 
i saw one once at a play party. a femdom had it, and was surrounded by a group of curious msubs. like flies to honey, so to speak.
 
Ouch!

I've recently been on the receiving end of a fly swatter. Trust me, they're amazingly effective!
 
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