Porn: How much you got?How much did you pay? Does it affect your love life?

[SpencerAlanMacLeod]

I have a large porn collection (I'm talking strictly B.D.SM. stuff here).
It has taken me ten years to collect it.

I just counted it:
There are over one thousand two hundred videos (the free fifteen second kind).
There are over five thousand three hundred pics.

I paid nothing for them (unless I count the virus protections that I use like Nod32 or Norton, etc.)
I didn't steal them either. They are all free and readily available online.

My love life hasn't suffered either.
My wife and I get it on everyday.

But I am curious:
Are there a lot of people out there who collect this stuff?

 

[Sir_Winston54]

It has taken me ten years to collect <snip> one thousand two hundred videos (the free fifteen second kind).
There are over five thousand three hundred pics.
<snip>

Ten years to collect 300 minutes (5 hours) of video that has to either (a) be joined together in a melange of unrelated snips or (b) watched for 15 seconds, select another, watch for 15 seconds, select another, watch for 15 seconds, select another, watch for 15 seconds, ad infinitum - or would it be ad ejaculum?

Or you could find a decent P2P site and download (free) 5 hours (or much, much, MUCH more) of video that (a) had coherent "story/action lines" for 30 minutes to an hour or more, and (b) didn't require you to quit stroking every 15 seconds to pick the next one.



ETA: What's a love life? er

 

[SpencerAlanMacLeod]

Hey Sir_Winston,

Thanks for thanking the time to respond.
I appreciate it.

I actually prefer my short vids and pics as they are.
When I want plot, character twists, development and all that stuff...I come to Literotica and read.
For me, smut (the written depictions of erotic acts) works better with the semblance of a plot, etc.

I have NEVER found a pornographic video that holds my interest.
I prefer the visuals of BDSM sex without a plot.
It seems more honest to me.

When I was younger I did enjoy some of 'The Bishop's' art work / series.
However, these days I like the erotica works by themselves. As you said; ad ejaculum.

My multi faceted question concerning porn was very straight forward:
How much do you have...How much did it cost...Does it affect your love life?

My wife and I enjoy my stuff but then, it is my third marriage.
I have finally learned the difference between an emotional bond and a sexual activity...

 

[00Syd]

[grammar hijack]

GAH PARAGRAPH STRUCTURE EXISTS FOR A REASON GAHHH

[/grammar hijack]

 

[rosco rathbone]

[grammar hijack]

GAH PARAGRAPH STRUCTURE EXISTS FOR A REASON GAHHH

[/grammar hijack]

get with the program. this is the texting generation.

(all my porn is self porn)

 

[Sir_Winston54]

[grammar hijack]

GAH PARAGRAPH STRUCTURE EXISTS FOR A REASON GAHHH

[/grammar hijack]

:: Digs into the darkest depths of a dry, dusty desk drawer, diligently delving through dozens of dirty directories...

Aha! Excitedly extracts envelope of elegantly engraved *stuff*

Fills out forms, files formal fantasmagoria, flies fervidly to forum ::​

00Syd, would you be interested in joining an informal little organization of folks here who are fondly referred to as the BDSM Forum Grammar Nazis?

 

[00Syd]

:: Digs into the darkest depths of a dry, dusty desk drawer, diligently delving through dozens of dirty directories...

Aha! Excitedly extracts envelope of elegantly engraved *stuff*

Fills out forms, files formal fantasmagoria, flies fervidly to forum ::​

00Syd, would you be interested in joining an informal little organization of folks here who are fondly referred to as the BDSM Forum Grammar Nazis?

I'm honored to be tapped for entry into your organization, but I'm afraid that my grammar is not yet perfect enough, not yet up to your pristine standards, and so can not in good conscience accept your generous invitation. I am but an admirer.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

I'm honored to be tapped for entry into your organization, but I'm afraid that my grammar is not yet perfect enough, not yet up to your pristine standards, and so can not in good conscience accept your generous invitation. I am but an admirer.

Oh, piffle! You're adequately, nay abundantly, qualified!

 

[midwestyankee]

I'm honored to be tapped for entry into your organization, but I'm afraid that my grammar is not yet perfect enough, not yet up to your pristine standards, and so can not in good conscience accept your generous invitation. I am but an admirer.

I'm quite certain that a position could be found for an apprentice or intern.

Sir_W, I am definitely open to working in such a capacity.

 

[00Syd]

Oh, piffle! You're adequately, nay abundantly, qualified!

Coming from one so grammatically endowed as you, this is truly high praise.

I'm quite certain that a position could be found for an apprentice or intern.

Sir_W, I am definitely open to working in such a capacity.

I think that I would indeed be able to accept such a position without fear of overstepping my current grammatical position in life.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

I'm honored to be tapped for entry into your organization, but I'm afraid that my grammar is not yet perfect enough, not yet up to your pristine standards, and so can not in good conscience accept your generous invitation. I am but an admirer.

I'm quite certain that a position could be found for an apprentice or intern.

Sir_W, I am definitely open to working in such a capacity.

:: Blare of heralds' trumpets ::

"Be it known far and wide, near and far
that the lady 00Syd and
the gentleman midwestyankee
are now and evermore
BDSM Forum Grammar Nazis,
with all the privileges and duties
thus ordered and implied."​

Did we not mention that members of the Grammar Nazis could be drafted?

 

[Kajira Callista]

:: Blare of heralds' trumpets ::

"Be it known far and wide, near and far
that the lady 00Syd and
the gentleman midwestyankee
are now and evermore
BDSM Forum Grammar Nazis,
with all the privileges and duties
thus ordered and implied."​

Did we not mention that members of the Grammar Nazis could be drafted?

just what we need two more of you.

 

[00Syd]

:: Blare of heralds' trumpets ::

"Be it known far and wide, near and far
that the lady 00Syd and
the gentleman midwestyankee
are now and evermore
BDSM Forum Grammar Nazis,
with all the privileges and duties
thus ordered and implied."​

Did we not mention that members of the Grammar Nazis could be drafted?

I swear to valiantly serve in the name of all that is grammatically correct among the brave ranks of the BDSM Grammar Nazis.

 

[Keroin]

:: Blare of heralds' trumpets ::

"Be it known far and wide, near and far
that the lady 00Syd and
the gentleman midwestyankee
are now and evermore
BDSM Forum Grammar Nazis,
with all the privileges and duties
thus ordered and implied."​

Did we not mention that members of the Grammar Nazis could be drafted?

Are you accepting resumes? (She asked, as she crossed her fingers and clutched her copy of Strunk and White). I feel unworthy of being included in such fine company but today, on one of the other boards, I noticed the word "profecy" and almost had to gag myself to keep from screaming aloud. I need a peer group.

Help me.

 

[Keroin]

I swear to valiantly serve in the name of all that is grammatically correct among the brave ranks of the BDSM Grammar Nazis.

K is jealous.

 

[DormantEvil]

I heard from a friend of mine, and it sounded like he wasn't bull shitting me, that he knew someone that had collected a TERABITE of porn.

That's mind blowing, at least for me.

Personally I have no porn on my computer, but am willing to borrow XD

 

[SpencerAlanMacLeod]

Hello DormantEvil,

I had to go look up 'terabyte'...1000 gigabytes of porn?!?!?!

My entire 'C' drive is a mere 38.2 gigs

Do you know or does your friend know how long it took to collect this amazing stash?

 

[OzArrian]

I've got plenty on my hard drive (between 1mb and 50 gig lol ), and the stuff I actually pay for via subscription is not that expensive. Thank God though for Bittorrent and megaporn

 

[DormantEvil]

I think it took him like a few years to collect? And he had it on an external hard drive...several of them I believe. And he could literally find anything you have the inkling to watch for you.

 

[OzArrian]

I think it took him like a few years to collect? And he had it on an external hard drive...several of them I believe. And he could literally find anything you have the inkling to watch for you.

So he's the guy to go for all us fans of nuns/bananas/goats/midget videos

 

[DormantEvil]

Pretty much yeah, he's in the Australian Navy too XD But that's all I know about him. Otherwise I would have found him by now.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

.... but am willing to borrow XD

.... in the Australian Navy too XD ....

D.Evil, "XD" might work for a big smiley face/grin emoticon in some messenger applications, etc., but here a colon-D D without the space) is required to get Just FYI.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Are you accepting resumes? (She asked, as she crossed her fingers and clutched her copy of Strunk and White). I feel unworthy of being included in such fine company but today, on one of the other boards, I noticed the word "profecy" and almost had to gag myself to keep from screaming aloud. I need a peer group.

Help me.

Resumés, applications, and even invitations are unnecessary. The only major requirement to be a BDSMFGN is a good working knowledge of proper grammar, sentence and paragraph construction, spelling and the appropriate use of punctuation (especially commas and the rule that contiguous punctuation *almost* invariably goes to the left of the punctuation marks!).

One must, however, be willing to make allowances for those whose first language is not "The President's English" (particularly Brits, Scots, Welsh, Irish, Ozzies and Kiwis). Spelling is a sore point for many of us with the GN gene (assonance intended!), but with many posters we tend to ignore it as there are people, we know, who are orthographically challenged. Different misspellings of a single word within a post, however, may draw some ire.

Therefore:

"Be it known far and wide, near and far
that the lady Keroin
is now and evermore
BDSM Forum Grammar Nazis,
with all the privileges and duties
thus ordered and implied."​

 

[Keroin]

Resumés, applications, and even invitations are unnecessary. The only major requirement to be a BDSMFGN is a good working knowledge of proper grammar, sentence and paragraph construction, spelling and the appropriate use of punctuation (especially commas and the rule that contiguous punctuation *almost* invariably goes to the left of the punctuation marks!).

One must, however, be willing to make allowances for those whose first language is not "The President's English" (particularly Brits, Scots, Welsh, Irish, Ozzies and Kiwis). Spelling is a sore point for many of us with the GN gene (assonance intended!), but with many posters we tend to ignore it as there are people, we know, who are orthographically challenged. Different misspellings of a single word within a post, however, may draw some ire.

Therefore:

"Be it known far and wide, near and far
that the lady Keroin
is now and evermore
BDSM Forum Grammar Nazis,
with all the privileges and duties
thus ordered and implied."​

*Wipes single tear from her cheek while drinking from a bottle of maple syrup*

My eternal gratitude, (and I'll even try to Americanize my punctuation, just for you.)

 

[00Syd]

*Wipes single tear from her cheek while drinking from a bottle of maple syrup*

My eternal gratitude, (and I'll even try to Americanize my punctuation, just for you.)

Allow me to shake your hand, comrade.