darebearstare
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dont worry about it we will figure out something...
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self-inflicted punishment
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Keroin
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Rent "Mama Mia" and just watch the scenes where Pierce Brosnan sings. Watch them over and over and over until you are a quivering mess, begging for mercy. (Actually, this activity may be banned by Amnesty International as "cruel and unusual").
Sorry about that. I had a lot of sleep yesterday so I'm feeling very feisty.
Toothpaste up the ass is always good.
WriterDom
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Toothpaste up the ass? Figging would work too.
midwestyankee
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Hell, why not use a ginger hand to brush out your ass with Crest Extra Whitening. Be sure to rinse with Listerine afterwards.
Keroin
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Is that a bagel in your av?
midwestyankee
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That, my friend, is a doughnut from the Blue Benn Diner in Bennington, Vermont. It was gooooooooooood!!
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That, my friend, is a doughnut from the Blue Benn Diner in Bennington, Vermont. It was gooooooooooood!!
If I wasn't twenty-four hours away from the land of cupcakes, I'd be very jealous. Still, I must admit to a slight twinge and a thin stream of drool every time I look at that tableau.
Sir_Winston54
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Huh - same reaction (the thin stream of drool) I have every time I look at the pic of you fishing off the bow of that boat.
(I've always been a butt man!)
WriterDom
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WriterDom
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Now with an anal hook that might be good. But no blood for me, thank you.
WriterDom
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Glad to know you're not a vampire
Nope, but I'd leave a few bite marks on your sweet ass.
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You'd have to catch me first.
That's when a six inch spreader bar comes in handy.
Hmmmmmm..... that does make running a bit more difficult. But I can still drive really fast!
Sir_Winston54
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Not in a stick shift with that 6" spreader bar...
Ummmmm, yeah, not going in make it far in a manual, period. I tend to stall out a lot.
I'm good with the shifting part. It's the clutch timing that I suck at.
Sir_Winston54
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Clutch in, shift lever to new gear (up or down), clutch out.
the captians wench
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I just keep thinking if you're going that far, why not just really dig them in?
