Been fucked at Adult Theater????
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Alright my good man (I'm going to assume you're a man based on how you asked the question, I hope that's alright), here's my two cents. And I'm gonna shoot from the hip, so if that's not what you want, close your eyes and think happy thoughts.
1) No, I've never had sex in an adult theater. In fact, I've never had sex, and I've never been in an adult theater. But I would imagine that asking for sex in such a place has only a slightly higher probability of working than if you asked that in, say, a fast food joint. Why? Because I'm not entirely convinced a woman that would go to such a place would be in search of some boy toy at the time.
I can of course be wrong, but in this case I doubt it.
2) I imagine a woman might go to such a place - it's certainly within the realm of possibility. But...why? My understanding is that women get turned on in a very different way from us guys, and the typical adult theater fare won't really cut it. Second, and most importantly, this is the 21st century. We. Have. The. Internet. The only reason anyone, guy or girl, would go to one of those places now is the atmosphere (technically true in your case).
So here's essentially what you're asking; You want to meet a girl that;
a: enjoys the adult theater 'vibe'
b: is looking for some random stranger to nail in the bathroom (or right on the floor, I dunno)
c: happens to show up on the same day as you
Um....not playing the odds. Now, in all seriousness, if you really really mean to do this, you'd have better odds meeting the woman (probably on the web) first, getting acquainted, hitting it off, the whole shebang...then saying, "Y'know, just once I'd like to fuck in a porno theater." That's the best you can hope for there.
3) What all can happen? I...would imagine sex. If you mean in terms of kinkiness or *shudder* numbers, remember that reality =/= fantasy. A woman's not likely to be carrying lube and funny-shaped dildoes in her purse, and would you really want a girl to (pardon the pun) take all comers in a porno theater? That just screams 'bad idea'...also 'STD'.
So, if you're serious about going through with this, my advice is meet the woman first, discuss kink later. If it's not worth the effort, I'd leave that fantasy locked in your head, where it might actually take place.
1) No, I've never had sex in an adult theater. In fact, I've never had sex, and I've never been in an adult theater. But I would imagine that asking for sex in such a place has only a slightly higher probability of working than if you asked that in, say, a fast food joint. Why? Because I'm not entirely convinced a woman that would go to such a place would be in search of some boy toy at the time.
I can of course be wrong, but in this case I doubt it.
2) I imagine a woman might go to such a place - it's certainly within the realm of possibility. But...why? My understanding is that women get turned on in a very different way from us guys, and the typical adult theater fare won't really cut it. Second, and most importantly, this is the 21st century. We. Have. The. Internet. The only reason anyone, guy or girl, would go to one of those places now is the atmosphere (technically true in your case).
So here's essentially what you're asking; You want to meet a girl that;
a: enjoys the adult theater 'vibe'
b: is looking for some random stranger to nail in the bathroom (or right on the floor, I dunno)
c: happens to show up on the same day as you
Um....not playing the odds. Now, in all seriousness, if you really really mean to do this, you'd have better odds meeting the woman (probably on the web) first, getting acquainted, hitting it off, the whole shebang...then saying, "Y'know, just once I'd like to fuck in a porno theater." That's the best you can hope for there.
3) What all can happen? I...would imagine sex. If you mean in terms of kinkiness or *shudder* numbers, remember that reality =/= fantasy. A woman's not likely to be carrying lube and funny-shaped dildoes in her purse, and would you really want a girl to (pardon the pun) take all comers in a porno theater? That just screams 'bad idea'...also 'STD'.
So, if you're serious about going through with this, my advice is meet the woman first, discuss kink later. If it's not worth the effort, I'd leave that fantasy locked in your head, where it might actually take place.
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Honestly, you would be dead wrong. In my experience, most people that go to adult theaters are looking to get fucked. I know because I've had my hands on a ton of them. There actually don't tend to be that many women, but the ones that are there, most of the time need little convincing. Of course, it doesn't apply to everyone, so don't do anything stupid.
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I'd be inclined to agree with Faulkon, but I do have a covert desire to be delightfully spread in an adult theatre. At the same time, I wouldn't do it due to safety. Of course, in the fantasy of my mind, the men there would've seen a woman in the last millennia, would be semi-attractive/shaved/washed, and would maintain a respectful distance while stroking as my partner and I exposed my body and penetrated my pussy before the watching eyes. In reality, I think it would be far less safe. And, I have no doubt women attending would be construed as 'ladies of the night.' Plus, there is the ordinance against public exhibitionism. So, all in all, this experience, as VF suggested, might have to be contained within the home theatre - but maybe you can broadcast yourself watching and enjoying yourself to others -
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Gaia!, I'm really going to try to tone myself down from flaming here. I really think Danconnor was given a load for an answer.
Danconnor, to answer YOUR QUESTION, my best advice is to look into your local adult theaters, see what kind of places they are (friendly advice = avoid the "seedy" ones, those that look a bit worse-for-wear). See when they're busy, what nights they have the most population. You can ask the store staff, they're usually pretty frank about it. Of course you can't go asking "When's the best time to come in and get fucked," not only is that rather crude, but as has been pointed out depending on your municipality it can be a pretty hefty misdemeanor. Luck will be a big factor, you may never see anyone wanting participation. But you will never know without trying. So find a theater or two you're comfortable with and hang out there when you want or can. Becoming a "regular" does have some benefits, because you meet like-minded people (those that enjoy adult-minded entertainment or activities), and you could end up going a completely different route.
As evidenced here on Lit', there's a LOT of people out there that like voyuerism and stranger play, so don't be disheartened by naysayers or "Jealous Jacks/Janes." As long as you keep a good mindset (be respectful, be safe) and don't come off as some Lester the Molester, you should have some enjoyable experiences. I wish you luck.
So, by your own admission I'm wondering why you're even answering this post? Not to flame or anything, but you indicate you have ZERO experience, ZERO knowledge of what can/could happen in an adult theater. And that you've never had sex?
Well, there you are wrong. From personal experience, I've been to three adult theaters, in Colorado Springs and Denver, and have witnessed ladies and/or couples engaging in sex in the theater proper or private booths. And while it doesn't happen "all the time," it does in fact happen. And while the internet is nice for shut-ins and germophobes, most of us do enjoy HUMAN interaction and actual carnal engagements beyond our hands and tissue boxes.
Again, for someone who admits having no tactile experience for the adult theater scene, you seem to have got it in your head you KNOW what can/can't happen there. The times that there were women/couples looking for voyeurs or random partners, they made it clear they were actively looking. And those that participated were actually some of the politest people I've seen, compared to some here on Lit'. Bounds were respected, condoms were worn, discretion was abided (as much as could be).
You've offered nothing in the manner of any advice this poster was looking for. You've injected your own narrow view of something you, again, have no knowledge of. And that is a disservice I dislike.
Danconnor, to answer YOUR QUESTION, my best advice is to look into your local adult theaters, see what kind of places they are (friendly advice = avoid the "seedy" ones, those that look a bit worse-for-wear). See when they're busy, what nights they have the most population. You can ask the store staff, they're usually pretty frank about it. Of course you can't go asking "When's the best time to come in and get fucked," not only is that rather crude, but as has been pointed out depending on your municipality it can be a pretty hefty misdemeanor. Luck will be a big factor, you may never see anyone wanting participation. But you will never know without trying. So find a theater or two you're comfortable with and hang out there when you want or can. Becoming a "regular" does have some benefits, because you meet like-minded people (those that enjoy adult-minded entertainment or activities), and you could end up going a completely different route.
As evidenced here on Lit', there's a LOT of people out there that like voyuerism and stranger play, so don't be disheartened by naysayers or "Jealous Jacks/Janes." As long as you keep a good mindset (be respectful, be safe) and don't come off as some Lester the Molester, you should have some enjoyable experiences. I wish you luck.
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not that I've been to one, but I'd think that having easy access to porn online in your own home woudl result in people who actually do go to a theater being more willing to get invovled. The people who don't want to be around others can easily stay home, so people who are out probably do want some kind of interaction. Just a thought.
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You'll get arrested, probably for rape.
Women don't visit them and congratulations, you are the reason why.
And what's with the punctuation?
You are one sad fuck.
Thank you! God, I'm glad I'm not the only one seeing a problem with this topic.
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I, personally would not go for the simple matter that I have no freaking idea what sort of fluids have been/are on those seats and no way in hell am I baring my tender bits to who the fuck knows what might be lingering there. I don't mind getting down and dirty with the man I love, but I draw the line at complete strangers and whatever bugs they may or may not be carrying. If that makes me a germophobe, so be it. I'm proud to be card carrying member!
I don't mind getting down and dirty with the man I love, but I draw the line at complete strangers and whatever bugs they may or may not be carrying. If that makes me a germophobe, so be it. I'm proud to be card carrying member!
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I don't know what's happening lately but there's been a total run on trolls here and on BDSM Talk/Cafe. There have been so many pointless, brain dead threads started. It's actually starting to get me down. I used to really like these forums.
I've also noticed a rise in stupid, trolling, spamming fucktard pms.
I know L & M need traffick on the site but the GB just isn't containing the dickwits any more. I also think that having an unmoderated forum just encourages sad little teenage netgeeks to post their moronic bullshit anywhere they damn well please.
Anyone else feel this way?
*sigh*
I've also noticed a rise in stupid, trolling, spamming fucktard pms.
I know L & M need traffick on the site but the GB just isn't containing the dickwits any more. I also think that having an unmoderated forum just encourages sad little teenage netgeeks to post their moronic bullshit anywhere they damn well please.
Anyone else feel this way?
*sigh*
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Well, before we had a Mod, we handled things like that ourselves.
If they would not listen to reason we would make their lives here at Lit. a living hell until they left the How To Board alone.
Since LadyG came to office I've holstered my guns.
But I still can shoot.
It took a brave SOB to troll the HT a second time.
If they would not listen to reason we would make their lives here at Lit. a living hell until they left the How To Board alone.
Since LadyG came to office I've holstered my guns.
But I still can shoot.
It took a brave SOB to troll the HT a second time.
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count me in G!
give a whistle an i will come a running and make mean.
i like the How To Board.
give a whistle an i will come a running and make mean.
i like the How To Board.
sorry if my question upset anyone. My wife & I had seen a movie about adult theatres & what takes place there. We were both curious as to if this really still happens, since this film was pretty old. Sorry if you thought I was a troll or some other person asking a weird question. For those that answered sincerely thank you. We both couldn't imagine many people going to these type of establishments with so many diseases today.
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