Penguin Poem Contest
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PeterPenguin
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Penguin
I'm a little Penguin and most other penguins don't get our sense of humor but I'll give it a shot.
I'm a little Penguin and most other penguins don't get our sense of humor but I'll give it a shot.
ChuckEPenguin
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Dude, you are the man! High fives...er, no...um...fist bump...shoot...flipper flap?
I am so gonna kick Pete's ass on this one. You here me, "Wittle Penguin"?
*Laughs malevolently*
I am so gonna kick Pete's ass on this one. You here me, "Wittle Penguin"?
*Laughs malevolently*
PeterPenguin
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Peter Penguin puked
sadly it was slimy squid
fish connoisseur was he
fish are evasive and smart
while squid are slow and dim
in the end hunger won
eating squid was not fun
now he puked upon the ice
chewed green squid? Not nice
Not sure I'll use this one.
sadly it was slimy squid
fish connoisseur was he
fish are evasive and smart
while squid are slow and dim
in the end hunger won
eating squid was not fun
now he puked upon the ice
chewed green squid? Not nice
Not sure I'll use this one.
Betticus
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peter peter penguin eater
held her down and tried to beater
flippety flap, flippers smack
beaks ringin while shes down on her back
tie died hippie penguins shuffle
smokin frozen reefer, coughs and snuffles
the kush is good but damn I'm starvin'
I could eat a whole damn marlin
held her down and tried to beater
flippety flap, flippers smack
beaks ringin while shes down on her back
tie died hippie penguins shuffle
smokin frozen reefer, coughs and snuffles
the kush is good but damn I'm starvin'
I could eat a whole damn marlin
Keroin
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Bett. Wow.
*Golf clap*
OK, so I'm not sure if I want to do a haiku or an ode, I'll think on it, but I had this sudden image flash on my brain...
Young woman, taking those first frightening steps into the BDSM universe, comes to Lit looking for answers. She enters the BDSM Cafe and sees, "Penguin Poem Contest", thinks WTF??! Shortly thereafter, she joins a convent.
WD, you're my hero! (Even if you're really Netzach).
Sir_Winston54
Assume the position!
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You know, some of those monasteries and convents were really into flagellation...
WriterDom
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haiku would be fun. I'm not her! I'd be playing with my breasts if I were.
Keroin
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Beak Freak Sings the Blues
I am not your Jacques Cousteau
depth exploring
Calypso dreamer
No film flicker docu meaning
in cold hands
ice numbed
Sanguine divine penguin
back to the wind
storm shelter
I am not your Jacques Cousteau
You are not my shelter
I am not your Jacques Cousteau
depth exploring
Calypso dreamer
No film flicker docu meaning
in cold hands
ice numbed
Sanguine divine penguin
back to the wind
storm shelter
I am not your Jacques Cousteau
You are not my shelter
Keroin
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You know, some of those monasteries and convents were really into flagellation...
Mmmmmmmm, flagellation. Hail Mary and pass the cilice!
LilyBart
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Totally off topic, but have you seen Bill Engvall's routine on "boobs"? I found a spliced clip that includes it briefly, at the end. The part if men had boobs on the top of their head?
I could watch that little segment over and over and still laugh til I cry.
I could only find this version. Which is too bad. I saw it on TV last week and the entire routine is hysterical.
However, now every time I watch it, I will think of WD.
Carry on with your poetry now. I have nothing further to contribute.
~LB
midwestyankee
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There once was a penguin named Chuck
Who, with his hard beak, could fuck
Said he, "Hey, I'm no thug"
'Cause I made me this plug
Of froze herrings from out of the muck.
Who, with his hard beak, could fuck
Said he, "Hey, I'm no thug"
'Cause I made me this plug
Of froze herrings from out of the muck.
graceanne
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chauderlos
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There was a penguin named Chuck
With his beak he could fuck
He had huge flaps
He used to slap
And a barrel of frozen herring
He used for naughty things
On his sub Keroin
From: Paul R. Bear, Antarctic poems and other tales, Adelaid Land, 2007
With his beak he could fuck
He had huge flaps
He used to slap
And a barrel of frozen herring
He used for naughty things
On his sub Keroin
From: Paul R. Bear, Antarctic poems and other tales, Adelaid Land, 2007
Harmony_1985
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Have you ever had a penguin come to tea?
Take a look at me, a penguin you will see.
Give me the prize plz
Take a look at me, a penguin you will see.
Give me the prize plz
katt_g
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Keroin
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Hmm, and I thought I didn't have issues. I am also strongly attracted to newspapers, old movies and Oreo cookies.
Wow, I thought I was so psychologically stable.
Always nice to read a post from Keroin's Official Stalker, 2009. (I read your poem in a French accent, it was lovely!)
I can't wait to read what my Chucky-Wucky writes! I know he's busy scribbling away at this very moment.
