Don't You Hate It When....

[ima6uldv8]

You're almost in a deep sleep and have to go to the bathroom?

Add yours.

 

[Heatlessfever]

You feel yourself about to cum as the water from the bathtub faucet hits your pussy...and then one of your family members knock on the door and tells you to pull the curtain because they need to take a dump.

Ruins the mood. Makes me bitchy and makes the water go a little soft.

 

[lonely_tonight]

You feel yourself about to cum as the water from the bathtub faucet hits your pussy...and then one of your family members knock on the door and tells you to pull the curtain because they need to take a dump.

Ruins the mood. Makes me bitchy and makes the water go a little soft.

Why, does that happen often? Haha.

 

[ima6uldv8]

Funny that ours are both bathroom related.

 

[Heatlessfever]

To ima: bathrooms are evil.

To lonely: yes.

My take on bathrooms, not good.

I think we should start pissing and shitting in the out doors again. That way we could fertilize our own fucking gardens instead of stealing cow's shit. Did anybody ever consider that the cows MIGHT need their shit, too?

 

[Kaio1976]

To ima: bathrooms are evil.

To lonely: yes.

My take on bathrooms, not good.

I think we should start pissing and shitting in the out doors again. That way we could fertilize our own fucking gardens instead of stealing cow's shit. Did anybody ever consider that the cows MIGHT need their shit, too?

I piss and shit in my flowerbed on a regular basis. It works better than Miracle Grow

 

[Heatlessfever]

I piss and shit in my flowerbed on a regular basis. It works better than Miracle Grow

Oh my god, a man after my own heart.

 

[ima6uldv8]

I piss and shit in my flowerbed on a regular basis. It works better than Miracle Grow

Plus its a lot cheaper and organic

 

[Kaio1976]

Oh my god, a man after my own heart.

I say fuck it, why not. You know, there are....

Am I really talking about taking a shit in my yard? WTF is wrong with me tonight? LMAO

 

[Leeboytoy]

You get blueballed.

 

[AlwaysNaked]

Don't you hate it when

You've got a large butt plug in your arse, you've tied your balls up with rope, given yourself a really strong erection and are balanced on a chair with the timer on the camera counting down.................and the fucking door bell rings.

 

[daintyfemme]

You went to shower without shower cap and found out you ran out of shampoo...
which I just experienced...
blergh

 

[bellinda69]

You are in front of ur pc, half naked (or fullly naked) giving a guy a show and waching him when ur housemates knock on ur door. Total mood killer.

 

[IceyBlue]

Oh my god, a man after my own heart.

LOL......

My gal's favourite line from some movie she saw is "the world is my urinal, for I am a man". I hear it every time I whip it out to take a leak someplace out-of-doors, she claims she jealous, but she's dropped her drawers on many occasions too!!




As for the pet peeve's part of the thread........

Getting into bed with a raging hard-on and after just a few minutes of her playing with it I realize there's no way I'm staying awake long enough to get off.

Always results in the most sexually explicit dreams. Luckily she knows it and wakes me with her hand wrapped firmly around my cock eager to hear all about it.

Then comes a play session.

Then comes Part II of the pet peeves, literally, the dogs are whining at the door because they have to go out for a pee!!!

DOH!!!!

 

[millieteases]

The cat jumps on you right in the middle of things...

 

[Pinktacokitty]

When your boss walks in while you are on the phone with the guy that makes you wet just thinking about him.

 

[southern_sweety]

Another bathroom one...

When someone flushes the toilet, or starts the dishwasher, or tries to start the washing machine while you're in the shower. I hate it. Steals the hot water and the water pressure.

 

[angil]

Don't You Hate It When...

When your about to cum and he stops

 

[ima6uldv8]

You feel like you've lost your touch?

 

[X_fallenangel_X]

You are in a deep sleep and your cat suddenly jumps on your face?

 

[Handley_Page]

The green light is on and the smiles just started.
Then a little voice says "Daddy, I need a drink of water".

 

[IceyBlue]

You are in a deep sleep and your cat suddenly jumps on your face?

Mmmmmm..... I like a pussy landing on my face. I mean I realllly like it!

But then again I don't think we're talking about the same thing.

 

[kmb411]

Two week away from each other, lots of phone and cam sex, ready for the business trip to be over and a long hot weekend with out the kids. Boss calls and extend the trip for another two weeks.

(I was needing that release this weekend- blue ball central)

 

[ima6uldv8]

Lit censors and pulls threads on men but lets the women have free reign? Well, I know a lot won't be complaining about that, but still.... Kind of pisses me off.

 

[gothic_nymph]

Two week away from each other, lots of phone and cam sex, ready for the business trip to be over and a long hot weekend with out the kids. Boss calls and extend the trip for another two weeks.

(I was needing that release this weekend- blue ball central)

uggg!!! My hubby and I have had this happening for awhile... Everytime he's supposed to come home, His boss sends him elsewhere. I hate it!!!