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[bsergi1]

If you go back and read, it was bserg who said "Amizon" not Freddie. Thanks for confirming what most of us already knew.

Tell your friend SR71plt (Poo Poo pants) there are only 23 hours in this day, so he only has to be on the site for another 18 1/2 to make it a full day on SCOURIES thread without me talking to him. And, BTW, tell him he is an ASS.

Maybe you can teach him how to start a thread on his own so he won't be butting into everyone else's with his opinions and corrections.

Edit: And, he continues to be an ass two days later. There. Now, it's perfect! Barney Purple.

 

[sr71plt]

Tell your friend SR71plt (Poo Poo pants) there are only 23 hours in this day, so he only has to be on the site for another 18 1/2 to make it a full day on SCOURIES thread without me talking to him. And, BTW, tell him he is an ASS.

Maybe you can teach him how to start a thread on his own so he won't be butting into everyone else's with his opinions and corrections.

Gee, bsergi1, you sound sort of like you're coming unhinged.

Please hang on there so we can welcome you to the AH. By the way, tell us about yourself and what you write and what you've published and the constructive reason that brings you here.

Any chance of another sermonette? (which I suppose you call a discussion.)

We're saving a seat for you in class tomorrow, good buddy.

 

[michchick98]

If I was sitting at my keyboard 24/7 like you and SR71plt, I would have been the first to acknowledge, or edit like SR71plt does on the sly, my error.

Considering that's nearly the same response Freddie gives, yeah, there's no doubt in my mind who you are now. Thanks for confirming it yet again.

But I don't give a damn about spelling. Can you telll?

Don't get your panties in a wad there, Freddie. Obviously it bothers you more than it does anyone else if you constantly mention it. I've only seen sr71 mention your spelling once or twice since you appeared here out of the blue.

Yet, you know so much about him. You insult him in the same manner as Freddie. Again, more confirmation of your identity.

I will apologize to the BFW for almost taking the heat on this typo. Sorry, BOSTONFICTIONWRITER. I think you are wonderful. A stupendous writer and wicked good typist. My fingers know not what thye doo, doo. I'm writing that for PooPoo pants.

Oh and gee, didn't Freddie just a few hours ago make up those other two childish names for sr71? I think it was Pee Pee Head and Poo Pee Pants or something along those lines.

So keep posting, sunshine. You're only burying yourself deeper.

Now, begone with you, Drone. You're bothering me, pee pee head.

Actually, I do like that name for you better than Drone. I shall call you Pee Pee Head from now on. Do you prefer Mr. Pee Pee Head or just Pee Pee Head? It fits you.

Now that I think of it, Pee Pee Head, if you prefer, I can call you Poo Pee Pants.

By the way, are you sure you're old enough to be on this site? I mean only a 9 year old uses insults like that these days, Freddie.

 

[bsergi1]

Sorry BFW

This is an official apology to the BOSTONFICTIONWRITER. I got myself into this mess and now they are blaming you for all of it. I'm sorry for dragging your name in here when you are probably minding your own business, out walking Polo in that dog park you go to in Boston.

They won't shut up. One of them has to get the last word in all the time. Why can't they believe I just don't like the SR71plt? I don't like the fact that he never answers a question. What the hell is he hiding? Or, hiding from.

Between SR71plt and this chick from Michigan, who is a great speller, too, I can't figure out who is more paranoid. Maybe the pilot had too much top secret training and he's always looking over his shoulder and behind his monitor for cybercops.

The chick from Michigan probably corrects her kids homework before they can go to bed. I already told the SR71plt the only thing I wrote today was my shopping list. He keeps wanting to know what I've written. I need eggs, milk, American cheese, midol and tampons. Maybe I should scan this list and post it here so he can see it in person.

I said I was done with this crap, but they keep dragging your name into this, so I'd like to officially say I'm sorry and then I will officially be done with this crap. "I'm sorry Bostonfcitionwriter, Freddie."

 

[sr71plt]

I don't like the fact that he never answers a question. What the hell is he hiding? Or, hiding from.

You counted the questions I've answered and compared them with the ones you and Sarahh have been avoiding, sport?

Who do you think you're fooling? Anyone can read this thread and count the questions and answers. Why would you make such a ridiculous statement?

You think that telling a bald-faced lie on an Internet thread that any reader can check out for themselves makes it somehow true? Are you a simpleton?

And speaking of unanswered questions: Tell us more about the life of an alt, what you write, and what you've published.

 

[michchick98]

This is an official apology to the BOSTONFICTIONWRITER. I got myself into this mess and now they are blaming you for all of it. I'm sorry for dragging your name in here when you are probably minding your own business, out walking Polo in that dog park you go to in Boston.

They won't shut up. One of them has to get the last word in all the time. Why can't they believe I just don't like the SR71plt? I don't like the fact that he never answers a question. What the hell is he hiding? Or, hiding from.

Between SR71plt and this chick from Michigan, who is a great speller, too, I can't figure out who is more paranoid. Maybe the pilot had too much top secret training and he's always looking over his shoulder and behind his monitor for cybercops.

The chick from Michigan probably corrects her kids homework before they can go to bed. I already told the SR71plt the only thing I wrote today was my shopping list. He keeps wanting to know what I've written. I need eggs, milk, American cheese, midol and tampons. Maybe I should scan this list and post it here so he can see it in person.

I said I was done with this crap, but they keep dragging your name into this, so I'd like to officially say I'm sorry and then I will officially be done with this crap. "I'm sorry Bostonfcitionwriter, Freddie."

Didn't you already say you were done with this? Yeah, another Freddie diatribe. He pouts and whines, says he's never posting here again, then appears a few days later with the same old shit.

Just another tap dance. I wonder, which one are you in this picture:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3349/3336438277_c64ac4e20d_o.jpg

 

[sr71plt]

I swear the trolls are coming dumber and dumber these days.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Has anyone else noticed that Michchick's number of posts never increases?

It's always the same 1,322. How do you do that, Michchick?

Certainly, you must be well over...5,000 posts if not closer to 10,000 posts.

There's something really screwy going on here.

Moreover and more importantly, the fact that you and Drone continue to see me everywhere is flattering. I can assure both of you mental giants, though, that I don't use an alt. I post everything under Bostonfictionwriter. Unlike most of the players here, I'm unafraid of controversy. I don't need an alt to say what I need to write.

So, Michchick, come clean. How many posts do you have and how did you manage to turn on your counter?

 

[sr71plt]

Moreover and more importantly, the fact that you and Drone continue to see me everywhere is flattering. I can assure both of you mental giants, though, that I don't use an alt.

Naw. Look up the line. I've posted nothing about you and alts since stating that I didn't think you had an alt. Try to keep up.

Done anything about those stolen covers you have posted on your profile here yet, Freddie G.?

And, umm, Freddie (psst). When you post all of your posts are updated to the most recent number. (As I was saying about trolls and dumb . . .)

 

[michchick98]

blah, blah, gurgle, yammer, snort, fart, drool

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[sarahhh]

You counted the questions I've answered and compared them with the ones you and Sarahh have been avoiding, sport?

Who do you think you're fooling? Anyone can read this thread and count the questions and answers. Why would you make such a ridiculous statement?

You think that telling a bald-faced lie on an Internet thread that any reader can check out for themselves makes it somehow true? Are you a simpleton?

And speaking of unanswered questions: Tell us more about the life of an alt, what you write, and what you've published.

Questions I have been avoiding? Well, let's have a little contest then, Ace. I'll quote all the questions I asked you that you didn't answer, and you quote all the questions that you asked me that I didn't answer. We'll keep a tally.

Only "substantive" questions count. "Who do you think you're fooling?" is not a substantive question, although I even answered that one for you.

 

[sr71plt]

Questions I have been avoiding? Well, let's have a little contest then, Ace. I'll quote all the questions I asked you that you didn't answer, and you quote all the questions that you asked me that I didn't answer. We'll keep a tally.

Only "substantive" questions count. "Who do you think you're fooling?" is not a substantive question, although I even answered that one for you.

That would just show how many malicious, silly questions you've asked me.

It's a silly game that you can play with yourself, Sarahh.

Now, what is that second book I've heard you've been working on for a couple of years? And how were you planning to publish it? Going the self-published print-on-demand route again with the tit photo offer advertising?

 

[Guest]

another retard found....

12:02 p.m., Sunday, March 8, 2009
ScouriesWorldComputer HO
Miami Beach, Florida
AUTOMATED COMPUTER RESPONSE

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***OFFICIAL S.W. COMPUTER ALERT*** OFFICIAL S.W. COMPUTER ALERT ***​

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PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT ANOTHER POSER [SIZE=+2]sr71plt, a.k.a. ace, drone, pilot and robyn[/size], ON THE FAMED SCOURIES THREAD HAS BEEN JUDGED BY THE ScouriesWorld COMPUTER TO BE INCAPABLE OF MAKING A POST THAT MEETS THE STANDARDS OF THIS THREAD. HE/SHE (AND HIS/HER MANY ALTS) HAS BEEN PLACED ON THE MENTALLY CHALLENGED POSTERS LIST, HIS/HER NAME HAS BEEN REPORTED TO THE ROYALS, AND WE SUGGEST YOU IGNORE HIS/HER POST.

THANK YOU!

[SIZE=+2]MENTALLY CHALLENGED “SCOURIES THREAD” POSTERS LIST[/SIZE]
(those so far identified as such by the ScouriesWord computers)

[SIZE=+2]sr71plt
(a.k.a. ace, pilot, robyn, drone, freshface, lloyd_5, ennuye, etc.)
banana boy
miss hick
miss odious
oily ​

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[sr71plt]

I'll certainly take that as a compliment.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

12:02 p.m., Sunday, March 8, 2009
ScouriesWorldComputer HO
Miami Beach, Florida
AUTOMATED COMPUTER RESPONSE

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***OFFICIAL S.W. COMPUTER ALERT*** OFFICIAL S.W. COMPUTER ALERT ***​

[/size]

PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT ANOTHER POSER [SIZE=+2]sr71plt, a.k.a. ace, drone, pilot and robyn[/size], ON THE FAMED SCOURIES THREAD HAS BEEN JUDGED BY THE ScouriesWorld COMPUTER TO BE INCAPABLE OF MAKING A POST THAT MEETS THE STANDARDS OF THIS THREAD. HE/SHE (AND HIS/HER MANY ALTS) HAS BEEN PLACED ON THE MENTALLY CHALLENGED POSTERS LIST, HIS/HER NAME HAS BEEN REPORTED TO THE ROYALS, AND WE SUGGEST YOU IGNORE HIS/HER POST.

THANK YOU!

[SIZE=+2]MENTALLY CHALLENGED “SCOURIES THREAD” POSTERS LIST[/SIZE]
(those so far identified as such by the ScouriesWord computers)

[SIZE=+2]sr71plt
(a.k.a. ace, pilot, robyn, drone, freshface, lloyd_5, ennuye, etc.)
banana boy
miss hick
miss odious
oily ​

[/SIZE]

Gees, this is serious stuff. Wow! I had no idea. Only, you forgot to add Drone's other aliases, Pee Pee Head and Poo Poo Pants.

 

[Darkniciad]

So much for the scouries' computer system. It's already choked and lost my name after only a few weeks.

 

[michchick98]

So much for the scouries' computer system. It's already choked and lost my name after only a few weeks.

And also once again proves that every time that list goes up, we've hit too close to the truth.

 

[freshface]

I'll certainly take that as a compliment.

I'm hurt that I didn't make it.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

To repeat the question, why can't I go to Amazon.com and buy your e-books? I'm sure scouries and BFW want to do likewise. I mean, scouries never even heard of Fictionwise until the other day, and now it's been sold to Barnes and Noble.

Cruising Through History - Kindle edition (EBOOK - hello?!)

They're all there, you know.

Man's Man (Kindle)

Tropical Sizzlers (Kindle)

Across the Threshold (Kindle)

Even his latest:

Blue Roses Tattoo (Kindle)

You can even PREORDER his Ebooks, dude!

Dance of the Ravishers (Kindle)

BTW, your numbers were off in all your strange little Create Space calculations, because authors, when ordering proofs or author copies, don't pay full price, they pay cost.

 

[sarahhh]

Yeah, it shows. My 13 year old niece with a box of crayons could do a better job.

The question is not whether you like it, it's whether Jim likes it. He has already expressed his opinion on the matter.

Incidentally, that's an ocean yacht on the cover, as Jim well knows. Your knowledge of yachts is probably similar to Ace's knowledge of planes (what you two have read on Wikipedia).

Hey Jim, I can easily do different fonts and colors if you like, such as to more prominently display "JAMES R. SCOURIES, ESQ." at the bottom. I could put that on top and the title in the middle or bottom.

You know, I like the cover so much I'm going to keep it as my avatar for awhile.

 

[michchick98]

The question is not whether you like it, it's whether Jim likes it. He has already expressed his opinion on the matter.

Incidentally, that's an ocean yacht on the cover, as Jim well knows. Your knowledge of yachts is probably similar to Ace's knowledge of planes (what you two have read on Wikipedia).

Hey Jim, I can easily do different fonts and colors if you like, such as to more prominently display "JAMES R. SCOURIES, ESQ." at the bottom. I could put that on top and the title in the middle or bottom.

You know, I like the cover so much I'm going to keep it as my avatar for awhile.

Another failure at an insult. YOUR knowledge about publishing is about the same as my knowledge on yachts there, butch. Nice try.

And I don't give a shit if your alter ego likes the AV or not, I don't care if you leave it up until hell freezes over, my 13 year old niece could still do a better job with a box of crayons.

Next.

 

[sarahhh]

Cruising Through History - Kindle edition (EBOOK - hello?!)

They're all there, you know.

Man's Man (Kindle)

Tropical Sizzlers (Kindle)

Across the Threshold (Kindle)

Even his latest:

Blue Roses Tattoo (Kindle)

You can even PREORDER his Ebooks, dude!

Dance of the Ravishers (Kindle)

BTW, your numbers were off in all your strange little Create Space calculations, because authors, when ordering proofs or author copies, don't pay full price, they pay cost.

LMFAO. You never quit with the scamming.

The links you give are for the Kindle Store. His e-books haven't made it over to the Amazon.com site yet. Yours have been there for awhile. His still don't show "Other Editions: Kindle Edition" and do show "Tell the Publisher! I'd like to read this book on Kindle."

What I suspect is that when the subject came up several days ago, you rushed to get his e-books listed on on Amazon. Even if you did it before that, the fact remains they are not listed at Amazon.com. Of course, now I know they will be soon.

Funny Ace had no clue about what's going on. You got some publishing consultant there. How in the world did you talk him into giving you all the profits on the sale of his books?

 

[sarahhh]

BTW, your numbers were off in all your strange little Create Space calculations, because authors, when ordering proofs or author copies, don't pay full price, they pay cost.

What is says over at the CreateSpace site is: "The cost for a proof copy is the same as the cost for a single book, plus shipping and handling. You pay the amount when you place your order and you don't earn royalties for proof copies."

It doesn't appear clear as to what "the cost for a single book" is. So I went with the higher price, the list price of $19.99. Now, you would know, of course, since you've done it.

I never said anything about author copies, but certainly you must realize I know it's considerably less, and not just because of what it says on CreateSpace, which again is not quite clear. Perhaps you can enlighten Ace on exactly how much it would cost him he wanted to buy 50 books at author cost and sell them himself via his web site. Wow, he'll be making even more profit per book than he is via CreateSpace. No wait, he's giving you all the profit.

 

[sr71plt]

LMFAO. You never quit with the scamming.

The links you give are for the Kindle Store. His e-books haven't made it over to the Amazon.com site yet. Yours have been there for awhile. His still don't show "Other Editions: Kindle Edition" and do show "Tell the Publisher! I'd like to read this book on Kindle."

What I suspect is that when the subject came up several days ago, you rushed to get his e-books listed on on Amazon. Even if you did it before that, the fact remains they are not listed at Amazon.com. Of course, now I know they will be soon.

Funny Ace had no clue about what's going on. You got some publishing consultant there. How in the world did you talk him into giving you all the profits on the sale of his books?

It's still beyond me why you blatantly lie about something that any reader here can go check out for themselves easily, Sarahh. Kindle is part of Amazon.com. Most of these titles have been available through the Kindle store for months. All anyone need do is click on the URLs Selena has given.

But then I think you're probably the only one on the planet who insists you have to buy a book from Amazon.com rather than any other Web book distribution site. That quite possibly will just have to be your cross to bear, toots. Who gives a rats ass about Amazon.com sales, anyway? That's not where the sales reports indicate the buyers are buying. Your little souffle has collapsed in the oven.

I'm sure this is just your way of thanking Selena for guiding you to them. So, you can buy them in just about any format you like, including paperback.

I recommend Flying High to you and bsergi1, as it obviates so many of your interesting, kind-hearted questions.

But for Freddie, I recommend the latest release, Blue Roses Tattoo, which is an earthy M/F Romance. He would, I'm sure, find it instructive on what can be done if you are willing to give more than 800 words to a story.

Now, Sarahh. Tell me about that book you've had cooking for two years or more. About finished? Gotten it edited yet? Plan to self-publish print-on-demand and advertise with someone's tits like the first one?

Don't you feel that it's time to stop talking about it and actually get some erotica published?

 

[sr71plt]

Perhaps you can enlighten Ace on exactly how much it would cost him he wanted to buy 50 books at author cost and sell them himself via his web site.

Why would I want to do that? I let other people sell my books. Oh, yes, because that's what you have to do with your book. I see.