The SCOURIES reader – for both fans and serious scholars…

[scouries]

darkboy? misshick? nothing to do on a friday night?

Okay its Friday and there haven’t been any new

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offerings this week. So why not hunker down this weekend with a classic scourian tale

like:

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Two Pregnant Moms…

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or:

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Nude Dancing

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or my next 1000 vote story

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Scouries Family: Chrissies Tale

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I’m james r scouries and I’ll be happy as long as the QUEEN keeps sending her monthly check…

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[sr71plt]

Okay its Friday and there haven’t been any new

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offerings this week. So why not hunker down this weekend with a classic scourian tale

like:

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Two Pregnant Moms…

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or:

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Nude Dancing

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or my next 1000 vote story

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Scouries Family: Chrissies Tale

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I’m james r scouries and I’ll be happy as long as the QUEEN keeps sending her monthly check…

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I guess you hadn't noticed, Scouries--you seem to have become irrelevant to this thread--thanks to your alter ego (and I do mean ego).

 

[bsergi1]

Alt?

Is there anyone out there besides me who doesn't have an alternate user name?

 

[sr71plt]

Is there anyone out there besides me who doesn't have an alternate user name?

Sure, lots--but I don't know anyone who believes you aren't an alt. Anyone?

 

[michchick98]

Okay its Friday and there haven’t been any new

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offerings this week. So why not hunker down this weekend with a classic scourian tale

Gee, you're here on a Friday night, too, scourahh. What's the matter, can't keep track of the alts?

And as far as reading one of your putrified stories? Well, I'd rather gargle with rusty nails and broken glass, but thanks for offering.

 

[michchick98]

Sure, lots--but I don't know anyone who believes you aren't an alt? Anyone?

I believe this new, out of the blue alt is a shared alt between BFW and scourahh and anyone else they can get to join the Crazy Brigade.

 

[michchick98]

I always get a laugh at the title of this thread. Of course, it's a condensed version, so let's examine it a bit further:

The SCOURIES reader [or anyone who at least clicks open one of his stories, but doesn't actually read it, but since none of his readers come here to defend him, I guess his readers would be both fans as mentioned below]

– for both fans [sarahh and BFW, so yeah, both fans]

and serious scholars… [the 'serious scholars' would be anyone not an alt of him or both of his fans]

 

[bsergi1]

Sure, lots--but I don't know anyone who believes you aren't an alt. Anyone?

What's hard to believe? That you are capable of pissing off regular people along with all of the other authors?

If you can't match my writing style to anyone you know, I must be a real person. It must be driving the teacher in you nuts.

 

[sr71plt]

What's hard to believe? That you are capable of pissing off regular people along with all of the other authors?

If you can't match my writing style to anyone you know, I must be a real person. It must be driving the teacher in you nuts.

Oh, please. Tell me more. You seem to know so much and feel the need to share.

 

[bsergi1]

I believe this new, out of the blue alt is a shared alt between BFW and scourahh and anyone else they can get to join the Crazy Brigade.

Just how do you think I could be a shared alt? Do you think they are paying me some of all of their lit royalties to work the night shift of this thread?

If they are reading this, I wouldn't be opposed to that idea. They can send me a PM and we could set up an agreement.

 

[slyc_willie]

Just how do you think I could be a shared alt? Do you think they are paying me some of all of their lit royalties to work the night shift of this thread?

If they are reading this, I wouldn't be opposed to that idea. They can send me a PM and we could set up an agreement.

Here, have a shovel. It'll make digging that hole a lot easier.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I believe this new, out of the blue alt is a shared alt between BFW and scourahh and anyone else they can get to join the Crazy Brigade.

Sorry to disappoint you, MichChick, but I only post under Bostonfictionwriter. I want credit for everything that I write, good, bad, or indifferent.

Please stop bashing me. In case you haven't noticed, I've been staying off the boards.

 

[freshface]

Sorry to disappoint you, MichChick, but I only post under Bostonfictionwriter. I want credit for everything that I write, good, bad, or indifferent.

Please stop bashing me. In case you haven't noticed, I've been staying off the boards.

Well, yes, except when you're bashing an author or a story.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Well, yes, except when you're bashing an author or a story.

Speaking of the devil, Drone, Jr., I've yet to read one positive comment from your posting. Moreover, do you write stories or do you just post shit and start trouble on the boards?

I think all you do is post shit and start trouble on the boards because I see you only have one (1) story to your credit.

When you have contributed as much to this site as I have, then you will have the right to dare call me on anything that I post here.

Until then, go fuck yourself.

 

[freshface]

Speaking of the devil, Drone, Jr., I've yet to read one positive comment from your posting. Moreover, do you write stories or do you just post shit and start trouble on the boards?

I think all you do is post shit and start trouble on the boards because I see you only have one (1) story to your credit.

When you have contributed as much to this site as I have, then you will have the right to dare call me on anything that I post here.

Until then, go fuck yourself.

Hmmm, contributes to this site as much as you do. As in you throwing temper tantrums all over the boards any time you don't get your way, or are you referring to your lovely habit of bashing everyone you meet?

As for calling you on your shit, I could and would do that if I never posted a single story. Lucky for all of us, people like you don't get to control what gets posted here.

 

[michchick98]

blah, blah, blah, gurgle, snort, yammer, drool.

.....

 

[sarahhh]

I’m not exactly sure what you are talking about, Ace.

But hey, I never was a male actor and film actor like you. And if I had known about that before just a few minutes ago, I would have displayed my reverence even more than I already do.

I mean, in looking for your e-books at Amazon.com, I just discovered the back cover blurb on your Flying High book. It states, “The author was a male model and film actor who turned to international intelligence service during the Vietnam War era, a career that started off in the stratosphere as an SR71 photo-reconnaissance jet pilot and moved on to more earth-hugging intelligence and diplomatic service in Asia and the Middle East.”

Well, I wouldn’t know about all that, although I do recall BFW expressing an opinion on the pilot stuff. But listen, are you sure you’re a publishing consultant and author of a book on publishing like you have claimed in this forum?

Hey Ace, I answered the 2 questions yesterday that you kept asking me over and over and over and over and over and over, so it's your turn to answer some from me.

1. What did you model? Were you like a nude model for artists or did you model lingerie or what?

2. What films did you star in? You probably don't want to tell me because of your Top Secret identity. Did they have gay porn flicks way back when?

 

[sr71plt]

Hey Ace, I answered the 2 questions yesterday that you kept asking me over and over and over and over and over and over, so it's your turn to answer some from me.

1. What did you model? Were you like a nude model for artists or did you model lingerie or what?

2. What films did you star in? You probably don't want to tell me because of your Top Secret identity. Did they have gay porn flicks way back when?

Go fish.

 

[sarahhh]

Well, I just like to go to Amazon.com to buy the books I want to read. It's easier that way.

So Ace, why isn't your "Cruising Through History" and other work available at Amazon.com as an e-book? It looks to me like your queen's books are both print and e-book.

I didn't think much of your answer to this question yesterday, Ace. I mean, "Beats me" is not very informative.

Now, you have been telling us that erotica e-books are the greatest thing since sliced bread. Well "buns" may be a more appropriate word than "bread" in your case, especially since you claim you give all the "bread" from the sale of your books to your queen, and as far as the "buns" go I think we can guess what you do with them.

To repeat the question, why can't I go to Amazon.com and buy your e-books? I'm sure scouries and BFW want to do likewise. I mean, scouries never even heard of Fictionwise until the other day, and now it's been sold to Barnes and Noble.

 

[sr71plt]

I didn't think much of your answer to this question yesterday, Ace. I mean, "Beats me" is not very informative.

Now, you have been telling us that erotica e-books are the greatest thing since sliced bread. Well "buns" may be a more appropriate word than "bread" in your case, especially since you claim you give all the "bread" from the sale of your books to your queen, and as far as the "buns" go I think we can guess what you do with them.

To repeat the question, why can't I go to Amazon.com and buy your e-books? I'm sure scouries and BFW want to do likewise. I mean, scouries never even heard of Fictionwise until the other day, and now it's been sold to Barnes and Noble.

You love paperbacks. You can buy my Flying High from Amazon in paperback--and reading that would give you insights into your first questions of the day. I've already answered your latest question. Enjoy.

 

[bsergi1]

I didn't think much of your answer to this question yesterday, Ace. I mean, "Beats me" is not very informative.

Now, you have been telling us that erotica e-books are the greatest thing since sliced bread. Well "buns" may be a more appropriate word than "bread" in your case, especially since you claim you give all the "bread" from the sale of your books to your queen, and as far as the "buns" go I think we can guess what you do with them.

To repeat the question, why can't I go to Amazon.com and buy your e-books? I'm sure scouries and BFW want to do likewise. I mean, scouries never even heard of Fictionwise until the other day, and now it's been sold to Barnes and Noble.

Sarahh, At first, I thought the pilot had a flight out of town today, but then I remembered, he only works M-F, 9-3. Now, I see his response. I went to Amizon.com. I found Flying High-Flight Attendant. Is that his book? Is he a stewardess, not a pilot?

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Hey Ace, I answered the 2 questions yesterday that you kept asking me over and over and over and over and over and over, so it's your turn to answer some from me.

1. What did you model? Were you like a nude model for artists or did you model lingerie or what?

2. What films did you star in? You probably don't want to tell me because of your Top Secret identity. Did they have gay porn flicks way back when?

He doesn't like that name...Ace. He already wrote that he prefers...Drone.

If not that, you can call him...Freshface.

He developed that name from teaching. The story goes that whenever he saw a young student that caught his eye, he'd think to himself...Freshface.

Yes, Mr. Drone, is indeed the pedophile. ...and you thought he was just...gay, I mean, bi-sexual.

Nah, he prefers...Fresh faces. Isn't that right, Mr. Drone.

So, what happened that you aren't teaching anymore. Much like the priests, did they ban you from the schools. Certainly, you must appear on the sex registry list.

Now, it all makes sense to me. I recognize the smug attitude that predators have and you have it in spades...Ace. Hmmm...the Ace of spades.

Well, I'm done here. My work is completed exposing, yet, another arrogant bastard.

Have a nice day.

 

[sr71plt]

Sarahh, At first, I thought the pilot had a flight out of town today, but then I remembered, he only works M-F, 9-3. Now, I see his response. I went to Amizon.com. I found Flying High-Flight Attendant. Is that his book? Is he a stewardess, not a pilot?

You went to Amizon.com?

I can see that you are technologically and research challenged. Here you go:

http://www.amazon.com/Flying-High-Author-habu/dp/1440434794/ref=sr_1_24?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1236450683&sr=1-24

 

[sarahhh]

So, what happened that you aren't teaching anymore. Much like the priests, did they ban you from the schools. Certainly, you must appear on the sex registry list.

Oh, he still teaches, Freddie. He said recently he teaches Bible on Sundays, to children I think.

I attempted to engage him in a discussion of biblical issues, but he didn't seen interested.

So what's up for tomorrow, Ace? What are you teaching about? Sodom and Gomorrah?

 

[sr71plt]

Ah, we're being entertained by the Three Stooges this morning.


Was this on your schedule, Scouries? You seem to have completely lost control of your thread--again.