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[sr71plt]

Oh, he still teaches, Freddie. He said recently he teaches Bible on Sundays, to children I think.

I attempted to engage him in a discussion of biblical issues, but he didn't seen interested.

So what's up for tomorrow, Ace? What are you teaching about? Sodom and Gomorrah?

No. Exodus 14:5-28 and 15. The two versions of the escape from Egypt.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Oh, he still teaches, Freddie. He said recently he teaches Bible on Sundays, to children I think.

I attempted to engage him in a discussion of biblical issues, but he didn't seen interested.

So what's up for tomorrow, Ace? What are you teaching about? Sodom and Gomorrah?

Bible, huh? Wow! They are the worst ones, those religious zealots. There's no difference between Mr. Drone and a defrocked Catholic priest. Only, Dr. Drone hides his perverted preferences better than the priests do.

I bet he loves playing Santa Claus at Christmas, too. Yeah, Mr. Droane is just filled with holiday spirit whenever he's around children.

Regale us in some Biblical quotes, Mr. Drone. I could use a bit of salvation and redemption about now. My faith is shaken by the likes of you.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Ah, we're being entertained by the Three Stooges this morning.


Was this on your schedule, Scouries? You seem to have completely lost control of your thread--again.

Careful there, Mr. Drone, you're falling into Freshfaces way of writing.

 

[sr71plt]

snivelsnortfartwhine

That reminds me BFW. Are you going to take those defunct e-book covers off your profile here before someone reports to the publisher that dropped you that you are still advertising withdrawn books using covers they own (one of which they are using again on one of their books)? You seem to be living a lie there, sport.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

That reminds me BFW. Are you going to take those defunct e-book covers off your profile here before someone reports to the publisher that dropped you that you are still advertising withdrawn books using covers they own (one of which they are using again on one of their books)? You seem to be living a lie there, sport.

You should get your facts correct before spouting your poison, Drone. Inaccurate reporting makes you lose the last bit of credibility that you have.

I'll tell you what, why don't you go ahead and report me. You can start with Laurel demanding that the covers be removed. Then, you can send an e-mail to EroticExcursions. You're good at ratting people out, you whinny little sissy.

Lastly, the publisher didn't drop me. I dropped the publisher. I don't need the few dollars that you obviously depend on to buy food at the local supermarket. I have whatever I need delivered. Whatever can't be delivered, I have my employees go fetch it for me.

Now, begone with you, Drone. You're bothering me, pee pee head.

Actually, I do like that name for you better than Drone. I shall call you Pee Pee Head from now on. Do you prefer Mr. Pee Pee Head or just Pee Pee Head? It fits you.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Oh, he still teaches, Freddie. He said recently he teaches Bible on Sundays, to children I think.

I attempted to engage him in a discussion of biblical issues, but he didn't seen interested.

So what's up for tomorrow, Ace? What are you teaching about? Sodom and Gomorrah?

Sarahhh, you're so much better than this. Why must you waste your time with the likes of "these" little people? They are all so beneath you, especially that old, fat, Spanish woman...Selena.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

That reminds me BFW. Are you going to take those defunct e-book covers off your profile here before someone reports to the publisher that dropped you that you are still advertising withdrawn books using covers they own (one of which they are using again on one of their books)? You seem to be living a lie there, sport.

Now that I think of it, Pee Pee Head, if you prefer, I can call you Poo Pee Pants. Which do you prefer? Actually, I like them both. They both suit you. I shall go back and forth when referring to you. Yeah, you are so much like my toilet, something that I stand over or sit on to release my waste.

 

[bsergi1]

No. Exodus 14:5-28 and 15. The two versions of the escape from Egypt.

So, Ace. Do you personally think they walked acrossed, or did they swim across? Are you going to tell the kids both stories and let them decide which is the right way, or are you going to tell them that they can have it both ways, cuz you do?

 

[sarahhh]

Sarahhh, you're so much better than this. Why must you waste your time with the likes of "these" little people? They are all so beneath you, especially that old, fat, Spanish woman...Selena.

Oh, I know. I hadn't posted in these forums for several years, but scouries asked me to post here, he asked me several times, and he asked me very sweetly. Now he owes me, and I plan on collecting very soon. You'll see.

 

[sr71plt]

So, Ace. Do you personally think they walked acrossed, or did they swim across? Are you going to tell the kids both stories and let them decide which is the right way, or are you going to tell them that they can have it both ways, cuz you do?

I'll be leading an adult class--none of whom need to be "taught." Most of them are professors.

I personally believe it's a cultural myth to help explain fundamental truths. But that's just me.

But enough about me. Tell me all about your life and what you write and have published. More about you, please.

And welcome to the AH (again). I welcomed you before, but I'm not sure you noticed.

 

[bsergi1]

Ah, we're being entertained by the Three Stooges this morning.


Was this on your schedule, Scouries? You seem to have completely lost control of your thread--again.

He's probably in complete control, floating along with the dolphins, sun in his face, pina colada in hand, LOL.

 

[sr71plt]

crapnastinessjuvenilebanter

Freddie G.: About those now-fake covers of yours posted here. Did you actually misunderstand that they belong to the publisher and tht it's no longer your right to use them to claim published books available that you don't have? Is that what you're going to tell the publisher when they contact you--and maybe the Web site administrators here?

Interesting how you three stooges deal in fantasy here and can't face responses from reality. One more example of your worlds being too small rather than mine being too large.

 

[sr71plt]

He's probably in complete control, floating along with the dolphins, sun in his face, pina colada in hand, LOL.

I think it's still a bit cold for that in England, sport.

 

[bsergi1]

I'll be leading an adult class--none of whom need to be "taught." Most of them are professors.

I personally believe it's a cultural myth to help explain fundamental truths. But that's just me.

But enough about me. Tell me all about your life and what you write and have published. More about you, please.

And welcome to the AH (again). I welcomed you before, but I'm not sure you noticed.

You certainly do have a knack for not answering questions. I once had a pyschologist tell me I was very good at changing the subject, but what he didn't know was how good I am about getting to the truth.

Now, do you personally think they walked across or swam across? Do you think there is anyone who is capable of "parting a sea"? Do you believe in miracles, SR71plt? Or, do you think there are better story tellers out there than you?

 

[bsergi1]

Freddie G.: About those now-fake covers of yours posted here. Did you actually misunderstand that they belong to the publisher and tht it's no longer your right to use them to claim published books available that you don't have? Is that what you're going to tell the publisher when they contact you--and maybe the Web site administrators here?

Interesting how you three stooges deal in fantasy here and can't face responses from reality. One more example of your worlds being too small rather than mine being too large.

LOL. He thinks there are only three of us.

 

[sr71plt]

LOL. He thinks there are only three of us.

Actually, I count two. I believe Freddie G. when he says he's all alone.

 

[bsergi1]

I'll be leading an adult class--none of whom need to be "taught." Most of them are professors.

I personally believe it's a cultural myth to help explain fundamental truths. But that's just me.

But enough about me. Tell me all about your life and what you write and have published. More about you, please.

And welcome to the AH (again). I welcomed you before, but I'm not sure you noticed.

Perhaps you can go back and pickup that Welcome to the AH. I must have missed it, and the part where you took over as Scouries hostess. Maybe that's the flight attendant in you taking over, again.

 

[sr71plt]

You certainly do have a knack for not answering questions. I once had a pyschologist tell me I was very good at changing the subject, but what he didn't know was how good I am about getting to the truth.

Now, do you personally think they walked across or swam across? Do you think there is anyone who is capable of "parting a sea"? Do you believe in miracles, SR71plt? Or, do you think there are better story tellers out there than you?

Hmmm. I wonder what part of "I think it's a cultural myth" you didn't understand. You don't appear to be very bright.

First, you think there's a place called Amizon.com--and then when the system directs you to Amazon.com, you can't even find the book you're looking for. And now you don't seem to know what a "cultural myth" is.

And talk about not answering questions: Again, tell us about your life (you seem so curious about mine) and what you write (other than Internet posts) and what you've published. Those were questions. You didn't respond to those questions.

More, more. Give us more substantive discussion. Surely you can't be so rotten to the core that all you know how to do is heckle as a alt. Gabby can do better than that--and she's all hot air.

 

[sr71plt]

Perhaps you can go back and pickup that Welcome to the AH. I must have missed it.

Post #5998 to this thread. Ah, memory problems too. Tsk, tsk.


And still didn't manage to find the book--even with a URL waving under her/his/its nose.

 

[bsergi1]

Post #5998 to this thread. Ah, memory problems too. Tsk, tsk.


And still didn't manage to find the book--even with a URL waving under her/his/its nose.

Post #5998? You welcome people and then call them a gnat all in the same paragraph. I hope I never land in your airport or classroom. How many stripes are on your uniform? I might have to pick you out of lineup some day.

I didn't click on your URL. Isn't that against the Lit rules? Wasn't that a blatant advertisement?

 

[bsergi1]

Actually, I count two. I believe Freddie G. when he says he's all alone.

I am alone, too.

Do you believe in miracles?

Do you really believe Moses parted the sea?

How are you going to start this discussion with your well-educated professors tomorrow? How are they going to rationalize a big gust of wind coming along so that a precious few could walk across on dry land? How can you keep a straight face? Oh, maybe, you can use that Fresh Face. That one will help you get through the morning. Then, you can come right back here and act like you know everything and post on all the AH threads. Got it.

 

[sarahhh]

sarahhh Now for the printing and distribution. Let’s take Ace’s best seller “Cruising Through History.”

So Jim, if you publish your 314 page book entitled Put Out or Get Out about real boating pleasure with the Miami Dolphins cheerleaders, and the list price is $19.99, you will be making the same profit as Ace (or his queen).

Well my dear you’ve convinced me I should just continue doing what I’ve been doing. Why do all that math when I can sign one contract with the real QUEEN and simply sit back and rake in the ROYALTIES? Hell its keeping me in yachts!

QUOTE habu? The author was a male model and film actor … moved on to more earth-hugging intelligence and diplomatic service in Asia and the Middle East.

Fuck, no wonder those Arab terrorists were able to pull the wool over our eyes before 9/11. Our intelligence service was manned by male models… I know these emir guys like anal sex but do you really think sending American boys over to sacrifice their bums is really a great intelligence option?

I’m james r scouries and I’ll be happy as long as the QUEEN keeps sending her monthly check…

[size=+2]Dolphins don’t believe male models make good spies …[/size]

I'll do all the work for you, Jim. All you have to do is give me all the profits from the sale of your books, like Ace does for his queen.

 

[sr71plt]

I didn't click on your URL. Isn't that against the Lit rules? Wasn't that a blatant advertisement?

Naw, just responding to questions.

Pisses you off that that you can't pretend anymore that it isn't there, doesn't it.

fish/barrel

 

[sr71plt]

I am alone, too.

Do you believe in miracles?

Do you really believe Moses parted the sea?

How are you going to start this discussion with your well-educated professors tomorrow? How are they going to rationalize a big gust of wind coming along so that a precious few could walk across on dry land? How can you keep a straight face? Oh, maybe, you can use that Fresh Face. That one will help you get through the morning. Then, you can come right back here and act like you know everything and post on all the AH threads. Got it.

Ahh, well, I have welcomed you twice. And on your side of ledger . . . As I've noted before, those who address me are the ones setting the tone of the exchange. I'll always be more cordial to them than they are to me if they are just here to badger. I'm fine with how this thread looks to any objective reader.

You're certainly welcome to sit in on the discussion if you'd like.

No, wait, that would bring you over into the world of reality, wouldn't it?

 

[bsergi1]

Ahh, well, I have welcomed you twice. And on your side of ledger . . . As I've noted before, those who address me are the ones setting the tone of the exchange. I'll always be more cordial to them than they are to me if they are just here to badger. I'm fine with how this thread looks to any objective reader.

You're certainly welcome to sit in on the discussion if you'd like.

No, wait, that would bring you over into the world of reality, wouldn't it?

By discussion, do you mean someone would ask a question and someone else would provide an answer? And, there might be a back and forth cyber conversation going on? Or is a discussion, someone makes a statment, then someone else makes another statement? Or, is a discussion, you giving your opinion on everything and the other(s) sit back and read about how intelligent you appear to be?

You asked me what I have written: Today, I wrote a grocery list and a note to the Schwan man who makes his frozen deliveries in my neighborhood on Saturday nights. Handwritten.

I don't like you SR71plt, plane and simple! The plane is a pun--don't bother calling me on. I'll have no more to say to you.