I'm goning to walmart with 20 dollars...

[leahdirtygirl]

Tell me the dirtiest things to buy
creativity is the key here, obviously.
And I want to know EXACTLY what I'm supposed to do with them.
Pictures to the best ideas

 

[Bigbobnc]

Nice cucumber, and some whip cream....

Refrigerate the cucumber so it's nice and cold, maybe even the freezer, then put some whip cream on your nipples and spread it around with the cucumber until it's all spread around, then lick the cucumber clean.

 

[Keroin]

Tell me the dirtiest things to buy
creativity is the key here, obviously.
And I want to know EXACTLY what I'm supposed to do with them.
Pictures to the best ideas

A dictionary.

You're "goning" to Walmart?

 

[be_ignited]

I hear they sell dirt in the garden section.

That's pretty dirty.

 

[Homburg]

A dictionary.

You're "goning" to Walmart?

I was thinking a clue, buy a clue. They don't sell those at Wally World though, much the shame.

To the original poster, if you are looking for someone to tell you what to do, put up an ad in the BDSM personals section. It's easier, and in line with the rules.

 

[YourCaptor]

Tell me the dirtiest things to buy
creativity is the key here, obviously.
And I want to know EXACTLY what I'm supposed to do with them.
Pictures to the best ideas

buy condoms, a hammer, and a porno mag for men all at the same time.

then check out with a male cashier and ask him if he is into kinky sex with chicks too.

 

[HarlotMinx]

Tell me the dirtiest things to buy
creativity is the key here, obviously.
And I want to know EXACTLY what I'm supposed to do with them.
Pictures to the best ideas

Here you go, take your pick.

idea 1

idea 2

idea 3

Idea 4..... if you're REALLY sick and twisted

Idea 5 It's a gimme

Idea 6

Idea 7

Idea 8 moon and I actually use these for public needle play. We once went to dinner with her parents, throughout the dinner she stuck me in the leg with a handful of these things bellow the tablecloth.

Idea 9

Idea 10

Idea 11

Idea 12

Idea 13

Idea 14

I'm really too lazy to elaborate on how to use these but if you can't come up with any ideas on how to put these to use then you're doing it wrong.

-poppet

Fyi, Walmart's produce sucks! They don't carry cucumbers, ginger, or even my personal favorite Durian. Bind a sub suspended off the ground and put a Durian under her so she has to put her weight on it... it makes for a fun scene.

 

[CaptainKruel]

Just a quick one. String, rope and large size paper clips. Use clips on pussy and nipples, use strings to tie them together. This is great for wearing under clothes in public! The constant tugging when moving will drive you nuts! When home use the rope to tie vibrators in your pussy and ass then tie yourself to the bed!

 

[slowngentle]

Here's a good one

Go the camping section and buy the snake bite kit. They are small yellow rubbers suckers. Place the larger pair on your nipples and the smaller one on your clit. These things have amazing suction and staying power.
Have fun!

 

[backyardbabe]

buy hot dogs and pretend that nine of them are nine guys you want to fuck and shove them up you vage. (i never done it but my friend did) just dont get it stuck.

 

[BlueSugar]

a silicone basting brush.

lube it up and its a great clit stimulater, or slapper for a good flick, it delivers a bit of a sting too.
good lube applicator too - delivers all sorts of perverted lickables after they've been melted

turn it around, put a condom over it, and tada - insertion toy!

hell.. buy two and actually use the other one to cook with.

 

[HarlotMinx]

a silicone basting brush.

lube it up and its a great clit stimulater, or slapper for a good flick, it delivers a bit of a sting too.
good lube applicator too - delivers all sorts of perverted lickables after they've been melted

turn it around, put a condom over it, and tada - insertion toy!

hell.. buy two and actually use the other one to cook with.

*applauds* I was actually just working with one last month and it just never occurred to me to put the damn thing to use. That's something I'm going to pass on to Tim, he teaches a class on pervertables in the DC area.

-poppet