Obama's Package

[phrodeau]

President Obama presents us with a very large package. A bigger package than Bush's, and bigger than any Republican could have produced.

The size of his package seems to scare a lot of people. Maybe they're jealous of his package size, or maybe they're afraid he'll humiliate them by comparing their packages to his.

The First Lady has told us how her husband's package can stimulate the entire country. And she ought to know. I say we should all embrace his package, and make the best of it we can. It's not every day that a package comes along like his.

 

[cutebrowngirl]

President Obama presents us with a very large package. A bigger package than Bush's, and bigger than any Republican could have produced.

The size of his package seems to scare a lot of people. Maybe they're jealous of his package size, or maybe they're afraid he'll humiliate them by comparing their packages to his.

The First Lady has told us how her husband's package can stimulate the entire country. And she ought to know. I say we should all embrace his package, and make the best of it we can. It's not every day that a package comes along like his.

Agreed, it's making everybody nuts.

 

[crazybbwgirl]

I'll bet Ombama's package is very stimulating...

 

[Fat Rolls]

He is to scrawny to have anything big.

 

[TurdFergeson]

Apparently Obama is a grower not a shower.

Bush's package was quick and fast...Obama's seems to last much longer.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Technically, OB's package is my package.

 

[Morcheeba]

I'm guessing it's rather slender and normalistic in size for the big powerful Black man that he is.

 

[Left_Nut]

I'm guessing it's rather slender and normalistic in size for the big powerful Black man that he is.

I wouldn't say powerful. If he was powerful then people wouldn't be doubting him.

 

[Morcheeba]

I wouldn't say powerful. If he was powerful then people wouldn't be doubting him.

He is, afterall, President of the United States of America.

I'd say that's powerful.

 

[John Doe]

President Obama presents us with a very large package. A bigger package than Bush's, and bigger than any Republican could have produced.

The size of his package seems to scare a lot of people. Maybe they're jealous of his package size, or maybe they're afraid he'll humiliate them by comparing their packages to his.

The First Lady has told us how her husband's package can stimulate the entire country. And she ought to know. I say we should all embrace his package, and make the best of it we can. It's not every day that a package comes along like his.

I don't know if you noticed...but that could be considered suggestive.

 

[KingOrfeo]

I guess it's just the future shock of Obama's package coming so soon after Bush. Funny thing, that. After all, Bush doesn't really look very interesting. Bush looks all soft and droopy and there doesn't seem to be a whole lot going on inside. And yet, somehow, you find yourself fascinated with Bush, you just can't help yourself. And as soon as you give in -- WHAM! Bush has dosed you with a burning pain you'll be years getting rid of!

 

[KingOrfeo]

He is, afterall, President of the United States of America.

I'd say that's powerful.

Yeh, well, so was Gerald Ford. In and of itself, it ain't no guarantee.

 

[crazybbwgirl]

He is to scrawny to have anything big.

It's the scrawny dudes who always sport a surprise...

 

[KingOrfeo]

It's the scrawny dudes who always sport a surprise...

Speaking from experience?

 

[WriterDom]

It's the scrawny dudes who always sport a surprise...

No, it just looks bigger with a tiny backdrop.

 

[crazybbwgirl]

Speaking from experience?

Well yes of course I am! You don't think I willy nilly make such statements with out any frame of reference do you?

 

[fl_mike]

Why can’t obama stimulate my package?

President Obama presents us with a very large package. A bigger package than Bush's, and bigger than any Republican could have produced.

The size of his package seems to scare a lot of people. Maybe they're jealous of his package size, or maybe they're afraid he'll humiliate them by comparing their packages to his.

The First Lady has told us how her husband's package can stimulate the entire country. And she ought to know. I say we should all embrace his package, and make the best of it we can. It's not every day that a package comes along like his.