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[YoursSINSerely]

But . . . if we're saving you from American Idol, isn't that a good thing?

I must enjoy watching and reading about fools. There's no saving me. I've been trampled by music and words today.

 

[scouries]

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QUEEN LAUREL and MANU the MAGNIFICENT

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[YoursSINSerely]

Freddie must be taking Polo for a walk around the park. I half expected an apology from him first, since he seemed to have started all of this today.

 

[michchick98]

But can’t you for once drop the personal attacks? Can’t you try to lift yourself up… to try to be scourian in tone for once…

Actually, considering the thread she's posting on and the threadmaster (including his blow-up doll and she-male alts), I think Selena is being quite scourian in tone. That's the norm for this thread since you don't have anything nice to say about anyone, especially those who call you out daily on your bullshit.

 

[michchick98]

And, I'm just sitting here waiting for an apology. I'm missing American Idol by reading all this bantering and bickering back and forth. You all are making me miss my life!

Who wants to go first?

No one forced you to read this thread and miss your precious show. So go on with your life and pretend you didn't ever see this train wreck of a discussion thread. There's nothing important here, only scouries and his alts touting his greatness for his millions of ABSENT fans.

 

[michchick98]

Oh don't worry, that's just my alt. Or is that Slyc's alt? Which is it Spoutrahhhh? I can never remember.

We're still waiting for butch to compile a list of who's who, but basically, by her/his/its way of thinking, we are everyone and all of us are Danielle.

 

[slyc_willie]

That was funny. Scouries had to fix his first post at least three times, and it's still not the first post on the page.

*snerk*

Bet that chaps your hide there, kid.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

No one forced you to read this thread and miss your precious show. So go on with your life and pretend you didn't ever see this train wreck of a discussion thread. There's nothing important here, only scouries and his alts touting his greatness for his millions of ABSENT fans.

Oh, I think apologies are pretty important, especially amongst friends. At least Daniell came right out and apologized. So, I'll sit and wait because I've done nothing wrong.

 

[Darkniciad]

Wants to encourage... *laugh*

That's pretty rich, scouries.

Oh, wait -- I forgot. It's "Gabby" who leaves all those comments blasting stories, not you.

You should really consider finding an inflatable secretary that shares your value set

Sorry, Sin. As for scouries, though -- he has spent his entire time here being an insulting, bigoted ass. He just goes back and deletes the posts to hide it.

 

[michchick98]

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[scouries]

Dear Miss yoursSINSerely ,

Welcome to my world - I must say it's a pleasure to welcome a real writer here...

I read your LETTERS and they were wonderful. Definately 5 star material! Good luck in the contest.

I'd like to take this opportunity to apologize for the awful antics of miss hick and serena . Unfortunately they don't know any better. One just got out of jail and the other one hasn't been caught yet.

I’m james r scouries and I’m a teacher

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[slyc_willie]

Wants to encourage... *laugh*

That's pretty rich, scouries.

Oh, wait -- I forgot. It's "Gabby" who leaves all those comments blasting stories, not you.

You should really consider finding an inflatable secretary that shares your value set

He was doing his part for Affirmative Action. Too bad he couldn't tell the difference between "mylar" and "minority."

 

[michchick98]

Oh, I think apologies are pretty important, especially amongst friends. At least Daniell came right out and apologized. So, I'll sit and wait because I've done nothing wrong.

Since you're not my friend, and I've said nothing to you that requires an apology, I'll not give you one.

As for being among friends, well, I don't consider scouries' and his alts my friends, nor do I consider Freddie a friend.

Those are the people you should expect (but will never get) apologies from.

 

[michchick98]

And here’s a suggestion – why not put the belly away for a while

And as for changing avs, isn't it about time you cut the skank in your av loose? She's starting to stink up the place even more than it already does.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Wants to encourage... *laugh*

That's pretty rich, scouries.

Oh, wait -- I forgot. It's "Gabby" who leaves all those comments blasting stories, not you.

You should really consider finding an inflatable secretary that shares your value set

Sorry, Sin. As for scouries, though -- he has spent his entire time here being an insulting, bigoted ass. He just goes back and deletes the posts to hide it.

Hey, I'm not inflatable, I'm not even inflated, I'm fat. Short and fat. Its hereditary.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Since you're not my friend, and I've said nothing to you that requires an apology, I'll not give you one.

As for being among friends, well, I don't consider scouries' and his alts my friends, nor do I consider Freddie a friend.

Those are the people you should expect (but will never get) apologies from.

"I'm sorry that you, SelennaKitten, and Starrkers are such assholes."

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Dear Miss yoursSINSerely ,

Welcome to my world - I must say it's a pleasure to welcome a real writer here...

I read your LETTERS and they were wonderful. Definately 5 star material! Good luck in the contest.

I'd like to take this opportunity to apologize for the awful antics of miss hick and serena . Unfortunately they don't know any better. One just got out of jail and the other one hasn't been caught yet.

I’m james r scouries and I’m a teacher

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Thank you for your welcome and thank you for reading my letters. That means two of us here read them and at least one voted for them. If you are the teacher, I'd like to apply for the job of being the school secretary.

 

[michchick98]

"I'm sorry that you, SelennaKitten, and Starrkers are such assholes."

Just thought I'd quote this so everyone could see the kind of person Freddie truly is.

You don't attack without being attacked first? Yeah, okay, I'm believing that one. I haven't attacked you in weeks. I merely asked you why you couldn't make up your mind if you wanted Selena to take a walk or respond to you right away. I said I didn't consider you my friend. Fine, you think I'm an asshole, but don't cry like a fucking baby girl next time someone "attacks you for no reason" okay, sunshine?


"Oh come on, Freddie, I was only joking, don't you get my sense of humor?"

 

[Darkniciad]

Hey, I'm not inflatable, I'm not even inflated, I'm fat. Short and fat. Its hereditary.

You're not the secretary in question during the latter half of my post. That would be one of scouries numerous alts. Beyond that, it would take too long to explain.

I'd say that you'd have to read the thread to really undersand it, but I wouldn't wish that on anyone.

 

[sarahhh]

Now, I don't bother you, Selenna. Yet, dare I make a post, you are there looking up my ass.

What makes you so mean, nasty, and miserable?

Haven't you received enough attention by showing your friend's pregnant belly?

What makes you so bored and unhappy that you must follow me around to comment on whatever I post?

Are you that lonely? Is your life that sad?

You are one of the reasons why I don't post stories here any more. Now, you are accusing me of being someone else. A bit paranoid, you see Bostonfictionwriter everywhere, don't you?

You confuse me with yourself, sweetie. You are the one with dozens of personalities on this board. You are the one who has nothing else better to do with her life but to sit here and post hour after hour while arguing with your identities.

Get a life, Honey. Step away from the computer. Go outside. Take a walk.

Hey Freddie, where did your pooch go? The Westminister Kennel Club Dog Show or chasing wacko psycho-bitch kittens straight to hell?

 

[Daniellekitten]

No, no, no . . . my lady is an alt of Dani, according to him.

So I guess that means I'm sleeping with Dani.

Willie, honey, I don't know if my poor heart could handle that...but it's certainly willing to try!

 

[scouries]

a dog named spunk?

QUOTE sarahhh Hey Freddie, where did your pooch go? The Westminister Kennel Club Dog Show or chasing wacko…

You didn’t see him last night? Both of them in fact. Our friend freddie prancing on his toes as he led America’s #1 Rat Terrier around the Madison Square Garden.

Holding a little doggy biscuit between his teeth so that POLO would stand on his hind legs.

The applause was deafening. Joe Garagiola said it was the best Rat Terrier he’d ever seen

And of course POLO won best in breed… then won best in the Terrier group… then, at the last minute, to the chagrin of the twenty thousand in attendance and the millions watching, he was robbed of the best in show blue ribbon.

By what?

A spaniel for crying out loud.

A 10 year old mutt called Spunk!

Who the hell was counting the votes? MANU ?

I’m james r scouries and I believe Freddie was robbed…

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[slyc_willie]

Willie, honey, I don't know if my poor heart could handle that...but it's certainly willing to try!

I'd always be gentle with you, my dear.

 

[scouries]

QUOTE MANU Hello Authors - We just did a major upgrade to the forum hardware last night. Please let me know if you notice any difference in the forum speed - faster, slower, more spicy? Thanks

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OK, we got the forum hardware upgrade thingamajig fixed … sorta … it actually wasn’t that fast out on the boat today but so what…

Now can we at last move on to the some of the big problems?

Like why don’t you fix the brooms … c’mon, you know which brooms I’m talking about… the ones that have been running amok and killing little scouries votelets… butchering them might be a better word for what’s been happening to them…

Make it your project for MARCH 2009…

Thanks for listening,

I’m james r scouries and I want to save the little darlings…

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[slyc_willie]

Yeah, we saw that on the other thread, kid.