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[TxRad]

Blow all that hot air outta your ass, TampaxRad. Meow meow.

Most or all of those stories were on the Literotica "official" Feedback Portal Most Comments: 30 Days list, right? All scouries did was extend the list for a longer period of time.

There is no way to verify the numbers you say? That's funny, I would swear that if you go to the end of a story it tells you how many public comments there are and you can read them if you like.

So many kittens, so little time.

Considering over 90% of the comments on your stories and Scouries stories are anonymous and from less than a dozen different ISP's, it calls the whole list to question. It's a bullshit list that can and has been inflated for self promotion.

 

[sarahhh]

Considering over 90% of the comments on your stories and Scouries stories are anonymous and from less than a dozen different ISP's, it calls the whole list to question. It's a bullshit list that can and has been inflated for self promotion.

Half of what you say is bullshit, and the other half you don't even believe yourself.

Over 90% of the comments on my stories are anonymous you say? Go look again. Take the first story of mine on scouries' list "Pound Yon Virgin." I just checked the last 3 pages of comments, which contains 30 comments, and only 6 are anonymous. Get an idea of the math here, genius?

How would you know what ISP's the comments are from? Unless you are part of the "management" of this site.

You're a pretty shitty kitty. I mean, at least make your mindless drivel somewhat credible. I'd almost believe you are pregnant as opposed to some of this crap. Meow meow.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Over 90% of the comments on my stories are anonymous you say? Go look again. Take the first story of mine on scouries' list "Pound Yon Virgin." I just checked the last 3 pages of comments, which contains 30 comments, and only 6 are anonymous. Get an idea of the math here, genius?

He made you look.

 

[TxRad]

Half of what you say is bullshit, and the other half you don't even believe yourself.

Over 90% of the comments on my stories are anonymous you say? Go look again. Take the first story of mine on scouries' list "Pound Yon Virgin." I just checked the last 3 pages of comments, which contains 30 comments, and only 6 are anonymous. Get an idea of the math here, genius?

How would you know what ISP's the comments are from? Unless you are part of the "management" of this site.

You're a pretty shitty kitty. I mean, at least make your mindless drivel somewhat credible. I'd almost believe you are pregnant as opposed to some of this crap. Meow meow.

And you are an idiot. First for thinking I'm someone else and second for thinking I'll tell you anything about ISP's other than tracker programs are easy. Any and every post made has a back track.

 

[scouries]

QUOTE Know what? This list is total bullshit, because you don't include all the categories

All categories are eligible my dear. The present nine categories listed are those in which 100 comment stories have been found. Gabby in fact is delighted when we can add another category. If you know of any other qualified story don’t hesitate to e-mail Gabby

QUOTE sarahhh Half of what you say is bullshit, and the other half you don't even believe yourself…Get an idea of the math here, genius? …I mean, at least make your mindless drivel somewhat credible.

You again hit the nail on the head young lady! But there’s not much point in trying to communicate with boy. He’s just not smart enough. It’s why he’s on the M-C list. He’s better ignored and left in his fantasy world. My computer program can handle such as he/she.


I’m james r scouries and I believe there are other 100+ comment stories out there…

[size=+2]Dolphins prefer florida to texas…[/size]

 

[michchick98]

Half of what I say is bullshit, and the other half no one even believes anyway.

Over 90% of the comments on my stories are anonymous! You're right! I looked again. Take the first story of mine on scouries' list "Pound Yon Virgin." I just checked and the anonymous comments were made by me...um...scouries and his bots. I'm no genius, but doesn't that mean the comments aren't legit?

I wouldn't have a clue what ISP's the comments are from. I'm not part of the "management" of this site, but I figure if I kiss ass long enough, maybe they'll acknowledge me.

I'm obsessed with thinking everyone is Danielle. I mean, I can't even make my mindless drivel somewhat credible. I'd almost believe I'm an idiot if I wasn't so stupid. Meow meow.

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[michchick98]

QUOTE sarahhh Half of what I say is bullshit, and the other half no one even believes anyway.

You again hit the nail on the head young lady! But there’s not much point in trying to communicate with anyone here. We're just not smart enough. It’s why I have to make up my own lists. I never listened when he said it was better to leave me alone in my fantasy world. My blow-up doll alt...and you...are my only friends.


I’m james r scouries and I like all the blinky lights in my world…

[size=+2]Dolphins prefer to not associate themselves with me…[/size]

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[scouries]

story comments...

Here’s a few of the e-mails I received this week.

Hello. I had found this site a little over a year ago. I would read a few stories here and there throughout the year. I just wanted to say that I stumbled upon one of your stories and then proceeded to read the rest of the stories that you wrote.

I just wanted to say that I really enjoyed your stories and look forward to reading more. I normally don’t like reading stories or anything other than the Sunday comics but I must say I could not stop from reading a story and jumping to the next story. Thank you for all your efforts.

Thank you sir or madam.


This message contains feedback for: scouries
About the submission: "Daddy?" I Whispered
This feedback was sent by: Anonymous

Comments:

Hi, well, what to say now? You are very good in writing. Here, let me just provide a helping hand to you. Whenever you are in trouble in writing some story just ask me xx- e-mail address deleted – xx

You are too good but that doesn’t mean that you sometimes don’t feel like taking help. Always be a learner in life. Bye

*DO NOT hit the REPLY button to respond to this email.*

This message contains feedback for:
This feedback was sent by: Anonymous

Comments:

hi scouries,

i have been reading your stories a lot and i like them... a lot! you are like my GURU because i have just begun writing erotic stories. you are my inspiration!

I just like to take this opportunity to thank all of the above commenters. It’s the kind people like these that make my writing day.

Moving people like miss hick from the comics to great writing is wonderfully rewarding.

And what better advice is there than to: “Always be a learner in life”?

Scouries the “GURU”? Which of you AHers sent this one? db?

I’m james r scouries and I love readers…

[size=+2]Dolphins like comics…[/size]

 

[Safe_Bet]

Scouries the “GURU”? Which of you AHers sent this one?

If this comment would have come from an AHer they would have spelled it correctly: Gnu

 

[michchick98]

Here’s a few of the e-mails I received from myself this week.

Hello. I had found this site a little over a year ago. I would read a few stories here and there throughout the year. I just wanted to say that I stumbled upon one of your stories and then proceeded to puke until I passed out.

I just wanted to say that I hated your stories and hope I never have to read more. I normally don’t like reading stories or anything other than the Sunday comics and I must say now I know why. Please don't continue with all your efforts.

Thank you sir or madam.


This message contains feedback for: scouries
About the submission: "Daddy?" I Whispered
This feedback was sent by: Anonymous

Comments:

Hi, well, what to say now? You suck in writing. Here, let me just provide a helping hand to you. Whenever you are in trouble in writing some story just remember you suck

You aren't too good but that doesn’t mean that you sometimes don’t feel like throwing up. Always be a learner in life. Bye

*DO NOT hit the REPLY button to respond to this email.*

This message contains feedback for:
This feedback was sent by: Anonymous

Comments:

hi scouries,

i have been reading your stories a lot and i hate them... a lot! you are like my GEEK because i have just begun writing erotic stories. you are my inspiration to not write like a 4th grader!

I just like to take this opportunity to thank all of the above commenters. It’s the kind people like these that make my writing day.

Watching people like michchick go from Literotica to e-books is wonderfully rewarding.

And what better advice is there than to: “Always be a learner in life”?

Scouries the “GEEK”? Which of you AHers sent this one? db?

I’m james r scouries and I'm a geek…

[size=+2]Dolphins like it when I tell the truth…[/size]

. .

 

[Selena_Kitt]

All categories are eligible my dear.

Really? Why isn't there a how-to or a review/essay on that list then?

My computer program can handle such as he/she.

The one you use to vote with, ya mean?

 

[sarahhh]

Really? Why isn't there a how-to or a review/essay on that list then?

There is a how-to story on scouries' list. Hint: The title of the story starts with "How to." No, not "How to play PUCK." You rejected that one for the How-to Contest. I'm talking about "How to F*** Your Daddy."

 

[scouries]

serena - do you by any chance also post under the name lloyd_5?

QUOTE LITEROTICA’S #1 Author All categories are eligible my dear. The present nine categories listed are those in which 100 comment stories have been found. Gabby in fact is delighted when we can add another category. If you know of any other qualified story don’t hesitate to e-mail Gabby

QUOTE sk Really? Why isn't there a how-to or a review/essay on that list then?

Huh? Are you letting miss hick post under your name now? This certainly sounds like something she’d ask.

Hon, it’s a list of every story (that Gabby has so far found) that has received 100+ comments. Nothing more, nothing less. If you find a how-to or review/essay story with 100+ comments send Gabby an e-mail and the list will be updated.

I don’t know my dear little kitty, I’m afraid all that wacky tobacky you’ve been smoking is starting to affect you ability to think.

And sarahhh has a very good point. Some of her many 100+ comment stories have been unfairly moved from category to category. I think I’ll ask Gabby to look into this matter and see if we have to make any adjustments to the list.

I’m james r scouries and I hate explaining things twice…

[size=+2]Dolphins would like to know who’s been messing up sk’s mind…[/size]

 

[scouries]

I don’t really know this guy lloyd_5. Back quite a while ago he made some posts on this thread and the other one that Gabby is now the threadmistress of.

He wasn’t a very happy guy back then. And he didn’t seem to like me much. At the time I thought he was an ALT of darkboy because he kept posting photoshopped pics and kept talking about ellipses. db never admitted it so he/she may be an ALT of someone else. Who knows?

Anyway this guy, a person who’s never submitted a story under his/her name, sent me this message this past weekend:

DO NOT REPLY TO THIS EMAIL!
***************************

Dear scouries,

You have received a new private message at Literotica Discussion Board from lloyd_5, entitled "val day".

To read the original version, respond to, or delete this message, you must log in here:

xxxx

This is the message that was sent:
***************
You seem to have been slow out of the traps this contest. Far be it from me to tip you off but the 2nd place winner admits in his preamble that it is chapter 2 of his Xmas entry and the winner and 3rd place - just do your forensic analysis.

There is skullduggery at the crossroads - not L&M's fault, rather the ovulating girlie membership. KillerRomance (Muffin?) votes just before 'GB' wins and then goes back to congratulate!! And they get first and third.

Come on Jim, a bit of CSI please.

This is not lloyd_5 and I don't approve this message.
*************

Again, please do not reply to this email. You must go to the following page to reply to this private message:
xxxx



WTF, all of a sudden this guys my friend? Giving me tips. C’mon, whoever you are, do you think an insignificant being like you has any place in the scourian universe.

I certainly don’t need anyone telling me about contests. I’d suggest you start at page 1 of this thread and study my words on the LITEROTICA contest system. Not L+M’s fault?????????

I’m james r scouries and I hate these pitiful ALTS…

[size=+2]Dolphins prefer WRITERS to posers…[/size]

 

[Darkniciad]

scouries, scouries... tsk, tsk. I have two alts. One is posted in my sig, and hardly hidden ( though it seemed to take you months to figure it out -- there's your reading comprehension problem cropping up again )

The other I keep in the shadows, but only post stories. I do not post/pm/vote/comment/anything else in that name. Much as Les, it is a pen name, not an alternate identity/personality.

I know that such a thing is difficult for you to comprehend with your army of they all sound exactly like me alts, but some of us save our creating characters for our writing.

You might try it some time. The characters in your stories are even more flat and unbelievable than 'Gabby' and the lot here on the forums.

 

[lloyd_5]

I don’t really know this guy lloyd_5. Back quite a while ago he made some posts on this thread and the other one that Gabby is now the threadmistress of.

He wasn’t a very happy guy back then. And he didn’t seem to like me much. At the time I thought he was an ALT of darkboy because he kept posting photoshopped pics and kept talking about ellipses. db never admitted it so he/she may be an ALT of someone else. Who knows?

Anyway this guy, a person who’s never submitted a story under his/her name, sent me this message this past weekend:

DO NOT REPLY TO THIS EMAIL!
***************************

Dear scouries,

You have received a new private message at Literotica Discussion Board from lloyd_5, entitled "val day".

To read the original version, respond to, or delete this message, you must log in here:

xxxx

This is the message that was sent:
***************
You seem to have been slow out of the traps this contest. Far be it from me to tip you off but the 2nd place winner admits in his preamble that it is chapter 2 of his Xmas entry and the winner and 3rd place - just do your forensic analysis.

There is skullduggery at the crossroads - not L&M's fault, rather the ovulating girlie membership. KillerRomance (Muffin?) votes just before 'GB' wins and then goes back to congratulate!! And they get first and third.

Come on Jim, a bit of CSI please.

This is not lloyd_5 and I don't approve this message.
*************

Again, please do not reply to this email. You must go to the following page to reply to this private message:
xxxx



WTF, all of a sudden this guys my friend? Giving me tips. C’mon, whoever you are, do you think an insignificant being like you has any place in the scourian universe.

I certainly don’t need anyone telling me about contests. I’d suggest you start at page 1 of this thread and study my words on the LITEROTICA contest system. Not L+M’s fault?????????

I’m james r scouries and I hate these pitiful ALTS…

[size=+2]Dolphins prefer WRITERS to posers…[/size]

Thanks. You were very rude to me a while back and I wasn't really sure why. I read, I vote - I would vote for you but Laurel doesn't cater for negative votes for childish incest stories without plot and not up to good stroke standards.

I wasn't sure of your 'moral turpitude' so I sent you a PRIVATE message - none of the contents I agree with - to see how you'd handle it.

Your response - breaking confidentiality, turning your campaigns against contests on their head, and not answering the point - finally convince me you are just a loose cannon with very limited writing ability who is lonely and craves attention. I'm sure xcssve can advise a good trick-cyclist.

 

[tickledkitty]

Hmm...looks like somebody got caught with his pants down.

 

[sr71plt]

Hmm...looks like somebody got caught with his pants down.

I would think this was the one place you could get away with that.

 

[tickledkitty]

I would think this was the one place you could get away with that.

Depends on the context.

 

[sr71plt]

Depends on the context.

Scouries has context?

 

[sarahhh]

Hmm...looks like somebody got caught with his pants down.

Yeah, lloyd_5. And that sure looks like a kitty vagina to me. Meow meow.

 

[tickledkitty]

Never mind.

Lost my mind for a second.

 

[sarahhh]

Never mind.

Lost my mind for a second.

It was a lot longer than a second.

But check with scouries. He has the antidote. You'll never be squirrel bait again.

 

[sarahhh]

Hi, it’s Gabby again!

We found another new member! Our eighteenth so honored. And the story is an already famous, 1000+ vote, GROUP SEX story. And it happens to be the first one we’ve had in that category!

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198 Nothing Between Us M-Y-Erotica
171 Pound Yon Virgin sarahhh
164 Breastfeeding My Brother sarahhh
154 Service TryAnything
152 Zoea DG Hear
149 A Boo-boo for Daddy sarahhh
144 Hunted furrybert
142 Daddy, I’m Naked sarahhh
135 A Mother and Her Son rgjohn
127 All These Years selenakitten
114 My Husband Sucks sarahhh
113 Seven Days Ch. 6 soular
113 A Benign Something jtmalone70**
111 Romancing The Ravishing Redhead*** sarahhh
110 Stuffing or Muffing sarahhh
110 Unfaithful Wife Charleybear
107 How To Play Puck sarahhh
106 The Worst Week of My Life ohio
106 My Virgin Sister samslam*
105 A Bitch in Heat sarahhh
105 Sara’s Panties youbadboy
105 Commando Caper sarahhh
103 Buy Me for a Naked Pet sarahhh *
103 How To F*** Your Daddy sarahhh *
101 I Love Dick sarahhh
101 Till Dawn 1313*
101 Yesterday Harddaysknight
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Get on the fucking stick, Gabby. No pun intended. "Strap-on Sex and the Single Girl" has 101 comments.

 

[Guest]

Sorry but the boss can’t post right now, he’s writing a new best seller. On his boat! Without me!

If he thinks I’m going to stay in alone all weekend he’s…

Gabrielle L.