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[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

You really should check your login before you post BFW/PositiveStinker... you're blowing your cover all over the place, ya know?

Now, I don't bother you, Selenna. Yet, dare I make a post, you are there looking up my ass.

What makes you so mean, nasty, and miserable?

Haven't you received enough attention by showing your friend's pregnant belly?

What makes you so bored and unhappy that you must follow me around to comment on whatever I post?

Are you that lonely? Is your life that sad?

You are one of the reasons why I don't post stories here any more. Now, you are accusing me of being someone else. A bit paranoid, you see Bostonfictionwriter everywhere, don't you?

You confuse me with yourself, sweetie. You are the one with dozens of personalities on this board. You are the one who has nothing else better to do with her life but to sit here and post hour after hour while arguing with your identities.

Get a life, Honey. Step away from the computer. Go outside. Take a walk.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Now, I don't bother you, Selenna. Yet, dare I make a post, you are there looking up my ass.

What makes you so mean, nasty, and miserable?

Haven't you received enough attention by showing your friend's pregnant belly?

What makes you so bored and unhappy that you must follow me around to comment on whatever I post?

Are you that lonely? Is your life that sad?

You are one of the reasons why I don't post stories here any more. Now, you are accusing me of being someone else. A bit paranoid, you see Bostonfictionwriter everywhere, don't you?

You confuse me with yourself, sweetie. You are the one with dozens of personalities on this board. You are the one who has nothing else better to do with her life but to sit here and post hour after hour while arguing with your identities.

Get a life, Honey. Step away from the computer. Go outside. Take a walk.

Would you like a mirror?

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Would you like a mirror?

I don't have 11,000 posts while pretending to be pregnant and God only knows how many more your have with all your other identities combined. I'm rarely online anymore.

Besides, shouldn't you be managing your publishing empire or is the bad economy effecting the dime novel business, too?

All I know is that I can't make a post without you or one of your alts sticking barbs in me that aren't even funny. I mean, I wouldn't mind if you were as creative as Scouries or as intelligent as SR71.

For the life of me, I don't know why you are as popular as you are on this site, unless...of course, you're identities boost up your image. Gees, you talk about Jim when you are a worse offender of this site.

I've read a few of your stories and honestly, I'm not impressed. Scouries is by far, a much better writer than you. Matter of fact, I can name at least a hundred personalities on this board that write better than you do.

Perhaps you should be practicing your craft instead of picking fights that you can't win.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

I don't have 11,000 posts while pretending to be pregnant and God only knows how many more your have with all your other identities combined. I'm rarely online anymore.

Besides, shouldn't you be managing your publishing empire or is the bad economy effecting the dime novel business, too?

All I know is that I can't make a post without you or one of your alts sticking barbs in me that aren't even funny. I mean, I wouldn't mind if you were as creative as Scouries or as intelligent as SR71.

For the life of me, I don't know why you are as popular as you are on this site, unless...of course, you're identities boost up your image. Gees, you talk about Jim when you are a worse offender of this site.

I've read a few of your stories and honestly, I'm not impressed. Scouries is by far, a much better writer than you. Matter of fact, I can name at least a hundred personalities on this board that write better than you do.

Perhaps you should be practicing your craft instead of picking fights that you can't win.

Whatever you say Stinker... or should I just call you Spoutries II? When are you going to start your own self-aggrandizing thread? Just what we need around here - yet another bloated would-be writer who contributes nothing but narcissistic, vitriolic trash to the site and the forum.

Talk about needing to get a real life... really what you need is to get some really good therapy. Good luck with that.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Whatever you say Stinker... or should I just call you Spoutries II? When are you going to start your own self-aggrandizing thread? Just what we need around here - yet another bloated would-be writer who contributes nothing but narcissistic, vitriolic trash to the site and the forum.

Talk about needing to get a real life... really what you need is to get some really good therapy. Good luck with that.

I don't understand, Selenna, because I make a post that has nothing to do with you, I'm the one who "needs to get some really good therapy (as opposed to really bad therapy?)."

Truly, I don't understand your pyschotic neurosis. You are the one who attacked me. You are the one who can't allow me to make a comment to this board without you taking offense and attacking me. You are the one causing the problem.

Now, as far as being self-aggrandizing, I didn't write anything in that regard. Yet, here you are slandering me by calling me names when all I did was to write a comment to a post by Dark that had nothing to do with you. Your name wasn't even mentioned or implied. The post was a humorous comment about Manu and Laurel. Does your numerous identities extend to them, too?

Moreover, until Laurel asks me to leave, you'll just have to put up with my vitriolic trash. It took you several hours to come up with that phrase I see.

If my presence and occasional post bothers you so much, may I suggest you just put me on ignore.

 

[Smarmy_and_Sappe]

I don't have 11,000 posts while pretending to be pregnant and God only knows how many more your have with all your other identities combined. I'm rarely online anymore.

Besides, shouldn't you be managing your publishing empire or is the bad economy effecting the dime novel business, too?

All I know is that I can't make a post without you or one of your alts sticking barbs in me that aren't even funny. I mean, I wouldn't mind if you were as creative as Scouries or as intelligent as SR71.

For the life of me, I don't know why you are as popular as you are on this site, unless...of course, you're identities boost up your image. Gees, you talk about Jim when you are a worse offender of this site.

I've read a few of your stories and honestly, I'm not impressed. Scouries is by far, a much better writer than you. Matter of fact, I can name at least a hundred personalities on this board that write better than you do.

Perhaps you should be practicing your craft instead of picking fights that you can't win.

Freddie, you're a twat!

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Freddie, you're a twat!

I dunno... S/He claims to have one... he left it around here somewhere, I'm sure... under some name....

If my presence and occasional post bothers you so much, may I suggest you just put me on ignore.

Nah. If you're going to make an ass out of yourself, as you continue to do, as BFW the He/She Wondernut and PositiveStinker and god knows how many other names (no wonder you don't have many posts... you're always posting under someone else's name!) you know all you really want is an audience to do it in front of.

Didn't mama love you enough, dear? Any attention is good attention, huh?

I don't do it often - so enjoy it! Bask! Go on, rant away - you know you want to! You can't help yourself.

God knows who could.

 

[starrkers]

Freddie, you're a twat!

Don't tell me you only just figured that out!

 

[sarahhh]

Now, I don't bother you, Selenna. Yet, dare I make a post, you are there looking up my ass.

What makes you so mean, nasty, and miserable?

Haven't you received enough attention by showing your friend's pregnant belly?

What makes you so bored and unhappy that you must follow me around to comment on whatever I post?

Are you that lonely? Is your life that sad?

You are one of the reasons why I don't post stories here any more. Now, you are accusing me of being someone else. A bit paranoid, you see Bostonfictionwriter everywhere, don't you?

You confuse me with yourself, sweetie. You are the one with dozens of personalities on this board. You are the one who has nothing else better to do with her life but to sit here and post hour after hour while arguing with your identities.

Get a life, Honey. Step away from the computer. Go outside. Take a walk.

Wow, I sure hope you don't get blogged for this, Freddie. Right, blogged not flogged. That most inhumane method of torture in which you get torn to shreds verbally with kitten claws. Well, if you do decide to write another story for this site, it should be entitled "Desperate Kittens."

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Wow, I sure hope you don't get blogged for this, Freddie. Right, blogged not flogged. That most inhumane method of torture in which you get torn to shreds verbally with kitten claws. Well, if you do decide to write another story for this site, it should be entitled "Desperate Kittens."

You should really ask your doc about Paxil when you go refill that Viagra 'script, dude. Your anxiety level and paranoia are really out of control. You poor thing.

 

[slyc_willie]

No, actually it wasn't gracious. Gracious is for people who don't claim to be #1, and can actually comprehend criticism. Our dear sock-puppet king gets a hammer, because that's what it takes.

Unbiased -- I wouldn't say that either. I go into any scouries story expecting that I'm not going to like it. His characters are flat, and all sound like him. The plots are thin, and the tension lurches from "no" to "fuck me" within paragraphs. The last couple I've read didn't even have enough slapped in heat to salvage it as a stroker trying to be a story. Never mind the grammar.

Unfortunately, this one was beyond horrible. It should be an embarrassment to even scouries, which is saying a lot.

I don't think I could have found anything good to say about this one if it was from a complete newbie who spoke English as a second language.

Well, I was being polite . . .

But then, why bother?

 

[michchick98]

Get a life, Honey. Step away from the computer. Go outside. Take a walk.

It took you several hours to come up with that phrase I see.

So which is it, Freddie? Should she get away from the computer and take a walk, or respond to your posts immediately after you post them? Perhaps it's you who needs to get a life if you're sitting there waiting for her response.

Just sayin'

 

[Selena_Kitt]

So which is it, Freddie? Should she get away from the computer and take a walk, or respond to your posts immediately after you post them?

S/He's still trying to figure out which alt to post under now... if you give him/her any more to think about, his/her head might explode...

Have mercy, darlin!

 

[sarahhh]

I don't have 11,000 posts while pretending to be pregnant and God only knows how many more your have with all your other identities combined. I'm rarely online anymore.

Besides, shouldn't you be managing your publishing empire or is the bad economy effecting the dime novel business, too?

All I know is that I can't make a post without you or one of your alts sticking barbs in me that aren't even funny. I mean, I wouldn't mind if you were as creative as Scouries or as intelligent as SR71.

For the life of me, I don't know why you are as popular as you are on this site, unless...of course, you're identities boost up your image. Gees, you talk about Jim when you are a worse offender of this site.

I've read a few of your stories and honestly, I'm not impressed. Scouries is by far, a much better writer than you. Matter of fact, I can name at least a hundred personalities on this board that write better than you do.

Perhaps you should be practicing your craft instead of picking fights that you can't win.

Hey Freddie, you remember that song by George Thorogood and the Destroyers entitled "Get a haircut and get a real job" by chance? If you do decide to bless this site with more of your stories, "Get a life and get a real baby" might be a good one. All about you-know-who and her sexual escapades with her alts. I wonder how you make an alt cum. Can't wait for your story to find out!

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Apology? Can I get one?

And, I'm just sitting here waiting for an apology. I'm missing American Idol by reading all this bantering and bickering back and forth. You all are making me miss my life!

Who wants to go first?

 

[scouries]

milky tits please...

QUOTE Serena Whatever you say Stinker... or should I just call you Spoutries II? When are you going to start your own self-aggrandizing thread? Just what we need around here - yet another bloated would-be writer who contributes nothing but narcissistic, vitriolic trash to the site and the forum.

This seems pretty harsh my dear. Part of this years campaign I suppose. I guess we at least have to credit you for playing every side of the fence.

But can’t you for once drop the personal attacks? Can’t you try to lift yourself up… to try to be scourian in tone for once…

And here’s a suggestion – why not put the belly away for a while – I for one would much prefer an av featuring big, full, milk laden tats…

Dear freddie and sarahhh – please, serena’s not worth the trouble …. Don’t let her weave you into her evil web…

QUOTE Oily Wow. Took you all day to think that up… Try not to take so long in responding directly. As Threadmaster…No addressing the actual point, of course, which is that you possess such an incurable lack of skill when it comes to character development and scene definition….We all know that there is no actual "formula" for what you described…Regarding royalties . . . count 'em up . . .the Dolphins don't stand a chance. And I don't even follow American football.

Yes oily I am the THREADMASTER! I have a full life oily, which means that I’m not like you (and your pathetic friends), I don’t spend my whole life making posts on a porn forum.

My writing skill? I’m a modest man oily and so I’m quite happy to let my readers speak – the millions of them. The readers who’ve made my stories best sellers, the same readers who’ve made me a 1000+ VOTE club member, the people who’ve put me on the MOST COMMENTS list, the FAVORITEST list… who’ve allowed me to amass the ROYALTIES that support me and my family.

I don’t believe in knocking the work of other writers. I’m not a serena or an oily or a darkboy or a miss hick or a miss odious who like nothing better than to attack the stories that other authors have struggled to produce.

I instead believe in encouraging them… but then that’s just the way I was made.

You don’t follow American football oily? Why aren’t I surprised? …


I’m james r scouries and I believe there’s room here for every author…

[size=+2]Dolphins don’t think much of oily…[/size]

 

[Selena_Kitt]

And here’s a suggestion – why not put the belly away for a while – I for one would much prefer an av featuring big, full, milk laden tats…

Real lactation doesn't occur until AFTER a baby is born. For a man with a milk fetish, you certainly show your lack of education and understanding of the female anatomy.

But, then again, what else is new?

 

[slyc_willie]

Ho-hum, ho-hum . . . .

You're supposed to be entertaining, kid. Isn't this a comedy thread?

 

[Daniellekitten]

And, I'm just sitting here waiting for an apology. I'm missing American Idol by reading all this bantering and bickering back and forth. You all are making me miss my life!

Who wants to go first?

I'm sorry! Does that help?

 

[YoursSINSerely]

I'm sorry! Does that help?

Ah, it certainly does. This kitten must have been in the background watching everything that was going on to, like me.

I'll take one apology at a time if that's the only way I can get them. Thank you. I'll accept it.

 

[scouries]

oh my gawd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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dani kat ??????????

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praise the lord....

I’m james r scouries

[size=+2]Dolphins are stunned…[/size]

 

[slyc_willie]

Ah, it certainly does. This kitten must have been in the background watching everything that was going on to, like me.

I'll take one apology at a time if that's the only way I can get them. Thank you. I'll accept it.

But . . . if we're saving you from American Idol, isn't that a good thing?

 

[Selena_Kitt]

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dani kat ??????????

[/size]

praise the lord....

I’m james r scouries

[size=+2]Dolphins are stunned…[/size]

Oh don't worry, that's just my alt. Or is that Slyc's alt? Which is it Spoutrahhhh? I can never remember.

 

[slyc_willie]

Oh don't worry, that's just my alt. Or is that Slyc's alt? Which is it Spoutrahhhh? I can never remember.

No, no, no . . . my lady is an alt of Dani, according to him.

So I guess that means I'm sleeping with Dani.

 

[scouries]

QUOTE the black widow Real lactation doesn't occur until AFTER a baby is born. For a man with a milk fetish, you certainly show your lack of education and understanding of the female anatomy. But, then again, what else is new?

That last line was uncalled for! And you could still show us your tits for crying out loud!

Actually you can induce lactation – And here’s my favorite old scourian family adage – “you can milk any woman’s breast if you set your tongue to it”

Oh my gawd

I’m james r scouries and I’ll milk any women…

[size=+2]Dolphins love lactating ladies…[/size]