Intelligent Females- I Want To Masturbate You

[useyou]

Are you looking for exciting new ways to masturbate? Look no further, I am an expert at many different methods to make you cum. You will be giving instructions and they are to be carried out to the letter. You are then to report back to me. This will be repeated many times. I am dominant so agressive bitchy females who feel they have to prove themselves need not apply.

Here are a few requirements:
1) Must be 100% female. No exceptions.
2) Must be able to send me pictures of you (not necessarily nude ones).
3) Must be intelligent and educated. I hate dumb bitches, I would rather fuck a knothole.
4) Must be confident enough to take orders and carry them out.
5) Must be able to write well and in detail. If you write me less than 5 sentences you can go find some dumb ass who doesn't mind that.
6) Must have the time to devote to this. This is not a one cum experience.
7) Must be over 21. Older preferred since they have more confidence. Besides I hate gigglers.
8) Can be single, married, divorced, separated, or in a relationship. Doesn't matter (this is online, I'm not moving in with you).
9) Must be willing to email me at least 5 times a week. No exceptions.
10) Must be willing to share not only the intimate details of the experience but also things about your life.

Ladies, note #10. This is a must. Otherwise you are just a fucking body that cums. I want to know the personality behind the sexual mind. If you are not willing to share details then don't bother responding. By details I do not mean private information like your address and where you work. I do respect your personal life. However I do want to know your schedule, what you do, your emotions and thoughts.

If not interested:
Shut the fuck up and move on to the next thread. Is that so difficult?

If you are a guy and have the urge to comment:
Who the fuck asked you to? Are you that insecure that you have to put you brainless thoughts everywhere you go?

If interested:
Message me back, no need to post on this thread. In your message I expect you to tell me why you think this would be good for you and why you think you would qualify for me to masturbate you. Remember- give details. I will then respond promptly and we can start our adventure.

 

[useyou]

An Update

I am bumping this up. I have received several responses and have given one short assignment in the last week, an assignment she did very successfully, however I have not found the right woman yet.

Let me stress, she must be emotional secure and confident. She also must be devoted to this. Women who respond simply because they want to get off one time need not apply. That is not what I'm looking for. I suggest each of you read my ad two times and if it still interests you and this may be what you are looking for then message me, if not then go find some shallow guy to get you off, just don't waste my time.

I will patiently wait for the right one.

 

[Storyfeller]

Excuse the 'urge to comment' from a 'guy'.

Perhaps I might offer enlightenment.

You are seeking 'intelligent females', are you not? These would doubtless be blessed with the kind of intelligence which appreciates and smiles on English usage such as:

*methods 'to' ..............instead of the correct 'methods of'

*you will be 'giving'..............instead of the correct 'given'

*'agressive'.............. instead of the correct 'aggressive'

*'two times'............... instead of the correct 'twice'

This is not to mention countless punctuation errors, all perceived from a cursory reading.

Perhaps those intelligent females are taking one look at your insistence that they should be able to 'write well', having a quick chuckle... and moving on...

 

[useyou]

Rebutting an assholes comments

Interesting that you felt the urge to make petty grammar corrections and then indirectly insult the females who have already responded. Shame on you for that.

While I refuse to have you attempt to destroy my thread by your lame ways I do feel the need to counter your stray thoughts.

You state that there were some grammar errors, however I find it sad that you equate grammar with intelligence. Do you know that there is a man who owns a $20 million business and he is illiterate? True story, research it. Do you know that some of our best scientists at MIT can barely write a coherent sentence? Shame on you for making such blatant statement which does nothing but attack.

While I'm at it, I also find it interesting that you failed to comprehend what I wrote in my post, namely, "If you are a guy and have the urge to comment: Who the fuck asked you to? Are you that insecure that you have to put you brainless thoughts everywhere you go?"

Maybe you have a comprehending problem, maybe you should question your own intelligence.

BTW, don't write on this thread again, get a life and mind your own fucking business.

 

[Scotsman69]

You are more than impolite, young man. There may be women who find that attractive, but I suspect they are few. Maybe you should try a different approach?

And I'm afraid that once you post on Lit, you have no control at all over who chooses to contribute to your thread. Sad but true.

 

[Kc18]

The name instantly grabbed my attention but then I read through your message and found I wasnt right for you only because Im 18...
But anyway. Wish you the best of luck in finding the perfect girl.. may be me in around 3 years...
And shame on you, GrammarBoy!

 

[Storyfeller]

Interesting that you felt the urge to make petty grammar corrections and then indirectly insult the females who have already responded. Shame on you for that.

While I refuse to have you attempt to destroy my thread by your lame ways I do feel the need to counter your stray thoughts.

You state that there were some grammar errors, however I find it sad that you equate grammar with intelligence. Do you know that there is a man who owns a $20 million business and he is illiterate? True story, research it. Do you know that some of our best scientists at MIT can barely write a coherent sentence? Shame on you for making such blatant statement which does nothing but attack.

While I'm at it, I also find it interesting that you failed to comprehend what I wrote in my post, namely, "If you are a guy and have the urge to comment: Who the fuck asked you to? Are you that insecure that you have to put you brainless thoughts everywhere you go?"

Maybe you have a comprehending problem, maybe you should question your own intelligence.

BTW, don't write on this thread again, get a life and mind your own fucking business.

Poor fellow.

You seem to be under the illusion that I was attempting to 'destroy' your chances with the ladies.

What I was pointing out, precisely, was that your own, valiant efforts had probably done the job well in advance of my humble contribution.

Oh and by the way... YOU may equate financial 'success' with intelligence - I suppose we have to accept that there is a lower order mentality which always sees the £ sign as the only yardstick in the universe - but don't expect me to follow your lead on that one.

It seems the planet you inhabit is one where most things are not what they seem.

 

[useyou]

Thanks for your continued posts

You wrote........."YOU may equate financial 'success' with intelligence - I suppose we have to accept that there is a lower order mentality which always sees the £ sign as the only yardstick in the universe"

I find that the people who make statements which you did are failures in the world and are unable to compete successfully in the monetary world. They fail in the monatary world and then go to plan B, which to them is "well it's not about the money". Most times it follows that these same people are also failures in life as they grasp for things that can give them some kind of recognition in life. Sometimes even grasping by correcting minor mistakes of others in their lame attempt to feel superior. How pathetic of you, the only thing you have shown is how much you are a failure in life.

BTW...keep posting on my thread because every time you do I am getting more exposure and more potential females are messaging me. I now have a list. So I thank you for that.

 

[Belle_Reveur]

I'm lost at why there is such a need to be angry on this thread....

Gentlemen, gentlemen, it's a personal ad on a website. Calm down. There's no need to attack each other based solely on grammar or a misunderstanding of who is intelligent. That word is only defined by the one using it, so each person's definition will differ from yours.

You claim to want a girl older than 21 because they are mature.....
Apparently, they're not the only ones that need to mature.

 

[useyou]

No problem Belle, thanks for your little dig at me, it did make me chuckle.

Hope everything is going well for you.

I'm lost at why there is such a need to be angry on this thread....

Gentlemen, gentlemen, it's a personal ad on a website. Calm down. There's no need to attack each other based solely on grammar or a misunderstanding of who is intelligent. That word is only defined by the one using it, so each person's definition will differ from yours.

You claim to want a girl older than 21 because they are mature.....
Apparently, they're not the only ones that need to mature.

 

[Belle_Reveur]

I didn't mean to attack. I would just hope that you would have the sense to ignore his comment.And thank you....things are going better.

 

[BlueEyesInLevis]

This thread cracks me up.

 

[useyou]

Update

Since my original post in late January, I have had two sexy women that responded and had the proper qualifications. I established very intriguing and also very fun relationships with both of them (first one and then the other, not at the same time).

I learned many things about them, more so with the second woman, but the first also. With the first one, her personal issues later had an affect, and so it had to end. With the second one, a disappointment with her actions, this after many days of us both sending very long and detailed emails to each other, often several emails per day. I enjoyed learning everything about her and she stated that she really looked forward to receiving my emails. She began to ask more questions as time went on and we began learning about our very different lives, yet there was so much in common. Lots of fun and laughing but also very sexual talk at times too which certainly got her engines running.

However, I do not tolerate being crossed and thus had to abruptly end that relationship. I have not missed her as her actions put a complete damper on the entire relationship and I ended it instantly.

Now I am looking to establish another relationship, of course read my original post above to see if this is what you are looking for.

Guys, no need to respond or post here, so if you feel the need to I suggest you get a fucking life.

All women who message me will receive a response back, although I cannot guarantee you will be picked. However I urge you to write at few several sentences, otherwise you will just piss me off and that is never a good way to start.

I'm waiting.

 

[useyou]

I am disappointed with the latest batch of responses, so women missing brains need not apply.

I demand an IQ of over 100, otherwise a knothole is better. Brains first, honesty second, beauty third, and the ability to be opened fourth. If that is you then send a pm my way and we will begin the mutual fun.

 

[useyou]

What seemed like a possibility with a female turned out to fail so my latest requirement (and one which I demanded in other threads) is that you must be over 22 years old. I recently violated my earlier principles and it turned out I wasted a lot of time and energy on someone unable to give proper feedback. Afterall feedback is what it is all about.

So you women out there who have the sexual drive, are intelligent, have the time to put in, and can give feedback I am looking for you. All others don't bother messaging me.

 

[useyou]

I have received a few more replies but after an exchange of a few emails they either turned out to be: confused, uneducated, fat pigs or just plain dumb.

Now I'm beginning to think that 99% of the submissive women in lit are one or more of the above. I have had a few women in the past from lit who were educated, intelligent, fun and very sexual. Obviously they are getting harder to find, must be the dumbing down of the world. Plus there are so many fat pigs out there, to which I say....do the world a favor and stop eating you are taking up too much fucking space.

Submissive women, prove me wrong, is there anyone who weighs under 200 lbs and can put two coherent sentences together? Maybe submissive women are just plain dumb.

(This message should get a rise out of some females and probably some do-gooder (wanna be defenders of women) males. To the males I say, "GET A FUCKING LIFE, YOU PATHETIC DO-GOODER SHITS". To the women I say, bring it on.

Oh, for the grammar patrol people like "Raw Humor" (who BTW has over 54,000 posts).....get off your fucking 24/7 computer and live alittle you lame brained asshole....LOL.

Any males (besides me) that post on my thread must have little dicks since they are trying to be the "Defender of Women". To which I say, go crawl back in your hole and face reality, you lame brained assholes.

So women, can you handle it? Prove my 99% submissive dumb ass theory wrong.

 

[RawHumor]

So women, can you handle it? Prove my 99% submissive dumb ass theory wrong.

Yeah, women! Prove yourselves, since this guy's so obviously a trophy catch!

 

[lieout1]

what do you expect to find when your a jack ass?
you expect such high things when you your self are just a pig that has nothing to do in his life except to criticize every one who makes simple grammar mistakes when half the time every one that we will talk to will make the same mistakes them selves so fool shut up and stop bitching and take it like the man you say you ar but from all evidence that i see your just a weak willed bitch who needs to get a damn life

 

[useyou]

what do you expect to find when your a jack ass?
you expect such high things when you your self are just a pig that has nothing to do in his life except to criticize every one who makes simple grammar mistakes when half the time every one that we will talk to will make the same mistakes them selves so fool shut up and stop bitching and take it like the man you say you ar but from all evidence that i see your just a weak willed bitch who needs to get a damn life

Of course the comment from lieout is directed at that geek RawHumor. Thanks for the post lieout, but wimps like RawHumor aren't worth the space on this board. Oh, let me spell something wrong to make the grammar patrol happy...RawHumor you are a lame brained dumb ass with a small kcid. Hmm now which word is spelled wrong? Anyone on the grammar patrol know?

 

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[MisterSir]

If not interested:
Shut the fuck up and move on to the next thread. Is that so difficult?

If you are a guy and have the urge to comment:
Who the fuck asked you to? Are you that insecure that you have to put you brainless thoughts everywhere you go?

My word, you sound like an absolute delight of a person. The fact submissive females aren't beating a path to your door is, quite frankly, shocking and a bigger travesty than Mickey Rourke being cheated out of the Best Actor Oscar.

 

[draconian]

Of course the comment from lieout is directed at that geek RawHumor. Thanks for the post lieout, but wimps like RawHumor aren't worth the space on this board. Oh, let me spell something wrong to make the grammar patrol happy...RawHumor you are a lame brained dumb ass with a small kcid. Hmm now which word is spelled wrong? Anyone on the grammar patrol know?

actualy i think it was pointed at you and any one who is so stupid they can reliase there stupid fools who need to get a life

 

[draconian]

what do you expect to find when your a jack ass?
you expect such high things when you your self are just a pig that has nothing to do in his life except to criticize every one who makes simple grammar mistakes when half the time every one that we will talk to will make the same mistakes them selves so fool shut up and stop bitching and take it like the man you say you ar but from all evidence that i see your just a weak willed bitch who needs to get a damn life

and i do believe you and lieout have had some arguments so why would he be talking about one of the few people smart enough to stand up and put you fools in there place?
if from what i read of what he posted he was ta;ling about the orginal poster not the one that you quoted him to be talking about so i guess that just proves just how retarded you are

 

[draconian]

I have received a few more replies but after an exchange of a few emails they either turned out to be: confused, uneducated, fat pigs or just plain dumb.

Now I'm beginning to think that 99% of the submissive women in lit are one or more of the above. I have had a few women in the past from lit who were educated, intelligent, fun and very sexual. Obviously they are getting harder to find, must be the dumbing down of the world. Plus there are so many fat pigs out there, to which I say....do the world a favor and stop eating you are taking up too much fucking space.

Submissive women, prove me wrong, is there anyone who weighs under 200 lbs and can put two coherent sentences together? Maybe submissive women are just plain dumb.

(This message should get a rise out of some females and probably some do-gooder (wanna be defenders of women) males. To the males I say, "GET A FUCKING LIFE, YOU PATHETIC DO-GOODER SHITS". To the women I say, bring it on.

Oh, for the grammar patrol people like "Raw Humor" (who BTW has over 54,000 posts).....get off your fucking 24/7 computer and live alittle you lame brained asshole....LOL.

Any males (besides me) that post on my thread must have little dicks since they are trying to be the "Defender of Women". To which I say, go crawl back in your hole and face reality, you lame brained assholes.

So women, can you handle it? Prove my 99% submissive dumb ass theory wrong.

and going from what th post was directly about that of which the idiot who quoted lieout said he was talking to then i think this would be the more accurate post that he was talking about

 

[draconian]

Are you looking for exciting new ways to masturbate? Look no further, I am an expert at many different methods to make you cum. You will be giving instructions and they are to be carried out to the letter. You are then to report back to me. This will be repeated many times. I am dominant so agressive bitchy females who feel they have to prove themselves need not apply.

Here are a few requirements:
1) Must be 100% female. No exceptions.
2) Must be able to send me pictures of you (not necessarily nude ones).
3) Must be intelligent and educated. I hate dumb bitches, I would rather fuck a knothole.
4) Must be confident enough to take orders and carry them out.
5) Must be able to write well and in detail. If you write me less than 5 sentences you can go find some dumb ass who doesn't mind that.
6) Must have the time to devote to this. This is not a one cum experience.
7) Must be over 21. Older preferred since they have more confidence. Besides I hate gigglers.
8) Can be single, married, divorced, separated, or in a relationship. Doesn't matter (this is online, I'm not moving in with you).
9) Must be willing to email me at least 5 times a week. No exceptions.
10) Must be willing to share not only the intimate details of the experience but also things about your life.

Ladies, note #10. This is a must. Otherwise you are just a fucking body that cums. I want to know the personality behind the sexual mind. If you are not willing to share details then don't bother responding. By details I do not mean private information like your address and where you work. I do respect your personal life. However I do want to know your schedule, what you do, your emotions and thoughts.

If not interested:
Shut the fuck up and move on to the next thread. Is that so difficult?

If you are a guy and have the urge to comment:
Who the fuck asked you to? Are you that insecure that you have to put you brainless thoughts everywhere you go?

If interested:
Message me back, no need to post on this thread. In your message I expect you to tell me why you think this would be good for you and why you think you would qualify for me to masturbate you. Remember- give details. I will then respond promptly and we can start our adventure.

oh and to the idiot who was the op of this thread may be you sould take your own advice and youd have less problems with guys takeing you down a few pegs