Fuckers who claim to of been in the military

[BatShitKrazy]

What's with these assholes. Everybody I meet claim to of been Special Forces. Every other asshole I met claims to of had Binladen in his cross hairs but could not get the okay to shoot. One mutherfucker was giving me the story of Heartbreak Ridge as his personal testimonial.

The next fuck face who claims to be a navy seal and cannot tell me his pay rate I'm kicking his ass.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

I wasn't in the military, and never lie about it.

I was an astronaut instead.

 

[BatShitKrazy]

I wasn't in the military, and never lie about it.

I was an astronaut instead.

Umm I believe you and salute you......****** Cadet

 

[Sonny Limatina]

Umm I believe you and salute you......****** Cadet

Thank you, kind citizen. Without giving too much away, I can tell you that I was whichever guy Ed Harris played in the movie.

 

[BatShitKrazy]

Thank you, kind citizen. Without giving too much away, I can tell you that I was whichever guy Ed Harris played in the movie.

Ed Harris is the man. Proof positive that us balding fuckers are still sexy. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

I was US Army, technically Special Forces since I was in a Nuclear Missile outfit. Pershing II, based in Germany for 3 years. I have a SF tab and everything.

Navy Seals are pussies, they kill one at a time. I had the capability to kill millions with one finger.

 

[matchstickfrank]

I was US Army, technically Special Forces since I was in a Nuclear Missile outfit. Pershing II, based in Germany for 3 years. I have a SF tab and everything.

Navy Seals are pussies, they kill one at a time. I had the capability to kill millions with one finger.

"Pull my finger" doesn't count.

 

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[BatShitKrazy]

I was US Army, technically Special Forces since I was in a Nuclear Missile outfit. Pershing II, based in Germany for 3 years. I have a SF tab and everything.

Navy Seals are pussies, they kill one at a time. I had the capability to kill millions with one finger.

I saw the profile pic so I know what you are that's why I decided not to pick on you for your politics..........yet. You were special but not Special Forces. Hats off to ya. I hate fucking nukes to tell ya the truth. When on a Sub with nukes it just gave me the shits. I did time on both Ohio and Los Angeles class.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

"Pull my finger" doesn't count.

Ulaven Demented never got any closer to the military than playing America's Army. He likes to trot that shit out whenever he wants to justify threatening to shoot someone who never threatened to hurt him.

Get in a fight with this guy and watch him blow himself up sometime. He's a hoot. He went on this huge crusade once about how it's wrong to retaliate to racial slurs with racial slurs, spent hours loading up a poll about it with votes from his alts, and then proceeded to get his ass handed to him for being guilty of the very act he was condemning.

Yeah, he's a suicide bomber without a target.

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

I saw the profile pic so I know what you are that's why I decided not to pick on you for your politics..........yet. You were special but not Special Forces. Hats off to ya. I hate fucking nukes to tell ya the truth. When on a Sub with nukes it just gave me the shits. I did time on both Ohio and Los Angeles class.

Pfft, we had berets and everythin'..

 

[BatShitKrazy]

Ulaven Demented never got any closer to the military than playing America's Army. He likes to trot that shit out whenever he wants to justify threatening to shoot someone who never threatened to hurt him.

Get in a fight with this guy and watch him blow himself up sometime. He's a hoot. He went on this huge crusade once about how it's wrong to retaliate to racial slurs with racial slurs, spent hours loading up a poll about it with votes from his alts, and then proceeded to get his ass handed to him for being guilty of the very act he was condemning.

Yeah, he's a suicide bomber without a target.

......and you are?

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

Ulaven Demented never got any closer to the military than playing America's Army. He likes to trot that shit out whenever he wants to justify threatening to shoot someone who never threatened to hurt him.

Get in a fight with this guy and watch him blow himself up sometime. He's a hoot. He went on this huge crusade once about how it's wrong to retaliate to racial slurs with racial slurs, spent hours loading up a poll about it with votes from his alts, and then proceeded to get his ass handed to him for being guilty of the very act he was condemning.

Yeah, he's a suicide bomber without a target.

If that's what you have to believe so that you can sleep at night Le Liarlope.

 

[BatShitKrazy]

Pfft, we had berets and everythin'..

So do girl scouts

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

......and you are?

The resident psychotic Le Liarlope. You haven't met?

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

So do girl scouts

Yeah, but they delivered cookies and wear skirts. We delivered nuclear warheads and wore fatigues.

 

[BatShitKrazy]

The resident psychotic Le Liarlope. You haven't met?

I try to research all the main players on the boards to try to get a handle on each person. He was a bit confusing. Sometimes he can be funny and articulate but seems to have a HUGE chip on his shoulder. I think you would agree we would of thrown a blanket party on a guy like him.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

......and you are?

I'm someone who first pissed off Ulaven Demorte when he called me out for using biased links to back up my facts and it turned out I did no such thing.

I'm the guy who stood up to UD when he said "if you come by my house I'm gonna perforate you" and reminded him that I never threatened to do any such thing to anyone and that his comments were totally unjustified and whackjobish.

But most of all I'm just the guy pointing out the inconsistencies between his behavior and his claims of being a soldier.

In all my years of life, I have never been told "if you come by my house I'm gonna perforate you" by anyone, much less a soldier, and I am in real life like I am here.

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

I try to research all the main players on the boards to try to get a handle on each person. He was a bit confusing. Sometimes he can be funny and articulate but seems to have a HUGE chip on his shoulder. I think you would agree we would of thrown a blanket party on a guy like him.

Bars of soap in wool socks at 3am, without a doubt.

Then again, He hasn't the balls to enlist. He rails against the military and perceived threats of a new draft constantly.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

I try to research all the main players on the boards to try to get a handle on each person. He was a bit confusing. Sometimes he can be funny and articulate but seems to have a HUGE chip on his shoulder. I think you would agree we would of thrown a blanket party on a guy like him.

No you wouldn't. There isn't any ten people on Earth who could haze me.

 

[BatShitKrazy]

Bars of soap in wool socks at 3am, without a doubt.

Then again, He hasn't the balls to enlist. He rails against the military and perceived threats of a new draft constantly.

If I had my way every swingin dick would do 4 years.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Thank you, kind citizen. Without giving too much away, I can tell you that I was whichever guy Ed Harris played in the movie.

Ed Harris played Flight Director Gene Kranz in Apollo 13, and if you don't know the difference between an astronaut and a flight director, then you are as dense as a thread starter who doesn't know the difference between the use of "have" and "of" in a sentence, as in "Fuckers who claim to have been in the military."

 

[Le Jacquelope]

If I had my way every swingin dick would do 4 years.

I'd have the balls to shoot any draft officer that came to my door. Through the door. They may get me but they'll lose several of their own first.

The draft is sexist and it's slavery. I'll die before I get enslaved and I'll take a few slave catchers with me.

 

[TheReapersWife]

I'm someone who first pissed off Ulaven Demorte when he called me out for using biased links to back up my facts and it turned out I did no such thing.

I'm the guy who stood up to UD when he said "if you come by my house I'm gonna perforate you" and reminded him that I never threatened to do any such thing to anyone and that his comments were totally unjustified and whackjobish.

But most of all I'm just the guy pointing out the inconsistencies between his behavior and his claims of being a soldier.

In all my years of life, I have never been told "if you come by my house I'm gonna perforate you" by anyone, much less a soldier, and I am in real life like I am here.

God, you're frigging upset about that, aren't ya? Every time you talk about Ulaven D you bring that up. You mentioned it twice in this frigging post.

UD just send this guy a frigging fruit basket already and make him shut up.

 

[BatShitKrazy]

No you wouldn't. There isn't any ten people on Earth who could haze me.

You obviously have an inflated ego. I know a few drill instructors that would spin your head around and make you piss your pants and they were females.