The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread

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Wow. This thread has taken on the aspect of a graveyard. I guess everyone's gotten their share of hot, sweet, sweaty (umm) holiday cheer. Or something.

I'll just... You know. Hang out.

*kicks heels*
 
Wow. This thread has taken on the aspect of a graveyard. I guess everyone's gotten their share of hot, sweet, sweaty (umm) holiday cheer. Or something.

I'll just... You know. Hang out.

*kicks heels*

not everyone

(unless my share is 'what your right hand provides')
 
Wow. This thread has taken on the aspect of a graveyard. I guess everyone's gotten their share of hot, sweet, sweaty (umm) holiday cheer. Or something.

I only masturbated once over the entire holiday weekend, which was the closest I have come to sex as well.

No, I haven't been with a woman since November of 2007. *sigh*
 
Um, I got penetrated, but not cum inside of........why? Well, it's New Year's, and since 2 of our kids were concieved on New Year's, the hubby is nervous about it happneing again....

which SUCKS
 
Um, I got penetrated, but not cum inside of........why? Well, it's New Year's, and since 2 of our kids were concieved on New Year's, the hubby is nervous about it happneing again....

which SUCKS

I wonder if I was conceived on New Years. My brother and I are born on September 6 and 12 ;)

I'm pretty sure my sister's husband was, September 3.
 
I used to be REALLY sexually active, but then I stopped back in May of 2008. I got sick of drama and not getting my way in sex.
 
I've been deathly busy and have been quite productive. For instance, some friends and I collaborated and improvised a song in a recording studio. :D But still no sex.
 
Yeap. Still in the year+ category of not getting any. I wish I knew how to get my mechanic's daughter (she's 19/20, a Greek goddess type).
 
lucky you for such a low count

yeah... well i suppose i can have sex more often now, if i want. the guy i had sex with used to be a kind of fuck buddy of mine, and now that we had sex again i guess i could easily let it become a regular arrangement again. just not sure this is something i want...
 
Yeap. Still in the year+ category of not getting any. I wish I knew how to get my mechanic's daughter (she's 19/20, a Greek goddess type).

well there are always people one wishes one could get... but didn't you say somewhere that you are somewhere in the mid-thirties? wouldn't a 19 year old be almost a bit too young then?
 
well there are always people one wishes one could get... but didn't you say somewhere that you are somewhere in the mid-thirties? wouldn't a 19 year old be almost a bit too young then?

Even though I would prefer over 21, over 18 is fine by me. And it doesn't hurt that she always greets me like a long lost friend, with a smile from ear to ear and an excitement like we actually know each other.
 
i'll refrain from admitting to how long it's been - but it's probably been longer than any of y'all *sigh*
 
Even though I would prefer over 21, over 18 is fine by me. And it doesn't hurt that she always greets me like a long lost friend, with a smile from ear to ear and an excitement like we actually know each other.

i see... well, i think an 18 year old or even a 21 year old guy would be much too young for me... also, after the sex is over, i would wonder what to talk about with them...

anyway - the guy from the other time texted me today to ask if i have time to meet up. i didn't, but i suppose this might mean i'll be hearing from him more often now. well then...
 
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