Noisy Toys Noisy Toys Noisy Toys

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[rgraham666]

What a perfectly evil idea! No wonder I like you so much.

Next year a drum set and bagpipes.

 

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[Safe_Bet]

Whistles.

My sister (in a successful attempt to be a rotten bitch) gave my kids two big, shiny police whistles. Those things were LOUD and were just the right pitch to make your ear drums bleed.

Sadly, they were both "lost" within days.

 

[cloudy]

My husband's then childless cousin gave Spawn a truly hateful toy for christmas when he was around eighteen months old: a firetruck, complete with siren, that would hit walls, turn, and keep going. He would turn the damn thing on, then go play in another room.

I took the batteries out and told him it broke.

 

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[jomar]

Presents for niece and nephew.


Elmo Singalong!


Rocking Fishtank!


First - it's very fun to buy things for young kids, isn't it?

Secondly - it's very, very fun to buy noisy toys for young kids, especially if the kids belong to my sister and her hubby.

And yes, we not only installed new batteries, we included a second set in the package.

Ahem.

Merry Christmas.

I see a drum set coming your way...

 

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[jomar]

We already have a drum set. Young son is, of course, a budding drummer.

Buddy Rich he's not as of yet.

This is my favorite pic, in his tighty-whities.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/sweetsubsarahh/Family/DrumSetkid3.jpg

tighty-whities

You've really left your sister only one option in the noise war, then:

http://dustkings.com/images/horn.jpg

 

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[TheeGoatPig]

We already have a drum set. Young son is, of course, a budding drummer.

Buddy Rich he's not as of yet.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/sweetsubsarahh/Family/Drumsetkid-1.jpg

This is my favorite pic, in his tighty-whities.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/sweetsubsarahh/Family/DrumSetkid3.jpg

I'm envious.

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When I worked in a toy department, the noisemaking toys area was the worst section during December. Every mother and her screaming yelling child would be there pushing every button a dozen times.

How I miss those days

 

[glynndah]

And I do hope you made sure each one of those toys didn't have a mute option.

One year the Oscar Mayer Weinermobile came to our school for a visit late one afternoon. The driver passed out goodies, weiner whistles. The bus drivers were SO happy.

 

[Techomancer]

As the evil uncle I have a duty to provide the most obnoxious toys on the planet.
My high points:

The annoying thing singing stuffed toy (Crazy frog)
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our of fear of what I was planning - my sister bought a drum for my nephew so I couldn't get the full kit.

 

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[Happily_Variant]

Elmo Singalong. How delightfully perfect - for my grandson! TYVM

 

[voluptuary_manque]

The really worst toy that anyone ever gave our kids, lo these many years ago, was a plastic hammer that both banged and squeeked when baby sqeezed it. And she did love it so, too!

 

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[Weird Harold]

We've been gifted with many noisy toys, including the little lawnmower that pops plastic things night and day. The ones that run forever without batteries.

My favorite evil noise making toy is the Jibber-Jabbber dolls from the mid 90's:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/8d/Jibberjabber.jpg/180px-Jibberjabber.jpg

No batteries, a truly horrible, nerve-grating sound, and they make noise any time they're moved unless moved very slowly and carefully -- kids never move them slowly or vcarefully, but they do drag them around everywhere.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

My favorite evil noise making toy is the Jibber-Jabbber dolls from the mid 90's:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/8d/Jibberjabber.jpg/180px-Jibberjabber.jpg

No batteries, a truly horrible, nerve-grating sound, and they make noise any time they're moved unless moved very slowly and carefully -- kids never move them slowly or vcarefully, but they do drag them around everywhere.

We actually got one of those for my grandaughter, it was the only toy that made her smile. At the time she had just gotten out of the hospital from having open heart surgery and was very depressed. The jibber jabber brought her out of her depression.

She used to love just shaking it back and forth having it make a walka-walka sound at her.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

I thought this thread was going to be about your vibrators going off in your luggage at the airport.

 

[NoJo]

This is what I got for my son: http://www.beyerdynamic.de/typo3temp/pics/3db3184560.jpg

 

[Belegon]

We already have a drum set. Young son is, of course, a budding drummer.

Buddy Rich he's not as of yet.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/sweetsubsarahh/Family/Drumsetkid-1.jpg

This is my favorite pic, in his tighty-whities.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/sweetsubsarahh/Family/DrumSetkid3.jpg

okay, one: I dig that multiple people here will actually KNOW who Buddy Rich is... been teaching Imp's clarinet playing daughter about Bennie Goodman.

two: that boy needs a pair of shiny union jack shorts.

 

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[Weird Harold]

We actually got one of those for my grandaughter, it was the only toy that made her smile. At the time she had just gotten out of the hospital from having open heart surgery and was very depressed. The jibber jabber brought her out of her depression.

She used to love just shaking it back and forth having it make a walka-walka sound at her.

Jibber-Jabbers are fun toys; with a little practice, it's possible to amke them sound almost intellible -- sort of like Dr. Honedew's assistant, Beaker.

The best thing about Jibber-jabbers as evil-noise-making-toys is that they're not even educational, like a drum set, musical instruments or kareoke machines disuises as muppets are. Even the noisy fish bowl is educational for its target age range. Jibber-Jabber is just a noisy, battery-less toy that makes noise until the kid runs down.