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Just where that beautiful pic has my mind wandering. thinking about kissing you everywhere and tasting all of you! love the insides of your thys from your knees all the way up to your sexy little panties. now tell me your frozen over!

WEG (Wicked Evil Grin)

Wings27 said:
Hey, smooth line!
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Wings27 said:
Ok, here's one that didn't work on Saturday, but made me laugh anyway!
Him: What are you doing here?
Me: Uh, I'm partying, what do you mean what am I doing here? *Insert confused look*
Him: I thought I told you to wait in my bed for me.
Me: *raised eyebrow* REaLlY?!?!?!?
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haha, damn that ones funny
 
kindtemptress said:
haha, damn that ones funny
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OK I was talking to a buddy just recently and he said he went to the bar and a woman used this line on him....

Her: You look very familiar to me.
Him: I dont know I come here a lot, maybe you have seen me here.
Her: No, I am sure I have seen you in my bedroom before.
Him: Unless I was wasted drunk i dont remember.
Her: Well if you come home with me now you will definitely remember it when i am done with you.
 
2ndchance said:
OK I was talking to a buddy just recently and he said he went to the bar and a woman used this line on him....

Her: You look very familiar to me.
Him: I dont know I come here a lot, maybe you have seen me here.
Her: No, I am sure I have seen you in my bedroom before.
Him: Unless I was wasted drunk i dont remember.
Her: Well if you come home with me now you will definitely remember it when i am done with you.
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I bet he turned her down :D
 
Great thread!

"That's a nice dress. I'd love to see that off you"
 
2ndchance said:
OK I was talking to a buddy just recently and he said he went to the bar and a woman used this line on him....

Her: You look very familiar to me.
Him: I dont know I come here a lot, maybe you have seen me here.
Her: No, I am sure I have seen you in my bedroom before.
Him: Unless I was wasted drunk i dont remember.
Her: Well if you come home with me now you will definitely remember it when i am done with you.
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omg i need to remember that one *writes it down for the next time i actually have a weekend off and get to go out*
 
wow thats different but i like the line that was used on me

"your a beautiful girl and a great friend..hope you will have lunch with me"
 
"Do you know what it feels like when you have to pee real bad? Oh yeah? Would you feel and see if I have to?"
 
This is not a humorous line like the funny ones I've read already, but I absolutely hate it when guys, especially younger guys come up to me and say, "hey young lady". Puhleeease.
And don't come up to me and say, "Hey sexy" or "Hey baby"...just a friendly "hello" or "hi" gets my attention more than that goofy stuff.
 
elyseparks said:
This is not a humorous line like the funny ones I've read already, but I absolutely hate it when guys, especially younger guys come up to me and say, "hey young lady". Puhleeease.
And don't come up to me and say, "Hey sexy" or "Hey baby"...just a friendly "hello" or "hi" gets my attention more than that goofy stuff.
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HI...
 
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