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Ok, so this normally doesn't work, but once I got "So how long ARE your legs?" To which I asked him if he wanted to check. And sure enough, he checked!
 
'Wanna fuck' - have I been missing something? In all my long and very sheltered years, I don't remember anyone ever asking me that.

Maybe its just our sheltered social environment here in Scotland. The politeness of women in Edinburgh and Glasgow. Remembers a few things, laughs dirtily.

No, not that then. Something about ME? Heaven forfend!

What have I been doing wrong?
 
Scotsman69 said:
'Wanna fuck' - have I been missing something? In all my long and very sheltered years, I don't remember anyone ever asking me that.

Maybe its just our sheltered social environment here in Scotland. The politeness of women in Edinburgh and Glasgow. Remembers a few things, laughs dirtily.

No, not that then. Something about ME? Heaven forfend!

What have I been doing wrong?
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*Bats my eyes and spouts confusing words* Better yet?
 
(slowly recovers from faint) ....... um, so..... just how long ARE your legs, Wings?

(you know fine I cannie check!)
 
Pick up Lines

My wife and I met through a" people seeking people" add in the local alternative newspaper - yes they do work ! We met in the parking lot of a supermarket . As we approached each other I just melted . She put her hand out to introduce herself , I pushed it aside and kissed her . She kissed me back . Over 6 years later we're still together and deeply in love . Silence IS golden !
 
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Scotsman 69 " what have I been doing wrong ?'

Living in Scotland and consorting with nice women from Edinburgh and Glasgow ! I'll bet there are some very nice , randy women in these cities . A well placed ad , or responding to one , may lead to parts deeply desired but as yet unknown . Robert Burns may be helpful .
 
Ok, here's one that didn't work on Saturday, but made me laugh anyway!
Him: What are you doing here?
Me: Uh, I'm partying, what do you mean what am I doing here? *Insert confused look*
Him: I thought I told you to wait in my bed for me.
Me: *raised eyebrow* REaLlY?!?!?!?
 
Grose miss underestimation!

Im sure there are more than 5 Billion Per lake! LOL when the sky above the water is black and moving as it does in Minn. I think there may be ..... damn Im already starting to itch! LOL

Wings27 said:
Things do tend to make perfect asses of themselves around me. :rolleyes:
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DenverFunguy said:
Im sure there are more than 5 Billion Per lake! LOL when the sky above the water is black and moving as it does in Minn. I think there may be ..... damn Im already starting to itch! LOL
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True! I may have underestimated the bugs here. Although now it's 0 degrees outside and everything, including myself, has frozen over.
 
Like hell!

you may be chilly from the weather but frozen over? Im sure the fires are still burning very brightly. as well as the sweet nector that comes with a beautiful fire!

Wings27 said:
True! I may have underestimated the bugs here. Although now it's 0 degrees outside and everything, including myself, has frozen over.
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