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Cheyenne

Cheyenne

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ivantheterrible said:
i would love to take each and every fucking one of your sorry asses and give you nothing but a bottle of water, a little jerky, a knife, and a blanket and kick your sorry asses down a mountain in my region and MAKE you survive for just one measly week.
just to see how "protective". and "loving", and guiding" you really are.
because you sorry sack of shit mother fuckers, if you can't take care of yourself in MY environment, where i love, you ain't worth a sack of dog shit to care for a loving giving submissive. if you can't, you don't deserve the title of a dominant.
a dominant cares and protects his submissive.
if you can't handle the thought of that, you ain't worth a pile of shit.
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Thought I'd help him to the correct board...

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=625613
 
That thread is so full of both Fail an dWin that I'm glad you linked it, even if it is about chihuahua-boy.

dolf said:
i'm guessing this is about a girl who chose another man, and you're trying to feel superior to him because it helps. am i close?
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The Mutt said:
If he's such a Dom, why does he have to take his own naked picture?
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IrezumiKiss said:
He's dominating his Nikon. :D
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I'm dyin'.

And the whole bad-ass environment thing is really incredibly funny given that he's in frikken West Virginia. Walk 30 minutes in any direction and you're liable to find people, and while you're doing it you'll be in basically temperate weather because it's West-by-Go-Virginny. The place is nice. It's not the frikken Himalyas or something.

Course when you do finds those people they might be the same sort of inbred hich-trash as Mr. Dominates-his-Nikon. Yay.
 
Ha, that was the post I was referring to in the poly thread.

It seems that you're not Dom enough for him, if you can't live in a cave and skin a wildcat with your teeth.

:D
 
Homburg said:
That thread is so full of both Fail an dWin that I'm glad you linked it, even if it is about chihuahua-boy.







I'm dyin'.

And the whole bad-ass environment thing is really incredibly funny given that he's in frikken West Virginia. Walk 30 minutes in any direction and you're liable to find people, and while you're doing it you'll be in basically temperate weather because it's West-by-Go-Virginny. The place is nice. It's not the frikken Himalyas or something.

Course when you do finds those people they might be the same sort of inbred hich-trash as Mr. Dominates-his-Nikon. Yay.
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Glad that you enjoyed the humor...:D
 
The idea that the Appalachians are "hardcore living" cracks my shit up. His town, Fort Spring WV, is more correctly called "Buttfuck Nowhere."
 
Etoile said:
The idea that the Appalachians are "hardcore living" cracks my shit up. His town, Fort Spring WV, is more correctly called "Buttfuck Nowhere."
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I know! It's the Appalachians. The mountain range is downright hospitable compared to many, even other ranges in the US. It's like calling Coney Island "the hood".
 
mountains?

Homburg said:
And the whole bad-ass environment thing is really incredibly funny given that he's in frikken West Virginia. Walk 30 minutes in any direction and you're liable to find people, and while you're doing it you'll be in basically temperate weather because it's West-by-Go-Virginny. The place is nice. It's not the frikken Himalyas or something.
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OK, first what does survivalist skills have to do with being a good Dom? Besides if you can't hack it why don't you find yourself a sub that can, and she can take care of you? lol Besides these are my mountains, I don't think you have any quite like this in Virginia.

http://sensoryscapes.com/images/SS-Cascade550x440.jpg
 
Valcorie said:
OK, first what does survivalist skills have to do with being a good Dom? Besides if you can't hack it why don't you find yourself a sub that can, and she can take care of you? lol Besides these are my mountains, I don't think you have any quite like this in Virginia.

http://sensoryscapes.com/images/SS-Cascade550x440.jpg
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It has to do with the GB thread that's being discussed. Nobody here has equated survivalist skills with BDSM.

Also, West Virginia was declared independent from Virginia in 1863.
 
Industrial_Bondage said:
Hey, easy on West Virginia! LOL It's a nice place; but not everywhere is 30 minutes from somewhere; lots of places are just north of nowhere. Sadly, most of them are full of twits like Ivan.

Though, if there were a BDSM scene some of us might not move to civilization...

Also, please note that some of us can use capital letters and carriage returns... LOL
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Hey, I said WV was nice, and it is. I've an aunt and uncle that live there (moved down from PA, not natives). The area they live in is really nice. And, as my aunt and uncle are both literate (uncle is a school teacher even), I can attest that, yes, there are people in West Virginia that are literate, educated, and intelligent. They're just apparently too polite to stomp down dickwits like ivan.

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Valcorie said:
OK, first what does survivalist skills have to do with being a good Dom? Besides if you can't hack it why don't you find yourself a sub that can, and she can take care of you? lol Besides these are my mountains, I don't think you have any quite like this in Virginia.
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See what Etoile said above vis a vis this thread being about another thread.

And you've made my point. There are no mountains like that in West Virgina. Or Virginia. The mountains here are old, low, and friendly.
 
It looks beautiful there.

Sounds like Ivan needs to be thown into our Aussie Ouback for a while...y'know... test his survival skills and all...:rolleyes:
 
Puman said:
It looks beautiful there.

Sounds like Ivan needs to be thown into our Aussie Ouback for a while...y'know... test his survival skills and all...:rolleyes:
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*sigh*

If only the Simpson wasn't closed to visitors this summer...

:(
 
Homburg said:
Hey, I said WV was nice, and it is. I've an aunt and uncle that live there (moved down from PA, not natives). The area they live in is really nice. And, as my aunt and uncle are both literate (uncle is a school teacher even), I can attest that, yes, there are people in West Virginia that are literate, educated, and intelligent. They're just apparently too polite to stomp down dickwits like ivan.

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See what Etoile said above vis a vis this thread being about another thread.

And you've made my point. There are no mountains like that in West Virgina. Or Virginia. The mountains here are old, low, and friendly.
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All you really need are some bear bells and a sammich, it's true. My SLAVE runs 50 K's in and around the region.

I require strength what can I say.
 
Netzach said:
All you really need are some bear bells and a sammich, it's true. My SLAVE runs 50 K's in and around the region.

I require strength what can I say.
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Be careful. All that wilderness survival shit might make him dominant like old ivan.

*snort*

(He runs 50k's up there? And he's in his 50's? H is hard, wow.)
 
Homburg said:
I know! It's the Appalachians. The mountain range is downright hospitable compared to many, even other ranges in the US. It's like calling Coney Island "the hood".
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Well, actually, Coney Island is the hood.
 
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