to the so called dominants

[Queersetti]

This thread is fucking awesome.


Hey, douchenuts, call my agency when you start to die. We'll come pull your ass out of the mountains.

This thread is like Timothy Treadwell starting a thread titled "to the so-called grizzly bears"

 

[Wyldfire]

OMG! I took his advice and almost pissed myself laughing.

Keep "Home and Hearth" safe dude, and while you're at it make me a fucking margarita.

I so love the "Dom"s that think being a bad ass is all it takes to be a Dom. This dude just comes off sounding like the dude that was rejected for "Squeal like a pig" boy from Deliverance.

 

[Peregrinator]

This thread is like Timothy Treadwell starting a thread titled "to the so-called grizzly bears"

Pretty much. It's a poseur self-marketing attempt.

 

[dolf]

Tarzan died back in the 70s, hon. Cheeta is still around, though.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1426535/

that is the coolest fact i heard all week!

This thread is fucking awesome.


Hey, douchenuts, call my agency when you start to die. We'll come pull your ass out of the mountains.

shut it, bitch.
you might think you're an outdoors type with skilz but you aren't.
because he's the only man in the whole world. f'real.

hmmm...

you can be my tarzan replacement for cold climates.
he's the shizzle in deserts & bush but isn't really a snow lover.

*into sissy types*

 

[Peregrinator]

that is the coolest fact i heard all week!

shut it, bitch.
you might think you're an outdoors type with skilz but you aren't.
because he's the only man in the whole world. f'real.

hmmm...

you can be my tarzan replacement for cold climates.
he's the shizzle in deserts & bush but isn't really a snow lover.

*into sissy types*

I was tested and my little swimmers are healthy as hell, btw.

Oh, and to the point, I'll happily stand in for Tarzan when things get too cold for a loincloth. As long as I don't have to deal with your offspring.


Irrelevant: I'd love to meet Tarzan and talk about expeditions and travel and such.

 

[Morcheeba]

See, I mention Candace Bushnell and all the typicals show up.

Never seen a guy with a penis protuding OUT from his rectum like the one in your avatar, so I'm kinda glad I stumbled upon this hawt hawt thread.

 

[Queersetti]

See, I mention Candace Bushnell and all the typicals show up.

Never seen a guy with a penis protuding OUT from his rectum like the one in your avatar, so I'm kinda glad I stumbled upon this hawt hawt thread.

Don't fuck with Ivan, he can skin a raccoon with that dick.

 

[dolf]

I was tested and my little swimmers are healthy as hell, btw.

Oh, and to the point, I'll happily stand in for Tarzan when things get too cold for a loincloth. As long as I don't have to deal with your offspring.


Irrelevant: I'd love to meet Tarzan and talk about expeditions and travel and such.

yay swimmers!!!
...so it's all her fault

if i tell tarzan that, he'll get jealous.
he'd have to get drnk an make macho threads in the internet to prove he isn't intimidated by a man who can make a snow cave.

i want a snow cave!

i think you'd just end up talking hawk. sissies!

 

[dolf]

Don't fuck with Ivan, he can skin a raccoon with that dick.

i think he's passed out.

 

[Nott]

Why are you standing there with your wang out?

Shouldn't you be wearing animal skins and banging rocks together to start a fire or something?

 

[dolf]

i think you all passed out!

 

[dolf]

Why are you standing there with your wang out?

Shouldn't you be wearing animal skins and banging rocks together to start a fire or something?

ok...they all passed out except snott.

great. just great.

 

[John Doe]

I haven't passed out yet.

And Nott is a massive manmountain of awesomeness dammit!

 

[dolf]

I haven't passed out yet.

And Nott is a massive manmountain of awesomeness dammit!

he has silly ears.

 

[where]

he has silly ears.

he's still very manly though. Did Ivan get eaten by bears then?

 

[kbate]

Why are you standing there with your wang out?

He is from West Virginia and that is perfectly acceptable evening dress for the region.

 

[dolf]

he's still very manly though.

he's a nancy.

He is from West Virginia and that is perfectly acceptable evening dress for the region.

*snortle*

 

[kotori]

i would love to take each and every fucking one of your sorry asses and give you nothing but a bottle of water, a little jerky, a knife, and a blanket and kick your sorry asses down a mountain in my region and MAKE you survive for just one measly week...

I'd love to see you try the same in the South Bronx.

 

[bronzeage]

he's a nancy.

*snortle*

Leave Terry alone. He is going through a bad spell.

 

[TerribleChester]

i would love to take each and every fucking one of your sorry asses and give you nothing but a bottle of water, a little jerky, a knife, and a blanket and kick your sorry asses down a mountain in my region and MAKE you survive for just one measly week.
just to see how "protective". and "loving", and guiding" you really are.
because you sorry sack of shit mother fuckers, if you can't take care of yourself in MY environment, where i love, you ain't worth a sack of dog shit to care for a loving giving submissive. if you can't, you don't deserve the title of a dominant.
a dominant cares and protects his submissive.
if you can't handle the thought of that, you ain't worth a pile of shit.

Let me guess: You're a "real" Dom, right?

 

[bisexplicit]

I completely agree with the threadstarter.

Everyone should have to pass a "Dom 101" test, administered by ivan, himself, as the UltraDom. People cannot just choose a sexual role - they need to earn it!

 

[The Mutt]

Tarzan is the baddest mofo ever to walk the earth, He killed dinosuars with a rope. With a rope!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/tr/thumb/b/bb/Tarzan_and_His_Mate_2.jpg/250px-Tarzan_and_His_Mate_2.jpg

 

[rosco rathbone]

Sometimes, living in NYC as I do, I forget that out there in the heartland walk people with no sense of irony whatsoever.

OP, don't front. You didn't even know what "D/s" meant until you discovered the internet 3 years ago.

 

[Cheyenne]

i'm guessing this is about a girl who chose another man, and you're trying to feel superior to him because it helps. am i close?

Now that's the first thing I read in this thread that makes any sense.

That, and that the idiot is probably drunk off his ass.

 

[Cheyenne]

Never seen a guy with a penis protuding OUT from his rectum like the one in your avatar, so I'm kinda glad I stumbled upon this hawt hawt thread.

So it's not just me! That's what I see in the av, too.