to the so called dominants

[ivantheterrible]

i would love to take each and every fucking one of your sorry asses and give you nothing but a bottle of water, a little jerky, a knife, and a blanket and kick your sorry asses down a mountain in my region and MAKE you survive for just one measly week.
just to see how "protective". and "loving", and guiding" you really are.
because you sorry sack of shit mother fuckers, if you can't take care of yourself in MY environment, where i love, you ain't worth a sack of dog shit to care for a loving giving submissive. if you can't, you don't deserve the title of a dominant.
a dominant cares and protects his submissive.
if you can't handle the thought of that, you ain't worth a pile of shit.

 

[Queersetti]

i would love to take each and every fucking one of your sorry asses and give you nothing but a bottle of water, a little jerky, a knife, and a blanket and kick your sorry asses down a mountain in my region and MAKE you survive for just one measly week.
just to see how "protective". and "loving", and guiding" you really are.
because you sorry sack of shit mother fuckers, if you can't take care of yourself in MY environment, where i love, you ain't worth a sack of dog shit to care for a loving giving submissive. if you can't, you don't deserve the title of a dominant.
a dominant cares and protects his submissive.
if you can't handle the thought of that, you ain't worth a pile of shit.

Yeah, and they use those fucking capital letters, too!

 

[bronzeage]

That's pretty Dommy, alright.

We'll call this a difference of opinion.

I keep my subs in a more comfortable environment. It keeps them happier and cleaner. So far no complaints, but they aren't allowed to complain, anyway.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

i would love to take each and every fucking one of your sorry asses and give you nothing but a bottle of water, a little jerky, a knife, and a blanket and kick your sorry asses down a mountain in my region and MAKE you survive for just one measly week.
just to see how "protective". and "loving", and guiding" you really are.
because you sorry sack of shit mother fuckers, if you can't take care of yourself in MY environment, where i love, you ain't worth a sack of dog shit to care for a loving giving submissive. if you can't, you don't deserve the title of a dominant.
a dominant cares and protects his submissive.
if you can't handle the thought of that, you ain't worth a pile of shit.

Now make me a sandwich.

 

[ivantheterrible]

no problem. deer steak sandwich fresh killed or a sorry assed cow burger from wally's world?

comfortable? of course i would keep them comfortable "bronzeage", but they would know , when the chips are down, i can keep them feed, clothed, and sheltered. no matter how bad it gets. all because they are submissives, doesn't mean you let them down when things get bad. your stocks and bonds are only good for so long. you know why? my heart will always be in it for them. not my wallet.
i think you should get your old marshmallow ass in the corner and STFU.
between me and you? i bet when things get really bad your woman would ask me for help, not your sorry soft ass.

 

[Queersetti]

Hey, Dixon, I've got a business venture you might be interested in.

I'm setting up a website called "I Can Haz Buttless Chapz?" We'll post pictures of Doms and people can put funny captions on them.

 

[bronzeage]

no problem. deer steak sandwich fresh killed or a sorry assed cow burger from wally's world?

comfortable? of course i would keep them comfortable "bronzeage", but they would know , when the chips are down, i can keep them feed, clothed, and sheltered. no matter how bad it gets. all because they are submissives, doesn't mean you let them down when things get bad. your stocks and bonds are only good for so long. you know why? my heart will always be in it for them. not my wallet.
i think you should get your old marshmallow ass in the corner and STFU.
between me and you? i bet when things get really bad your woman would ask me for help, not your sorry soft ass.

Yes, I am sure playing Rambo in the woods is lots of fun.

I prefer the Mad Max scenario, where I forge hot rods and deadly weapons from the scattered debris of a extinct society.

You can always send your girls over to my fort for a hot shower.

 

[dolf]

i would love to take each and every fucking one of your sorry asses and give you nothing but a bottle of water, a little jerky, a knife, and a blanket and kick your sorry asses down a mountain in my region and MAKE you survive for just one measly week.
just to see how "protective". and "loving", and guiding" you really are.
because you sorry sack of shit mother fuckers, if you can't take care of yourself in MY environment, where i love, you ain't worth a sack of dog shit to care for a loving giving submissive. if you can't, you don't deserve the title of a dominant.
a dominant cares and protects his submissive.
if you can't handle the thought of that, you ain't worth a pile of shit.

wow. you're just like...so totally cool and manly.
my knickers fall off just thinking about that.

 

[ivantheterrible]

hey bronzeage, try me, pm me for directions to my house and i'll show you how full of shit you really are.

 

[dolf]

hey bronzeage, try me, pm me for directions to my house and i'll show you how full of shit you really are.

ahahahahaha!!!

how drunk are you right now? serious question.

 

[ivantheterrible]

and dolf, i'll hump your leg after i've fed you a nice deer steak.
i shall fear no evil in the valley of the shadow of death, for i am the biggest baddest motherfucker in the valley.

give me a rock, and i'll show you a spear head.

 

[bronzeage]

hey bronzeage, try me, pm me for directions to my house and i'll show you how full of shit you really are.

Try you? You ought to let Queersetti have first shot at that.

Its only fair.

 

[Queersetti]

hey bronzeage, try me, pm me for directions to my house and i'll show you how full of shit you really are.

You don't, by any chance, live in a pizzeria in upstate New York, do you?

 

[ivantheterrible]

look at my profile numbnuts.

 

[John Doe]

hey bronzeage, try me, pm me for directions to my house and i'll show you how full of shit you really are.

You need to see a doctor.

 

[dolf]

and dolf, i'll hump your leg after i've fed you a nice deer steak.
i shall fear no evil in the valley of the shadow of death, for i am the biggest baddest motherfucker in the valley.

give me a rock, and i'll show you a spear head.

sorry but tarzan is better than you.
he's a hunter, he's mr nature, he's frickin' tarzan.

...but strangely he doesn't imagine that these things make him a better partner in the 21st century.

i'm guessing this is about a girl who chose another man, and you're trying to feel superior to him because it helps. am i close?

 

[ivantheterrible]

and bronze age, you are just another used up old fuck. retire while you have a decent chance at looking even half way worth it.

 

[ivantheterrible]

dolf, right. i don't talk out my ass like the "boys" walking the streets you are used to.

 

[Queersetti]

Try you? You ought to let Queersetti have first shot at that.

Its only fair.

Let's run a check on him.


http://pdxsocialbutterfly.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/gaydar_white.gif


Whoa, off the chart.

 

[Queersetti]

look at my profile numbnuts.

I've still got a headache from the lst time I looked at it, but I don't recall any mention of whether or not you listed a pizza joint as your home address.

 

[dolf]

dolf, right. i don't talk out my ass like the "boys" walking the streets you are used to.

ahhh, so you're the only real man left on the planet huh?

seriously. tarzan is better.
he's even figured out killing enlish wildlife now. adaptation is good.

 

[Queersetti]

sorry but tarzan is better than you.
he's a hunter, he's mr nature, he's frickin' tarzan.

...but strangely he doesn't imagine that these things make him a better partner in the 21st century.

i'm guessing this is about a girl who chose another man, and you're trying to feel superior to him because it helps. am i close?

Tarzan died back in the 70s, hon. Cheeta is still around, though.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1426535/

 

[bronzeage]

look at my profile numbnuts.

OK, Terry, now you have dolf, Lit's most sought after sub, making fun of you.

Just a tip, Doms don't parade or advertise. Its undignified.

I have to get some sleep. Tomorrow I am going to forge two Cummins 12 cylinder engines together to make the worlds largest V-24 motor and put it in my armored Greyhound bus.

Its a full moon tonight, so happy hunting.

 

[Peregrinator]

This thread is fucking awesome.


Hey, douchenuts, call my agency when you start to die. We'll come pull your ass out of the mountains.

 

[Peregrinator]

Just a tip, Doms don't parade or advertise. Its undignified.

Only a poseur would start a thread like this.