Gentlemen: A woman's "Time of the Month"?

Gentlemen: A woman's "Time of the Month"?

  • Don't know what you're talking about (placing fingers in ears) I'm not listening LA-LA-LA-LA....

    Votes: 1 2.0%
  • Yuck. Gross and scary and I can't believe I'm even participating in this poll.

    Votes: 1 2.0%
  • Female biology. Shrug. Big whoop.

    Votes: 28 56.0%
  • I have great love and empathy for my partner when she has her monthy time. I want to rub her feet an

    Votes: 3 6.0%
  • I don't get why guys are so freaked out. I'm fascinated! Yeah, it's biology, but it's also tied up w

    Votes: 8 16.0%
  • Other. Do you really want to know?

    Votes: 9 18.0%

  • Total voters
    50
Many years ago I was the manager of 25 women working on computer data input.

They were all aged between 16 and 25. More of them than a normal distribution pattern had cycles in sync. The effect was pronounced enough to be obvious to them and to me, their manager.

Synchronised PMT gave me headaches as well...

Og
 
3113 said:
I love it when a plan comes together!

We've got "San Francisco" Norajane manning the hide-away! (Secret knock and password?)
We've got Tom "Wheels" Collins drivin' the car! Keep the motor runnin' Wheels!
I, "Lucky" 3113, am ready with the chloroform.
All we needs is a plan to lure The Earl out and a little muscle to subdue him ("Earl" is pronounced "oil" by the way. Gotta get the ganster accent right).

And we still gotta figure out a way to get him through customs.
Wheels...PMSL...love it!! :D

Da secret knock oughta be "Shave And A Haircut" an' da pass woid oughts be "Da Duke ah Oil's in da bag."

We don't need muscle to subdue him we just need one more person...you to be hiding in the shrubbery, ready to handle the cloroform and someone to knock and use her feminine whiles...and a pizza...to get him to come out onto the stoop. ;)

Customs is no problem...We put him in a gorilla crate, his mouth dick taped and in a gorilla suit and smuggle him that way...I know some people who can forge the nessisary documents. :devil:
 
cloudy said:
ahem....

okay, where are all those guys that have promised chocolate, backrubs and endless compliments.

I need them.

Well then get thee to Florida. I have both in ample supply.

Chocolate to soothe your soul while my hands soothe your body.

Cat
 
Some sympathy. No empathy (don't go through it, so I can't identify with it). Some annoyance too.
 
CharleyH said:
Period is the same thing as asking me if I want me to have sex or drinkyour cum. How do you feel about that? :) I can take your cum but you can't take my femininity?

I have to say - not the same. I'll drink from a lady, but I don't like blood.

<quite entertained by the in-depth kidnapping plan>

The Earl
 
*ahem*

Just tell me before I go down.

Period.

Exclamation point.

Q_C
I would not have stopped me if she didn’t. I had one say, ā€œI have waited until I was over it [her period] so we could do something.ā€
My first thought was ā€œdamn, now I’ll have to wait a month for it come again.ā€


Not part vampire,…? ;)
I am, but only when it comes to menstruation. I like clit blood, not neck blood.

As a woman...
Hmm I don't necessarily mind having sex during that time... actually truth be told if I have sex for the three days or so before it I have a MUCH easier time of it because my womb and the muscles that surround and control it are much looser and more relaxed, trust me I am a much happier and nicer woman if that happens...
It also helps with the cramps because cramps are the uterus shaking to rid itself of the lining. Orgasms do the same thing, but with less pain.

My husband doesn't have sex with me during that time of the month -why? Because it's more than a little messy.

WARNING! Icky explaination comes next:

I have VERY heavy periods since the birth of my daughter, and I mean heavy. He is not good with the sight of blood, and the sight of all that blood would give him a heart attackm poor bloke *L* And the meer thought of it turnds his tum.
My wife has the same problem and the same reaction as your husband. I think, ā€œIf only.ā€

Try being in a lesbian relationship where there are not one but two cycles to deal with.
That is very difficult since I am a man, but I would not mind being in a relationship with two lesbian/bi for that very reason.
 
With all the physical acceptance or revulsion aside and the 'kinks' allowed to be what they will, an old adage suffices:

"Tarry thee not near a female the week before, the week during, nor the week following, if thee wish to remain sane..."

Seven rational days out of 28 (the moon cycle) and you idiots want a woman for President?

sighs...


amicus...

Goodness. Old-ish thread dug-up warning! :eek:

Yeah, but there's a solid quintessential amicus post slamming women politicians.

;)
 
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