Gentlemen: A woman's "Time of the Month"?

[Tom Collins]

I'm not particularly keen on the idea of doing stuff at that time of the month, but then again, I've not had a partner who was remotely interested in anything at that time of the month. If my partner wanted sex, then I'd probably work out my issues.

I'm much more of the "bring chocolate biscuits, hot water bottles and hugs if she wants them" crowd really.

The Earl

Where did you say you live?

 

[TheEarl]

Simple answer to why this is so, Mr. Nibbles. Women have been trained by society, just as men have been, that menstration is unclean and shameful. I realize that some haven't been or some have managed to get past the early training but most can't. Don't hold it against them.

That's not so much my attitude. It's not a weird or scary process, I'm just not that keen on blood as bodily fluids go.

The Earl

 

[TheEarl]

Where did you say you live?

Sadly, too far away from all the girls on Lit.

The Earl

 

[Selena_Kitt]

I'm just not that keen on blood as bodily fluids go.

Not part vampire, Earl?

 

[Tom Collins]

That's not so much my attitude. It's not a weird or scary process, I'm just not that keen on blood as bodily fluids go.

The Earl

Another simple and obviously acceptable reason. *nodding*

Sadly, too far away from all the girls on Lit.

The Earl

*sigh* Just noticed your location...you are, unfortunatly most of the North American continent and The Pond away from where I am. *bummed* Which is really sad cuz it's so hard to find a chocolate buying, hot bottle bringing hottie. Guess it's a good thing I don't crave chocolate or have a need for hot water bottles, eh?

 

[Liar]

I'm much more of the "bring chocolate biscuits, hot water bottles and hugs if she wants them" crowd really.

Yeah, but I do that anyway. My lady's mood swings are not particulaty lunar related.

 

[Guest]

As a woman...
Hmm I don't necessarily mind having sex during that time... actually truth be told if I have sex for the three days or so before it I have a MUCH easier time of it because my womb and the muscles that surround and control it are much looser and more relaxed, trust me I am a much happier and nicer woman if that happens... I don't get PMS per say... I have migraines that are tied to my period and ovulation... sex relieves migraines

as for being gone down on during that time... I am not sure, I can't so no because I am adventurous... but I just don't know

 

[3113]

I'm much more of the "bring chocolate biscuits, hot water bottles and hugs if she wants them" crowd really.

Hmmm. And wrapped up in such a nice package.

I think that kidnapping idea we had is a go ladies. That's right a "go!"

So, which one of you said you had a nice basement...er, luxurious spare bedroom in which to keep The Earl in comfort? Not too warm or sunny, remember where he's coming from....

I'll make the flight arrangements.

 

[Norajane]

As a woman, I've had sex and have received oral while on my period often. Most men have been fine with PIV sex then, some are ok with oral on clit with a tampon, and my long-term relationship guys have been fine with oral without tampon. I prefer the shower when it's on one of the heavier days; otherwise, a towel does the trick in bed.

My SO is blessedly hang-up free when it comes to my period, so it's really up to me if we do and how. If things get messy, he gets a warm washcloth to clean us both up - which I find very intimate and tender.

I did see one guy for a while who freaked when my period came a day or two early while we were in the midst of it. One glimpse of blood on his penis, and Mr. Happy deflated for the night, even though he was wearing condom.

 

[Norajane]

Hmmm. And wrapped up in such a nice package.

I think that kidnapping idea we had is a go ladies. That's right a "go!"

So, which one of you said you had a nice basement...er, luxurious spare bedroom in which to keep The Earl in comfort? Not too warm or sunny, remember where he's coming from....

I'll make the flight arrangements.

Me, Me!

San Francisco weather isn't too anything, and rainy enough to make him feel at home at least a few months of the year. And we have fog.

 

[3113]

One glimpse of blood on his penis, and Mr. Happy deflated for the night, even though he was wearing condom.

Poor Mr. Happy! What a scary experience for the little guy.

 

[Norajane]

Poor Mr. Happy! What a scary experience for the little guy.

Well, Mr. Happy was 35 years old, so I can't imagine that he's never run into that before.

 

[3113]

Me, Me!

San Francisco weather isn't too anything, and rainy enough to make him feel at home at least a few months of the year. And we have fog.

(Rubbing hands together) Ah, excellent! Excellent! The plan is coming together. A little chloroform, a few of us to get him into the trunk (aka, boot), someone who can drive the get-away-car (on the other side there)...but what to use to lure him out?

 

[SeaCat]

LOLOLOLOL

Guys, if you can't deal with it, grow up.

Cat

 

[TheEarl]

(Rubbing hands together) Ah, excellent! Excellent! The plan is coming together. A little chloroform, a few of us to get him into the trunk (aka, boot), someone who can drive the get-away-car (on the other side there)...but what to use to lure him out?

You ladies waited until after I was finally taken to invent this, didn't you?

The Earl

 

[cloudy]

You ladies waited until after I was finally taken to invent this, didn't you?

The Earl

but....we've been planning it for months!

I'm very glad to see you happy, though.

 

[zeb1094]

Back when, big whoop! My wife hasn't had one since 1985 when she had everthing yanked out, her words not mine, do to sever abdominal pains. She had some surface tumors on her ovaries.

But when she was having a visit by her friend, again her words, I would go get her tampons and chocolate. Midol never worked for her.

 

[3113]

You ladies waited until after I was finally taken to invent this, didn't you?

Cloudy's right, we've been planning this for months. How were we to know you'd get snatched along the way? But not to worry...we've no intention of a little thing like a significant other stopping us.

Get-away car...check
Chloroform...check
Plane tickets...check
Big Luggage Trunk with Airholes...check...hmmmm. How do get him through customs?

How's the basement coming along, Norajane?

 

[Norajane]

Cloudy's right, we've been planning this for months. How were we to know you'd get snatched along the way? But not to worry...we've no intention of a little thing like a significant other stopping us.

Get-away car...check
Chloroform...check
Plane tickets...check
Big Luggage Trunk with Airholes...check...hmmmm. How do get him through customs?

How's the basement coming along, Norajane?

It's actually an attic loft and a bed with very useful headboard and footboard, should any cuffing be necessary...and lots of pillows...

 

[Quiet_Cool]

LOLOLOLOL

Guys, if you can't deal with it, grow up.

Cat

Elegantly said.

For me, general intercoarse is no real issue, so long as she's comfortable with it.

The oral, however...

Let's say that trained by society theory works in more than one way. I was in elementary school in the early eighties. AIDS education makes you see blood differently, eventhough, rationally, there're no higher risks.

Don't misunderstand that statement as having some sort of apology in it.

Q_C

 

[neonlyte]

I don't really see any problem here, certainly not from 'our' point of view. Though I can see how the whole thing can be disturbing of confronted 'head on' so as to speak, you have my sympathy Q_C, I can imagine it was quite a surprise.

When I was young and dating the issue never arose, dates simply stayed home, it was part of the pattern.

Later, with my then young wife, it was simply something we found ways to deal with, preparation - as someone said - is the key. We never stopped making love just because of her period, often she was keener to make love then, her particular physiology more than anything else. And as Rumpole says, there was a certain frisson in the days when we were thinking a baby might not be a bad idea. Panty inspections have many and varied roles to play

If you are in a stable relationship, you can taste the change, secretions are different, I found her flavour acquired a slight 'metalic' edge - maybe it is true about iron in the blood. And on the odd occassion when we have both discovered the onset of her period 'by accident' it bothered neither of us and we found 'vanilla' sex helped start the process and stimulate the flow.

Unfortunately those days are behind us now, no more surprise, though I still inspect her panties - out of habit... yes, only out of habit.

 

[English Lady]

My husband doesn't have sex with me during that time of the month -why? Because it's more than a little messy.

WARNING! Icky explaination comes next:

I have VERY heavy periods since the birth of my daughter, and I mean heavy. He is not good with the sight of blood, and the sight of all that blood would give him a heart attackm poor bloke *L* And the meer thought of it turnds his tum.

I don't mind, I am horny throughout my period, but my fingers don't mind getting dirty and that all clear day leads to some hot and very satisfying sex.

 

[amicus]

With all the physical acceptance or revulsion aside and the 'kinks' allowed to be what they will, an old adage suffices:

"Tarry thee not near a female the week before, the week during, nor the week following, if thee wish to remain sane..."

Seven rational days out of 28 (the moon cycle) and you idiots want a woman for President?

sighs...


amicus...

 

[Liar]

Welcome to the thread, oh Politicizer Of Everything.

 

[FallingToFly]

Welcome to the thread, oh Politicizer Of Everything.

????

Okay, I actually do understand about the Amicus being the Almighty Polictizer Deity...

But why is everyone so... erm.. okay, I need a more intelligent person's help here: the word that means dryly or ironicly amused way of speaking: when Amicus comes in to a thread? I actually... *prepares to be lynched* enjoy him/her/them.

Okay, end of threadjack, an apologies.