Gentlemen: A woman's "Time of the Month"?

[cloudy]

????

Okay, I actually do understand about the Amicus being the Almighty Polictizer Deity...

But why is everyone so... erm.. okay, I need a more intelligent person's help here: the word that means dryly or ironicly amused way of speaking: when Amicus comes in to a thread? I actually... *prepares to be lynched* enjoy him/her/them.

Okay, end of threadjack, an apologies.

Oh, I dunno....it could be that he usually finds a way to turn subjects like this into his old and tired "women are less than men" rants, ya think?

 

[impressive]

Seven rational days out of 28 (the moon cycle) and you idiots want a woman for President?

I hear ya. The men are doing SUCH a fantastic job of it. Why fuck with success?

 

[Tom Collins]

(Rubbing hands together) Ah, excellent! Excellent! The plan is coming together. A little chloroform, a few of us to get him into the trunk (aka, boot), someone who can drive the get-away-car (on the other side there)...but what to use to lure him out?

I'll happily drive the getaway car, darlin'. I assure you that I'm an excellent driver. I used to do it for a living. I doubt that everyone driving on the wrong side of the road would be a problem for me.

 

[Tom Collins]

Elegantly said.

For me, general intercoarse is no real issue, so long as she's comfortable with it.

The oral, however...

Let's say that trained by society theory works in more than one way. I was in elementary school in the early eighties. AIDS education makes you see blood differently, eventhough, rationally, there're no higher risks.

Don't misunderstand that statement as having some sort of apology in it.

Q_C

PMSL...why should you have to apologize? I absolutly wil not eat liver. I don't care who cooked or how it was prepared and make no apologies for it either.

 

[elsol]

*burp*

You don't have anything to apologize, Q_C... according to this thread, I'm the most unenlightened male here and still a child.

Let me say unequivocally... IT IS FUCKING DISGUSTING TO WASH BLOOD OFF MY ANKLES AFTER SEX!

I'm sure there are things that I do that other people consider disgusting... i.e. personally, I love liver. My little brother hated the fact that it was my ABSOLUTELY favorite food and whenever my mother wanted to be good to me by letting me pick what I would eat... I would inevitably say 'LIVER! LIVER! LIVER!'

Listen up ladies...

a) Emergency stash of chocolate filled to the brim... CHECK!
b) Natural reaction to destroy ego when verbally assaulted reined in... CHECK!
c) I'm latin so whatever on a few extra pounds... CHECK!
d) Backrubs and tummy rubs... my hands stand ready... CHECK!


But that's my limit on the whole period thing.

Okay... if I had to choose between mixing shit & sex or blood & sex... I'm going to have to go with blood & sex but only if I had to choose.

Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[oggbashan]

I voted other.

My partner and potential partners are long past the age when such things happen (about 3,000 years past).

When it was happening it was just a natural function of the woman I loved.

Og

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Try being in a lesbian relationship where there are not one but two cycles to deal with. Perhaps the one plus to that is understanding what the woman is going through and not finding it overly disgusting because your body does it too.

~lucky

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

It doesn't bother hubby much. He won't do oral without a tampon, but he will with it (on clit).

 

[cloudy]

ahem....

okay, where are all those guys that have promised chocolate, backrubs and endless compliments.

I need them.

 

[matriarch]

And if you love someone, nothing about them is very icky at all.

Perfect answer.

 

[matriarch]

LOLOLOLOL

Guys, if you can't deal with it, grow up.

Cat

 

[Tom Collins]

LOLOLOLOL

Guys, if you can't deal with it, grow up.

Cat

*quivering and attempting to fan away an impending case of "the vapors"*

 

[CharleyH]

How do you view it? How do you handle it? Do you even want to think about it?

Just curious.

Ladies...if you would help the poll along by asking any gentlemen in your life for their opinion? That is...if they're willing to talk about it

Period is the same thing as asking me if I want to have sex or drink cum. How do you feel about that?

 

[CharleyH]

How do you view it? How do you handle it? Do you even want to think about it?

Just curious.

Ladies...if you would help the poll along by asking any gentlemen in your life for their opinion? That is...if they're willing to talk about it

Period is the same thing as asking me if I want me to have sex or drinkyour cum. How do you feel about that? I can take your cum but you can't take my femininity?

 

[3113]

Try being in a lesbian relationship where there are not one but two cycles to deal with. Perhaps the one plus to that is understanding what the woman is going through and not finding it overly disgusting because your body does it too.

Don't women who are living together usually sync up?

 

[CharleyH]

Don't women who are living together usually sync up?

no LOL - unfortunately.

 

[3113]

Let me say unequivocally... IT IS FUCKING DISGUSTING TO WASH BLOOD OFF MY ANKLES AFTER SEX!

Dude, you'll get no argument from me. My hat's off to any gentlemen or ladies having sex sans tampons during that time of the month...I'm way too fastidious myself and I can't imagine asking a guy to get down and dirty that way. He'd have to really convince me he got off on it before I'd let him...er...bloody himself. And me come to that

 

[3113]

no LOL - unfortunately.

Well, darn it. I always heard that girls in the same village (or family) tend to sync. Should I be completely embarassed or is that generally true but not specifically?

Apologies in advance for my complete ignorance.

 

[entitled]

Well, darn it. I always heard that girls in the same village (or family) tend to sync. Should I be completely embarassed or is that generally true but not specifically?

Apologies in advance for my complete ignorance.

i've always had it happen that way. Not EXACTLY in sync, but everybody within a couple of days of each other. Of course, if somebody's on birth control or hormone therapy of some sort that can get messed up, and it takes some amount of time for it to happen.

 

[CharleyH]

Well, darn it. I always heard that girls in the same village (or family) tend to sync. Should I be completely embarassed or is that generally true but not specifically?

Apologies in advance for my complete ignorance.

Perhaps if we lived in a villiage - but I lived with my mother for 28 years and a lot of chicks in between and what a myth - do guys get a sperm on too? Like at the same time of the month? "D

 

[3113]

I'll happily drive the getaway car, darlin'. I assure you that I'm an excellent driver. I used to do it for a living. I doubt that everyone driving on the wrong side of the road would be a problem for me.

I love it when a plan comes together!

We've got "San Francisco" Norajane manning the hide-away! (Secret knock and password?)
We've got Tom "Wheels" Collins drivin' the car! Keep the motor runnin' Wheels!
I, "Lucky" 3113, am ready with the chloroform.
All we needs is a plan to lure The Earl out and a little muscle to subdue him ("Earl" is pronounced "oil" by the way. Gotta get the ganster accent right).

And we still gotta figure out a way to get him through customs.

 

[3113]

Perhaps if we lived in a villiage - but I lived with my mother for 28 years and a lot of chicks in between and what a myth

See, my mom had had a hysterectomy way before I ever got my period...and my only time with a female roommate was pretty short. So...shrug. Complete ignorance on the subject.

Maybe it depends on the girl? Entitled seems to have had the "sync" experience.

do guys get a sperm on too? Like at the same time of the month?

Hey, if you told me they did, I'd probably believe you...maybe they do. How would anyone know different?

 

[CharleyH]

See, my mom had had a hysterectomy way before I ever got my period...and my only time with a female roommate was pretty short. So...shrug. Complete ignorance on the subject.

So why do you keep posting as if you know anything on the topic?

DO NOT take offence, but hell cool convo if you do. ;D

 

[cfuhrer]

OK- here goes, lets see if I can do my mans opinion justice.

He really doesnt care, except that he likes eating me out, but not during that week. So, he tends to keep really good track of when I mense and when I dont... Sometimes I think he probably keeps better track of it than I do.
So in short, his opinion is big whoop as far as it affects PIV sex, but when it comes to oral, no way, fingers in ears lalalalala. LOL

And to be honest, I could (and at first did) get all offended and indignant about "it" being a part of who I am and being normal and nothing to worry about. But I had to ask myself, if I were not straight, would I go down on my female partner while she was cycling... no, probably not. In fact very very likely not. So how can I ask him to?

I had never thought of doing oral with a tampon but I flow so danged heavy that a tampon only barely stems the tide. Besides *looks over shoulders and continues in a whisper* I like oral but enough to throw a fit over him not doing it one week out of the month. I would much rather use that week to perfect MY oral technique

 

[cfuhrer]

i've always had it happen that way. Not EXACTLY in sync, but everybody within a couple of days of each other. Of course, if somebody's on birth control or hormone therapy of some sort that can get messed up, and it takes some amount of time for it to happen.

This is my experience too.
Though it can get funny when you havn't told mom that you are on BC and she starts complaining about not cycling yet and asks if you have had yours yet. Ummm, well, uhhhh, not for another week or so ma. No really, not yet.
LMAO

Upon further thought, the "synching" could be a result of being biologically related. My sister is in a sorority and she says they dont all cycle together. Though with that many girls (50 or so) my guess would be everyone could be on the same cycle and the sheer number of them cycling would make it look like a random thing (always someone cycling, it just takes 28 days to get through everyone). Sorry for the rambling.