Daydreaming: I Need a Serious Diversion; Do You?

[lesbiaphrodite]

Once upon a time, I was a woman who was always ready to take up an argument, to throw the necessary punches, to pin down the opponent, to raise the battle-cry. I am not that woman anymore (at least not for now, and maybe not ever again). I am still tough, still a warrior at heart. BUT, I find the current climate of constant debate, strife, anger, hatred to be so overwhelming that I almost cannot bear it any longer. Add to these facts the reality that my last and final attempt at forming a lasting love relationship ended in failure, and you have me in a nutshell (e.g. somewhere between faded and done for).

So, I am setting about creating a parallel life in my imagination filled with daydreams that allow me to escape the madness around me. Today, I am daydreaming of a beach on a deserted island in some faraway land unknown to others. On that beach are all the necessities for life--good rum, good tobacco, dry goods, fruits, vegetables, breads, ice, water, weed, and a woman who understands me and loves me and wants to do nothing but make love with me, eat the food, swim and frolic naked, and sleep until the whole world comes falling down.....

What's your parallel world like today?

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I want to be a famous serial killer.

 

[lesbiaphrodite]

I love you, JBJ. You made me smile hugely!

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I think it would be totally kewl to drag cops out of their cars and into the weeds...maybe pay Dexter a visit at work, or maybe the FBI guys who chase serial killers.

 

[gauchecritic]

kewl.

I really, really, really hope that word denies all the others in your post.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

C'mon Gauche

Americans would love a serial killer who preys exclusively on law enforcement. I mean, any self-respecting serial killer can find decent blinds, then wait for a cop to drive by. It combines the concealment of a random act with the reliability of a certain target. Cops would be so flummoxed they wouldnt dare stop people for bullshit harassment.

 

[epiphany65]

C'mon Gauche

Americans would love a serial killer who preys exclusively on law enforcement. I mean, any self-respecting serial killer can find decent blinds, then wait for a cop to drive by. It combines the concealment of a random act with the reliability of a certain target. Cops would be so flummoxed they wouldnt dare stop people for bullshit harassment.

I bet "The Onion Field" is like porn to you.

 

[Safe_Bet]

[...]Today, I am daydreaming of a beach on a deserted island in some faraway land unknown to others. On that beach are all the necessities for life--good rum, good tobacco, dry goods, fruits, vegetables, breads, ice, water, weed, and a woman who understands me and loves me and wants to do nothing but make love with me, eat the food, swim and frolic naked, and sleep until the whole world comes falling down.....

What's your parallel world like today?

Pretty close to yours, but mine is real. I have a wonderful life with my soul mate and our children, we can walk to the beach and we have just about everything you mentioned and much, much more.

But what is amazing, at least to me, is that this life snuck up on me. It tapped me on the shoulder one day and surprised the hell out of me. Suddenly I'm in love with a beautiful woman and, together, we have everything we ever wanted. I never expected that my life would be anything like what it is now. Did I work to make it happen - not really. Did I do something to deserve the happiness that I feel - nope. It just appeared one day out of the blue - unexpected and surprising. Now I spend my days working to keep and deserve what I have been given.

I've got a feeling though, that if you let it, life will sneak up on you too. Don't be too surprised when you feel a tap on YOUR shoulder and turn around to find your somebody smiling at you. It does happen, hun. You just have to let it.

 

[only_more_so]

So, I am setting about creating a parallel life in my imagination filled with daydreams that allow me to escape the madness around me. Today, I am daydreaming of a beach on a deserted island in some faraway land unknown to others. On that beach are all the necessities for life--good rum, good tobacco, dry goods, fruits, vegetables, breads, ice, water, weed, and a woman who understands me and loves me and wants to do nothing but make love with me, eat the food, swim and frolic naked, and sleep until the whole world comes falling down.....

What's your parallel world like today?

A cabin in the woods (new-fangled log cabin, but with a large stone fireplace). It would be on the side of a hill, with a view of a private lake. High enough up to get a good breeze, and plenty of snow in the winter.

For food there would be a large meat cooler, filled with aged steaks and smoke cured bacon. There'd also be eggs and biscuits to go with the bacon, and potatoes and corn on the cob for the steak. A large wine cellar, and an extensive whiskey collection (mostly bourbons).

And a movie theater style popcorn popper right inside my entertainment center that has barcolounger stadium seating, a digitial projector and surround sound. But it would also have a couch type of thing for the cuddling sort of movie.

But, can we share the woman? She seems like my kind of girl. Or maybe she has a twin sister? Although then I'd want both. Actually, to tell the truth, I've often thought I would be happiest with two women. So if this is a daydream, I'd have that. And no, it wouldn't be three women, or a whole harem (actually, maybe a whole harem, but not three, and the harem is a totally different daydream).