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[Miss_Fiona]

I'm new here and I believe that my experience as a lifestyle dominatrix could be of some help to you fledgling mistresses.

My advice is for those of the dominate persuasion only! I won't waste my time with greedy little subs.

No question is stupid, just ask away.

 

[Primalex]

Question #1

Who the fuck are you?

 

[Netzach]

Question 2

Are you an Alt? Do we get 18 more questions at this point?

 

[JMohegan]

Netzach! That was two!


Question 4 -

What's the difference between an adjective and a verb?

 

[midwestyankee]

Question 5

What's a subordinate clause?

 

[Netzach]

Netzach! That was two!

I know. The left wing media is relentless like that.

 

[JMohegan]

I know. The left wing media is relentless like that.

Oh my. Now I'm gonna add you grilling Caribou Barbie to that fantasy thread.

 

[midwestyankee]

Oh my. Now I'm gonna add you grilling Caribou Barbie to that fantasy thread.

Grilling? I thought the mantra was Drill, baby, drill!

 

[JMohegan]

Grilling? I thought the mantra was Drill, baby, drill!

That's quite a double entendre.

 

[mjones908]

what is the windspeed of an unlaiden swallow?

 

[midwestyankee]

That's quite a double entendre.

Damn! I was going for a triple double.

 

[aj8]

Ma'am

Do submissive have a say so within the lifestyle?

 

[subbie_333]

Oh, you big meanies, leave the nice lady alone.

My advice is for those of the dominate persuasion only! I won't waste my time with greedy little subs.

Wow, um, so, how do i make this thread disappear so that i can't read any of this advice? Lord knows that my greediness is well known.

No question is stupid

Now see, i am in a quandary. i believe that some questions are stupid, but, does this statement fit under the category of "advice", in which case it is not intended for me anyways? i'm so confused

 

[Miss_Fiona]

Alright, I see I left myself open to the hijacking so I might as well be a sport about it and answer the questions in order:

#1 I am a lifestyle dom from southern London

#2 No

#3 No

#4 An adjective modifies a noun or pronoun and a verb signifies action

#5 A subordinate clause is essentially an incomplete thought, much like the one that possessed me to create this thread

#6 African or European?

#7 Of course, but then I don't often listen

#8,9 Just unplug your computer.

 

[Tuomas]

I'm new here and I believe that my experience as a lifestyle dominatrix could be of some help to you fledgling mistresses.

My advice is for those of the dominate persuasion only! I won't waste my time with greedy little subs.

No question is stupid, just ask away.

Wow, an ego bigger than mine! Now, I am impressed

Bëeth I not a Menad, nor of daedal querry, prithee, I might wrought of thee a pasquinade, as of quondam scribes here?

 

[Daddyslilpet]

I'm new here and I believe that my experience as a lifestyle dominatrix could be of some help to you fledgling mistresses.

My advice is for those of the dominate persuasion only! I won't waste my time with greedy little subs.

No question is stupid, just ask away.

My question to you is if you are a lifestyle dominatrix as you claim, why do you feel the need to snub subs? With all due respect, your generalization that all subs are greedy is like a sub saying all Dom/mes are assholes. How would you like to be called that Miss_Fiona? Just curious.

 

[Miss_Fiona]

I honestly don't care, Daddyslilpet. I have my beliefs and you have yours. My view of subs are that of a slave; they exist for my pleasure and little else. Many would not agree with my methods, but then, I don't have to deal with them If I so choose.

I mean no disrespect, but I offer my services to those that will receive it, bugger off!

 

[CutieMouse]

Alright, I see I left myself open to the hijacking so I might as well be a sport about it and answer the questions in order:

#1 I am a lifestyle dom from southern London

#2 No

#3 No

#4 An adjective modifies a noun or pronoun and a verb signifies action

#5 A subordinate clause is essentially an incomplete thought, much like the one that possessed me to create this thread

#6 African or European?

#7 Of course, but then I don't often listen

#8,9 Just unplug your computer.

*chuckle*

As you may have noticed, we kinda run on an "all equal footing" wavelength... welcome to the forum

 

[subbie_333]

#8,9 Just unplug your computer.

but, but, but, if i do that, i can't surf for porn

 

[catalina_francisco]

Oh my, 28, knows no-one here, and can help all of us to find all the answers?!! What makes these people think we are sitting here waiting for a stranger to wander in and save us? What makes anyone think they have all the answers at 28, 48, even 68? Clear indication to me they have a long way to go in terms of any type experience.

Catalina

 

[subbie_333]

Oh my, 28, knows no-one here, and can help all of us to find all the answers?!! What makes these people think we are sitting here waiting for a stranger to wander in and save us?

damn. maybe i should just go ahead and unplug my computer.

 

[BiBunny]

Holy shit. It's another alt of....

*Ahem* I mean, it's that Princess Goddess thing in slightly less obnoxious terms.

 

[Netzach]

Holy shit. It's another alt of....

*Ahem* I mean, it's that Princess Goddess thing in slightly less obnoxious terms.

Jury's out.

 

[Netzach]

I honestly don't care, Daddyslilpet. I have my beliefs and you have yours. My view of subs are that of a slave; they exist for my pleasure and little else. Many would not agree with my methods, but then, I don't have to deal with them If I so choose.

I mean no disrespect, but I offer my services to those that will receive it, bugger off!

Nah, it's in again.

We're on repeat, everyone.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Netzach! That was two!


Question 4 -

What's the difference between an adjective and a verb?

Wait, isn't it a noun and a verb?

I can never remember what it's called when you use an adjective for a noun. I was playing dungeons and dragons during the parts of speech unit in 8grade.