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No no no! I actually do know who DC is, but he's not the alt of anyone from HERE.Oh damn. I miss all the inside goss. Who's DC's alt then? Please tell me it's not PG.
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Etoile
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I'd like to see you prove THAT negative.
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If I pretend I know who the Chef is...
I have nothing to prove... you are the one spouting off that you know who I am...
Well do tell, who the fuck am I?
I have nothing to prove... you are the one spouting off that you know who I am...
Well do tell, who the fuck am I?
how many slaves
I was just curious about how many slave you have and how many you think a Domme should have.
My boyfriend wrote a story about a plantation in the south where there were 1500 slaves, not all black. and of course half were women and the other half were men. And though he was white the house slaves turned him into a slave, kept him naked etc.
And the Mistress of the Plantation had her pick of at least 750 men, and the same with the women, as she was bi.
it was a long story but pretty good. Some of the slaves were used to give release to the other slaves as all the male slaves were put into chastity devices.
there was no unsupervised masturbation going on down there. it was set before the civil war.
I was just curious about how many slave you have and how many you think a Domme should have.
My boyfriend wrote a story about a plantation in the south where there were 1500 slaves, not all black. and of course half were women and the other half were men. And though he was white the house slaves turned him into a slave, kept him naked etc.
And the Mistress of the Plantation had her pick of at least 750 men, and the same with the women, as she was bi.
it was a long story but pretty good. Some of the slaves were used to give release to the other slaves as all the male slaves were put into chastity devices.
there was no unsupervised masturbation going on down there. it was set before the civil war.
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Well the thing is, NOBODY in the UK says "southern London"**. Ever. Not even people from elsewhere in the UK. It's "South London".
"Bugger off" is British English for Americans 101.
But I see I'm a bit late to the party.
[Edited to add: ** I forgot to say that the OP said she was from "southern London" in post #14]
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Nope
It was a panda. Eats, shoots, and leaves.
An instructional book for UK writers.
It was a panda. Eats, shoots, and leaves.
An instructional book for UK writers.
Cattypuss
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And yet the punchline to the joke would still work if written as "Eats, shoots and leaves". And I think the title of the book only had that one comma in it - modern British writing tends to avoid punctuation that doesn't clarify meaning.
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Don't forget the Scots, please...
After all, the King James Bible was commissioned by the General Assembly of the Church of Scotland in Burntisland Kirk. When James was still Jamie Sixth of Scotland. Some years before the poor English had to invite him to take their throne too.
After all, the King James Bible was commissioned by the General Assembly of the Church of Scotland in Burntisland Kirk. When James was still Jamie Sixth of Scotland. Some years before the poor English had to invite him to take their throne too.
You may find that some of the English on here, take exception to that comment! lol
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Um...
And Scotland, Ireland, Wales, South Africa, Canada, New Zealand, much of India... the list gets quite long. And the non-US English speakers ournumber the US ones by quite a margin...
And Scotland, Ireland, Wales, South Africa, Canada, New Zealand, much of India... the list gets quite long. And the non-US English speakers ournumber the US ones by quite a margin...
Add Australia to the mix ... 3 country separated by a common language
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I stand corrected, mibbe
For some reason (old age affecting my previously meticulous ordering of books by category and alphabetically by author), I can't find my copy right now...
I do try to be meticulous with the correct use of punctuation in my stories.
For some reason (old age affecting my previously meticulous ordering of books by category and alphabetically by author), I can't find my copy right now...
I do try to be meticulous with the correct use of punctuation in my stories.
Scotsman69
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Aye.
Ah ken. Just found the thread, sorry, though I've been posting stories on Lit for nearly four years now.
Just couldn't resist the entertainment. Well, entertainment for me anyway...
Ah ken. Just found the thread, sorry, though I've been posting stories on Lit for nearly four years now.
Just couldn't resist the entertainment. Well, entertainment for me anyway...
Scotsman69
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Aye.
Ah ken. Just found the thread, sorry, though I've been posting stories on Lit for nearly four years now.
Just couldn't resist the entertainment. Well, entertainment for me anyway... blame pussycat, my southern neighbour.
Ah ken. Just found the thread, sorry, though I've been posting stories on Lit for nearly four years now.
Just couldn't resist the entertainment. Well, entertainment for me anyway... blame pussycat, my southern neighbour.
Scotsman69
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Just found it
and we're both wrong. The title of the book is 'Eats shoots & leaves'. Lynn Truss.
Sorry, can't help being a pedant. Comes with age, and too many Creative Writing classes.
and we're both wrong. The title of the book is 'Eats shoots & leaves'. Lynn Truss.
Sorry, can't help being a pedant. Comes with age, and too many Creative Writing classes.
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I resemble that sentiment.
Miss Kelli
I am just curious as to how many slaves you think a Domme can handle. I've heard that there are at least 10 subs for every Domme. Do you think that is true? I only have one slave for the moment, but I am thinking I deserve more. What do you think?
I am just curious as to how many slaves you think a Domme can handle. I've heard that there are at least 10 subs for every Domme. Do you think that is true? I only have one slave for the moment, but I am thinking I deserve more. What do you think?
satindesire
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I can't believe I missed this smorgasborg of entertainment.
Also, I heard there were dorks in here. Am I late for the party? I heard there were tofu brains being served.
Also, I heard there were dorks in here. Am I late for the party? I heard there were tofu brains being served.
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Bah 10 is nothing. I suggest Domming at least 30 if not more. If you have any sense of organization you can pack them neatly in little cages by 4 or 5 in middle sized cellar.
I think you deserve more than one slave too. Go for it.
