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I'm fat, i'm panicking and the forecast is heavy rain.
Why am I doing this, why?
And why the hell did I pick 4 skinny bridesmaids to show me up?
<hyperventilates>
 
*HUGS* You'll be fine.

And no one will notice the bridesmaids. You'll be too busy glowing for anyone else to care. ;)
 
I'm fat, i'm panicking and the forecast is heavy rain.
Why am I doing this, why?
And why the hell did I pick 4 skinny bridesmaids to show me up?
<hyperventilates>
The week before my wedding we had storms. The worst storms we'd had in years. Storm, storm, storm.

On the day of the wedding, it was clear and sunny. You never quite know. But I assume the wedding is indoors, yes? That's all that matters.

And don't worry about the bridesmaids "showing you up"--you're going to be the one in the wedding dress that everyone will turn to see, and rise to admire.

Stop hyperventilating. You've only three things to do when the day arrives:

1) Show up and let them dress and fuss over you; trust me, even though you're feeling that you alone are going to have to do everything, when it all comes together, when the florist arrives, the cake person, the caterers, your parents, those faithful bridesmaids, you will not have to lift a finger. Like clockwork it will all come together. Everyone will do their job, everyone will help, and you can sit back and watch amazed as this wedding comes into being.
2) EAT SOMETHING (so you don't faint)
3) Say "I do."

In all other ways, it's just a big party. :kiss:
 
Things will go wrong, emotions will be high and people will be...not quite themselves. Just take a deep breathe and laugh about it all now, just like you will in five years. :rose:
 
I'm fat, i'm panicking and the forecast is heavy rain.
Why am I doing this, why?
And why the hell did I pick 4 skinny bridesmaids to show me up?
<hyperventilates>

You're pretty much at the point of having done all you can do to prepare. Congratulations on all your hard work!

Take a deep breath, relax, and allow all your terrific planning to just happen.

And fuck the bridesmaids, anyway. They are merely decoration.

You're the main event.

:rose:
 
You're pretty much at the point of having done all you can do to prepare. Congratulations on all your hard work!

Take a deep breath, relax, and allow all your terrific planning to just happen.

And fuck the bridesmaids, anyway. They are merely decoration.

You're the main event.

:rose:

Or, in your fiance's eyes, the main course!
 
The week before my wedding we had storms. The worst storms we'd had in years. Storm, storm, storm.

On the day of the wedding, it was clear and sunny. You never quite know. But I assume the wedding is indoors, yes? That's all that matters.

And don't worry about the bridesmaids "showing you up"--you're going to be the one in the wedding dress that everyone will turn to see, and rise to admire.

Stop hyperventilating. You've only three things to do when the day arrives:

1) Show up and let them dress and fuss over you; trust me, even though you're feeling that you alone are going to have to do everything, when it all comes together, when the florist arrives, the cake person, the caterers, your parents, those faithful bridesmaids, you will not have to lift a finger. Like clockwork it will all come together. Everyone will do their job, everyone will help, and you can sit back and watch amazed as this wedding comes into being.
2) EAT SOMETHING (so you don't faint)
3) Say "I do."

In all other ways, it's just a big party. :kiss:


Love you 3113. You have continually given me advice that I have tried out and found to be unfailingly good. I wish you, and all of the AH could be with me on Saturday.
Tomorrow I have to ice the top and bottom layers of cake and buy leg wax: one day at a time I think...
x
V
 
You're pretty much at the point of having done all you can do to prepare. Congratulations on all your hard work!

Take a deep breath, relax, and allow all your terrific planning to just happen.

And fuck the bridesmaids, anyway. They are merely decoration.

You're the main event.

:rose:

Don't YOU fuck the bridesmaids. That's for the groomsmen to do.

And you're probably not too fat. If your father has to walk in front of you when he walks you down the aisle, you might be too fat. Otherwise, you're not.

As 3113 says: Just relax and enjoy your day. You will be the center of attention, regardless of anything.
 
Relax. Have fun. And remember anything unforeseen that happens will make a great story to tell your children.

(One of our guests climbed on another guest's shoulders to fetch my bouquet from the roof of the pavilion. My usherettes had a little shoving match over said bouquet and ended up sprawled in the tub of ice and cold drinks. --- Oh, and did I tell you about the circus tent and the dog? :cattail:)
 
It will be your day and you'll be fine. Beautiful...and he will only have eyes for you :rose:
 
You'll be too busy glowing for anyone else to care. ;)

Listen to the man. This is flat truth. :D

There is a light, a radiance, that under normal circumstances can only be bestowed on a woman by one thing: the beholding eye of the person who loves them. S/He, for the most part, is the only living human who ever sees that glow on that particular woman.

The sole exception is on her wedding day. That day, even the blind can see it.

(And besides, if anyone is scoping out the bridesmaids while you're up there with your beloved, then the problem isn't you, it's them: this person's got to get his priorities in order! :rolleyes:)
 
*Hugs* you've had a load of great advice, I know you'll look gorgeous and the day will be fantastic.

As you said yourself, take one day at a time :)
 
Can't do anything about the weather, but I've seen enough evidence to know that you're absolutely beautiful, so you have nothing to worry about on that front :kiss:
 
I'm fat, i'm panicking and the forecast is heavy rain.
Why am I doing this, why?
And why the hell did I pick 4 skinny bridesmaids to show me up?
<hyperventilates>

Worry not... you will dazzle them all. Have a great day and a great life together.
 
greatest biggest sexiest hugs I can offer you darling. You'll be fine, more than fine.

And you ever say you are fat again and I'll get a certain Someone to kick your arse ;)
 
I'm fat, i'm panicking and the forecast is heavy rain.
Why am I doing this, why?
And why the hell did I pick 4 skinny bridesmaids to show me up?
<hyperventilates>
ROFLOL, no worries hon. While I'm sure you're beautiful all on your own, I do know that women put their bridesmaids in the tackiest dresses for a reason. I was a bridesmaid once: teal blue? COME ON! :) Again - BREATHE!!! All will be well, not perfect, but awesome all the same. BREATHE! :kiss:
 
shimmy shimmy... relax!

just imagine yourself as this sex goddess with the skimpiest outfit and walk down the aisle with that confidence.

Men will have eyes for no other.

it is your show.

Maharat
 
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