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The week before my wedding we had storms. The worst storms we'd had in years. Storm, storm, storm.I'm fat, i'm panicking and the forecast is heavy rain.
Why am I doing this, why?
And why the hell did I pick 4 skinny bridesmaids to show me up?
<hyperventilates>
I'm fat, i'm panicking and the forecast is heavy rain.
Why am I doing this, why?
And why the hell did I pick 4 skinny bridesmaids to show me up?
<hyperventilates>
You're pretty much at the point of having done all you can do to prepare. Congratulations on all your hard work!
Take a deep breath, relax, and allow all your terrific planning to just happen.
And fuck the bridesmaids, anyway. They are merely decoration.
You're the main event.
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The week before my wedding we had storms. The worst storms we'd had in years. Storm, storm, storm.
On the day of the wedding, it was clear and sunny. You never quite know. But I assume the wedding is indoors, yes? That's all that matters.
And don't worry about the bridesmaids "showing you up"--you're going to be the one in the wedding dress that everyone will turn to see, and rise to admire.
Stop hyperventilating. You've only three things to do when the day arrives:
1) Show up and let them dress and fuss over you; trust me, even though you're feeling that you alone are going to have to do everything, when it all comes together, when the florist arrives, the cake person, the caterers, your parents, those faithful bridesmaids, you will not have to lift a finger. Like clockwork it will all come together. Everyone will do their job, everyone will help, and you can sit back and watch amazed as this wedding comes into being.
2) EAT SOMETHING (so you don't faint)
3) Say "I do."
In all other ways, it's just a big party.![]()
Or, in your fiance's eyes, the main course!
Hah!
You should hear what I've bought for the honeymoon...
It better not cover much!
T'ain't for wearing, it's for using
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We'll be with you in spirit, that's for sure.I wish you, and all of the AH could be with me on Saturday.
We'll be with you in spirit, that's for sure.
You're pretty much at the point of having done all you can do to prepare. Congratulations on all your hard work!
Take a deep breath, relax, and allow all your terrific planning to just happen.
And fuck the bridesmaids, anyway. They are merely decoration.
You're the main event.
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You'll be too busy glowing for anyone else to care.![]()
I'm fat, i'm panicking and the forecast is heavy rain.
Why am I doing this, why?
And why the hell did I pick 4 skinny bridesmaids to show me up?
<hyperventilates>
ROFLOL, no worries hon. While I'm sure you're beautiful all on your own, I do know that women put their bridesmaids in the tackiest dresses for a reason. I was a bridesmaid once: teal blue? COME ON!I'm fat, i'm panicking and the forecast is heavy rain.
Why am I doing this, why?
And why the hell did I pick 4 skinny bridesmaids to show me up?
<hyperventilates>