BDSM Olympics

[subbie_333]

OK folks, the 2008 Summer Olympics are starting this Friday in China. Some of you are not interested, some will be watching a lot.

But, let's see what kind of BDSM us pervs can put in the Olympics. You can propose a new event or make a change to an existing event. Or, maybe you can tell us your favorite Olympic athlete that you will be drooling over and what you would like to do to them or have them do to you.

Some ideas off the top of my head:

- the gold medal winners of table tennis get to paddle the silver and bronze medal winners

- rhythm gymnastics replaces that stupid long ribbon with a bullwhip

- the equestrian participants have to wear corsets

- the pommel horse is shaped like a dildo and/or has a dildo mounted on it for "spinning" and "rotating"

- although i prefer women's indoor volleyball to beach volleyball, Misty May can do *anything* she wants to me

 

[jockdom]

Theres always the breast stroke

 

[BiaTcHiNFiRe]

I am not watching the Summer Olympics. Could do with the breast stroke tho! lol

 

[rinka]

100 meter crawling

Masochistic diving - classic style bellyflop

 

[kinkyknickers]

POLE VAULT, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more, say no more.

 

[girlofurdreams]

wrestling... any way you look at it really

 

[jockdom]

Weight lifting the lift and jerk sounds sore!

 

[girlofurdreams]

the rings

 

[subbie_333]

Yet another reason for me to not watch the gymnastics:

http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/beijing/gymnastics/news?slug=ap-gym-notsoperfect&prov=ap&type=lgns

Does this mean that Bo Derek wasn't perfect?

 

[subbie_333]

OK ladies, what about Michael Phelps? With that wing span and big feet, would you want him in your pool?

 

[fishercat]

OK ladies, what about Michael Phelps? With that wing span and big feet, would you want him in your pool?

Uh, no. I prefer someone with a bit more substance. And age. Now, the U.S. men's water polo, or various crewing guys, those will do. Those will do quite well.

Yummy.

 

[subbie_333]

Uh, no. I prefer someone with a bit more substance. And age. Now, the U.S. men's water polo, or various crewing guys, those will do. Those will do quite well.

Yummy.

So, being a cat, you are finicky about the type of wet men you like

 

[fishercat]

So, being a cat, you are finicky about the type of wet men you like

Of course. I prefer them a bit damp, with hair if possible (all those shaved chests, so sad). It helps if they are intelligent too, as a true cat and mouse game requires some cleverness on the part of the prey.

 

[YourCaptor]

Just everybody nude, that would make some good television.

By the way I thought it was pure genius that the Austrian gold medalists win a date with Miss Austria. I think we would see a lot better performance if instead of gold you win pussy, or dick, whichever you prefer.

 

[YourCaptor]

Just watched some, and really, the hottest people their are those cuties holding up the signs with country names on them. The way they march, arms stretched out, smiling all sunny, I love those girls.

The women holding the medals during the medal presentation ceremony's are pretty hot too.

 

[subbie_333]

So, i'm watch Olympic womens tennis, and, they are grunting/yelling/screaming as they hit the ball (an annoying thing to me). Anybody ever see/hear a Domme make noises like that during a scene while She is whacking somebody?

 

[FFOTS4Life]

OK ladies, what about Michael Phelps? With that wing span and big feet, would you want him in your pool?

GOD! I love Michael Phelps...I have been to different competitions just to see him in person....whew....he is HOT!

I love his big stick out ears....is that weird?! That is kind of my odd fetish...I love men with big ears....

 

[subbie_333]

GOD! I love Michael Phelps...I have been to different competitions just to see him in person....whew....he is HOT!

I love his big stick out ears....is that weird?! That is kind of my odd fetish...I love men with big ears....

um, easier to grab hold of when they are doing something with their mouth?!??!?!

 

[YourCaptor]

How about those synchronized divers, something about it makes me think subies.

 

[subbie_333]

OK, i was tired of Bela Karolyi after about 2 minutes. Anybody else?

Any of the other broadcast commentators you like or dislike? Wanna top or bottom to any of them? Any of them seem kinky to you?

 

[subbie_333]

So, they are finally getting to the Track and Field, one of my favorites. And, i am watching the women's pole vault. Perhaps for the first time it occurred to me that the pole is a phallic symbol. Yeah, i know it's obvious, but, i guess i just don't think that way for some reason. *shrug*

So, what are the psychological implications of women competing in the pole vault?

 

[YourCaptor]

So, they are finally getting to the Track and Field, one of my favorites. And, i am watching the women's pole vault. Perhaps for the first time it occurred to me that the pole is a phallic symbol. Yeah, i know it's obvious, but, i guess i just don't think that way for some reason. *shrug*

So, what are the psychological implications of women competing in the pole vault?

Umm... a fascination with way over sized dicks.

Trying to top or overcome the male.

Secretly wanting to be skewered.

etc, etc...

 

[FFOTS4Life]

um, easier to grab hold of when they are doing something with their mouth?!??!?!

Haha maybe...I dunno though...I have loved that in a guy long before I thought about what a man might be able to do with his mouth...

 

[Homburg]

Looks like the real olympics is already pretty solidly into Mindfucks.

Fireworks faked for TV. I especially liked the part where the people in the stadium were watching the fireworks on the monitor and were confused.

Little girl lip synced and didn't know it

Also into roleplay:

56 children of different nationalities were all actually Han chinese. We don't want any messy displays of individuality, now do we?

And showing a very Domly attitude here:

IOC asks Chinese officials to have security stop scowling and scaring people and the Chinese officials laughed.

And permanent marking

One of China's greatest classical dancers falls in rehearsal and becomes paralyzed; China promptly suppresses story.

I was going to include an line about fireplay as the opening ceremony fireworks spawned a fire in Beijing, but those articles have been crushed since I read them.

So we've already got some BDSM in the actual olympics. You just have to look to find it.


And while I am pointing out some ugliness marring these games, in all fairness, the only major complaint about the dancer was how the story was heavily supressed. Aside from that, I just feel sympathy for that poor woman.

 

[FFOTS4Life]

Looks like the real olympics is already pretty solidly into Mindfucks.

Fireworks faked for TV. I especially liked the part where the people in the stadium were watching the fireworks on the monitor and were confused.

Little girl lip synced and didn't know it

Also into roleplay:

56 children of different nationalities were all actually Han chinese. We don't want any messy displays of individuality, now do we?

And showing a very Domly attitude here:

IOC asks Chinese officials to have security stop scowling and scaring people and the Chinese officials laughed.

And permanent marking

One of China's greatest classical dancers falls in rehearsal and becomes paralyzed; China promptly suppresses story.

I was going to include an line about fireplay as the opening ceremony fireworks spawned a fire in Beijing, but those articles have been crushed since I read them.

So we've already got some BDSM in the actual olympics. You just have to look to find it.


And while I am pointing out some ugliness marring these games, in all fairness, the only major complaint about the dancer was how the story was heavily supressed. Aside from that, I just feel sympathy for that poor woman.

No kidding....and here I thought I was the only one offended that China, the beacon for human rights, was given the Olympics...

Thanks for the links to the articles I am going to use them in my Sociology class.