Tips To Improve Your Love Life

[RicoLouis]

1. The next time you go down on your girl close your mouth over her pussy and blow a raspberry. Nothing says I love you like a good raspberry.

2. If your lover isn’t very active in bed. Wait till you get inside them then place your hands on there waist and begin to tickle them. They will be more active then you have ever seen them.

3. Nothing beats an occasional pat or pinch on the butt, besides maybe the occasional thong wedgie.

 

[jomar]

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[Stella_Omega]

The next time you go down on your girl close your mouth over her pussy and suck, gently and steadily. Don't let up, even when she tries to hit you.

 

[Guest]

The next time you go down on your girl close your mouth over her pussy and suck, gently and steadily. Don't let up, even when she tries to hit you.

Why would she want to do that?

 

[Stella_Omega]

Why would she want to do that?

I've never asked-- my mouth being kinda full at the time...

 

[impressive]

The next time you go down on your girl close your mouth over her pussy and suck, gently and steadily. Don't let up, even when she tries to hit you.

Well, I'm with you on the steadily part, but... fuck the "gently" stuff. SUCK!

ETA: I think the raspberry thing would feel kinda good, actually.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Well, I'm with you on the steadily part, but... fuck the "gently" stuff. SUCK!

ETA: I think the raspberry thing would feel kinda good, actually.

I've tried the sucking. I didn't get hit, I got kneed. I guess that's not her thing.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Well, I'm with you on the steadily part, but... fuck the "gently" stuff. SUCK!

Hmm, maybe that's why she tried to hit me!

She apologised though-- later, after she got her voice back.

Let's all try the rasberry thing, and report back, okay?

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Hmm, maybe that's why she tried to hit me!

She apologised though-- later, after she got her voice back.

Let's all try the rasberry thing, and report back, okay?

Wilco.

 

[impressive]

Wilco.

Research!!!

 

[RicoLouis]

4. When a girl is sucking and licking your balls be sure to encourage her by giving her a nice pat on the forehead with your dick. Try to avoid the eyes.

 

[AvoidingRealWork]

4. When a girl is sucking and licking your balls be sure to encourage her by giving her a nice pat on the forehead with your dick. Try to avoid the eyes.

I've known a lot of women who'd like that.

 

[SweetWitch]

4. When a girl is sucking and licking your balls be sure to encourage her by giving her a nice pat on the forehead with your dick. Try to avoid the eyes.

Smack me in the head with your dick and you might end up with a bloody stub. But that's just me. I bite.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Smack me in the head with your dick and you might end up with a bloody stub. But that's just me. I bite.

That's the response the I'd expect from most women. Can't figure what Rico is thinking.

 

[SweetWitch]

That's the response the I'd expect from most women. Can't figure what Rico is thinking.

He'll learn.

... or he'll draw back a bloody stub.

 

[TxRad]

Note to self:

Never hit SW in head with dick and never tease her by shaking it near her face.

 

[SweetWitch]

Note to self:

Never hit SW in head with dick and never tease her by shaking it near her face.

Very wise, love.

 

[kimbalee]

4. When a girl is sucking and licking your balls be sure to encourage her by giving her a nice pat on the forehead with your dick. Try to avoid the eyes.

I've known a lot of women who'd like that.

hmmm... not this one... not even a little bit. good way to lose some parts.

 

[RicoLouis]

Ew. Biting, I like biting.

 

[RicoLouis]

5. Most women do not like getting gifts with powercords. Unless its maybe a hatchi magic wand or other "Back Massasger". But fear not, its not to late. They do make dildo attachments for those guys who wish to buy a new drill and saw all. However you may have to go to the bedroom anytime you need it around the house. This though may be used as an excuss as to why you havn't fixed something she asked you to last week. P.S. Trying to attach two vibrators to a blender however may not be a good Idea.

 

[impressive]

That's the response the I'd expect from most women. Can't figure what Rico is thinking.

I'm not "most women." The face? Occasionally... in just the right context. The tits? Yeah, smack 'em with that half-hard sock-full-of-sand tool.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

1. The next time you go down on your girl close your mouth over her pussy and blow a raspberry. Nothing says I love you like a good raspberry.

2. If your lover isn’t very active in bed. Wait till you get inside them then place your hands on there waist and begin to tickle them. They will be more active then you have ever seen them.

3. Nothing beats an occasional pat or pinch on the butt, besides maybe the occasional thong wedgie.

If you did any of these things to me, I'd lock you out of my house and never call you again.

 

[CharleyH]

1. The next time
2. If your lover isn’t
3. Nothing beats

Actually, I was waiting for the "best tips to improve your love life" but no one said it, so I will. GET A LIFE!

 

[keeblercrumb]

Dreams of Polina

Actually, I was waiting for the "best tips to improve your love life" but no one said it, so I will. GET A LIFE!

Da..... Please. We were all young and innocent at some time... looking for a rule book so as not to feel like a jerk at this sex thing.... our only guide highly unreliable Porn flicks......

But not here please..... Most of us have already been downtown and back...

Sorry to report there is NO one size fits all in sex or hardly anything else and life is all the better because of it.....

Just experience it and enjoy..... Keep your eyes and mind open....

Thank you Charley.... I have wanted to say this for days and did not want to seem like troll asshole anymore than I do already....



-KC

 

[CharleyH]

Thank you Charley.... I have wanted to say this for days and did not want to seem like troll asshole anymore than I do already....



-KC

A troll, hunh? Well I know some plastic surgeons ...