Advice Needed

[WritingProdigy]

I'm a newbie to writing any kind of literotica. I've always wanted to get more into it, but I have a silly problem: In the midst of writing, I get a boner and can hardly contain myself from jacking off, because my mind becomes infiltrated with thoughts from my writing. I know, you can say "Well, why not jack off, then go back to writing?" I've tried that, but then the inspiration to write seems to go away. It's truly blocking my ability to continue writing what I started.

Does this happen to anybody else? How do you assuage the issue?

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Take your laptop to STARBUCKS and write there.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Take your laptop to STARBUCKS and write there.

You're either writing good stuff or you're under 25.

 

[WritingProdigy]

LOL, JAMESBJOHNSON. I'd try that, but there's no Starbucks in my town.

I'm 22. Never attempted any kind of literotica before a year or so ago. Guess I'll just have to deal with it. Ah.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

At 22 you should be out fucking and trying out new tricks. I estimate that maybe one girl in 50 will teach you something worth writing about.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

It's called suffering for your art.

You might try writing till you get to the point where you can't stand it any more, then just adding, "And they all died in the quicksand," and running to the bathroom.

 

[Carnevil9]

Keep a picture of Molly Yard or Barbra Streisand or Rosie O'Donnell or some other thoroughly unappetizing looking woman pinned up over your computer. Glance at it periodically as a boner-killer.

Good luck!.......Carney

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

My method to my madness

I'm a newbie to writing any kind of literotica. I've always wanted to get more into it, but I have a silly problem: In the midst of writing, I get a boner and can hardly contain myself from jacking off, because my mind becomes infiltrated with thoughts from my writing. I know, you can say "Well, why not jack off, then go back to writing?" I've tried that, but then the inspiration to write seems to go away. It's truly blocking my ability to continue writing what I started.

Does this happen to anybody else? How do you assuage the issue?

Yes, this happens to me every time I write a story and it was becoming quite a problem. Truly, I could never finish a story. Now, when I write, I have my girlfriend kneel between my legs and when I start getting hard, she'll gently stroke me. Sometimes, she'll take me in her mouth and start blowing me.

She's very careful not to bring me to orgasm because she knows that if I cum, I'll lose my inspiration. So far, this method of writing has worked for me. Moreover, it has helped me to get to know my neighbors better.

Whenever a wife of a neighbor of mine asks me what I do with myself all day, I tell her that I write. Always, they are interested, especially when I tell them that I write porn, I mean, erotic literature.

When they ask if they can read a story, I ask them if they'd like to help me write one. So far, my madness, I mean method has worked every time.

Pardon me for a moment.

"Gently, Mary, gently. You don't want to strangle my cock, just stroke it. Gently. Maybe, that's enough for today. You're husband will be home soon."

Now, where was I? Oh, yeah, so, give it a try. I'm sure being only 22-year-old, you'll find plenty women who are into sex, I mean literature.

I hope I've helped you.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I'm fortunate that I'm able to dissociate from what I write. I see and hear and smell the action, but I dont get pulled into the emotions. Ditto when I write violence.

 

[Guest]

It's called suffering for your art.

You might try writing till you get to the point where you can't stand it any more, then just adding, "And they all died in the quicksand," and running to the bathroom.

And yet I've never read any references to quicksand in any of your stories, Zoot.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

WRITING PRODIGY

Get Sarah to send you a pic of her, I guarantee the effect will be like dousing a candle with a firehose.

 

[WritingProdigy]

BOSTONFICTIONWRITER, that's great! Seriously, where in the hell do you guys find these women who are buckwild like that? The women that I've come into contact with over the past few years never want to get into any extremes.

I'm fortunate that I'm able to dissociate from what I write. I see and hear and smell the action, but I dont get pulled into the emotions. Ditto when I write violence.

Hm. I didn't think of that. You say you can envision what's going on but not being pulled into the emotions of the ordeal? Kind of reminds me from my childhood days, when I read things about World War II -- I was drawn too far into the action; it gave me irrational nightmares. Of course, I'm not comparing WWII writing to erotic writing whatsoever, just using an example of maybe what's being a factor in this issue, for me.

You're one hilarious dude.

 

[buxxxom]

WRITING PRODIGY

Get Sarah to send you a pic of her, I guarantee the effect will be like dousing a candle with a firehose.

Offensive and uncalled for.

 

[Guest]

Offensive and uncalled for.

Thanks, love.

He's just flinging poo again. I pay him no mind.

 

[buxxxom]

Thanks, love.

He's just flinging poo again. I pay him no mind.

Nor will I, either. Ignore button.

 

[Guest]

Nor will I, either. Ignore button.

He's been on ignore, off and on. I just took him off for a second to look - he's started many threads lately! Bleah. I just love that ignore function feature about never having to see his threads.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

WRITING PRODIGY

You can learn how to dissociate. Therapists use the process to cure people of phobias. What you say about yourself is identical to a phobia, except the feelings are pleasurable. But the dynamics are the same. Look online for NLP (neuro-linguistic programming) and related articles about phobia extinction.

 

[rgraham666]

Jimmy Bob? You've just sunk to a new low, you feces eating microbe.

Thank your lucky stars for the anonymity of the internet. Because if it wasn't for that I'd have your ears for a necklace for what you just said about sarahh.

You're a lowlife, cowardly piece of flotsam, somewhere between pond scum and that white stuff that collects at the corner of your mouth when you sleep.

 

[Guest]

I'm a newbie to writing any kind of literotica. I've always wanted to get more into it, but I have a silly problem: In the midst of writing, I get a boner and can hardly contain myself from jacking off, because my mind becomes infiltrated with thoughts from my writing. I know, you can say "Well, why not jack off, then go back to writing?" I've tried that, but then the inspiration to write seems to go away. It's truly blocking my ability to continue writing what I started.

Does this happen to anybody else? How do you assuage the issue?

Writing is very arousing, especially if the subject matter fits right into your special erotic joys. Ahem.

What is not arousing?

Editing.

If you get too turned on to continue, just stop and take care of matters, then get back to writing.

Or stop and edit. That's a surefire arousal damper for me.

 

[buxxxom]

He's been on ignore, off and on. I just took him off for a second to look - he's started many threads lately! Bleah. I just love that ignore function feature about never having to see his threads.

It is a first for me, I'll have to admit. I can usually just go on about my perving, and mentally discard posts from those with their heads so far up their asses they can see their throats from the inside out. I'm liking this, this newfound freedom from dumbasses.

 

[Guest]

Jimmy Bob? You've just sunk to a new low, you feces eating microbe.

Thank your lucky stars for the anonymity of the internet. Because if it wasn't for that I'd have your ears for a necklace for what you just said about sarahh.

You're a lowlife, cowardly piece of flotsam, somewhere between pond scum and that white stuff that collects at the corner of your mouth when you sleep.

 

[TxRad]

WRITING PRODIGY

Get Sarah to send you a pic of her, I guarantee the effect will be like dousing a candle with a firehose.

You are one offensive asshole. You're talking about someone you don't know. Go back to the GB where you belong.

 

[Guest]

It is a first for me, I'll have to admit. I can usually just go on about my perving, and mentally discard posts from those with their heads so far up their asses they can see their throats from the inside out. I'm liking this, this newfound freedom from dumbasses.

It's positively liberating.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

ROB

Sure! Like you have the cajones to rescue poor Sarah.

When I read your snits, why I get the vapors and feel faint.

 

[Tricialen]

Yes, this happens to me every time I write a story and it was becoming quite a problem. Truly, I could never finish a story. Now, when I write, I have my girlfriend kneel between my legs and when I start getting hard, she'll gently stroke me. Sometimes, she'll take me in her mouth and start blowing me.

She's very careful not to bring me to orgasm because she knows that if I cum, I'll lose my inspiration. So far, this method of writing has worked for me. Moreover, it has helped me to get to know my neighbors better.

Whenever a wife of a neighbor of mine asks me what I do with myself all day, I tell her that I write. Always, they are interested, especially when I tell them that I write porn, I mean, erotic literature.

When they ask if they can read a story, I ask them if they'd like to help me write one. So far, my madness, I mean method has worked every time.

Pardon me for a moment.

"Gently, Mary, gently. You don't want to strangle my cock, just stroke it. Gently. Maybe, that's enough for today. You're husband will be home soon."

Now, where was I? Oh, yeah, so, give it a try. I'm sure being only 22-year-old, you'll find plenty women who are into sex, I mean literature.

I hope I've helped you.

You are a very bad boy, Freddie! How come you've never asked me for help?