Bump this thread every time The Heretic gets fired or bitches about job hunting

[Le Jacquelope]

Aw hell. I done rattled the monkeys' cages again.

The funny part is with all the trash talk you're working on now, not one of you can get The Heretic a fucking job hahahahahahah.

So hit me with everything you've got - it ain't gonna get that bitch a job.

So without going into his many posts in years past - all this has, mind you, happened before - let's just talk about his LATEST bout with joblessness in 2008

The Heretic lost his job: 01-11-2008
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=565234

"Everytime I try to get a job in Portland I get almost no response": 01-25-2008
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=568354

Still outta work as of 03-01-2008:
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=575547

What, still outta work on 06-06-2008?
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=594119

Beggars, trying to be choosers on 06-26-2008:
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=598164


Or you can just go ahead and shoot the messenger for pointing out his real life failures. Not that you can actually hit the messenger, and all that... Just do me one favor: can you make up something new about me that you haven't fabricated before? The old short gay doodoohead IknowoyuarebutwhatamI bullshit is kinda getting old.

ps: your bellyachin' still ain't gonna get him a friggin job, lol.

 

[miles]

What a bitter, repulsive asshole you are.

 

[Legenda]

If he doesn't need to work, why should he take something that he's not interested in? Seems to me he's in an ideal situation.

You'd think that with all his millions, LT would let someone else flip the burgers for a while.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

What a bitter, repulsive asshole you are.

Nothing bitter about my game. I'm gloating.

BTW that still didn't get The Heretic a job. Or you one, for that matter.

 

[unregistered]

 

[miles]

Nothing bitter about my game. I'm gloating.

BTW that still didn't get The Heretic a job. Or you one, for that matter.

My job is keeping immature jackoffs like you out of the company I work for. You've probably never held down a job for more than a month or two. Dipshit misfits like you reveal themselves pretty quickly.

You're a fucking clown, and everyone here knows it.

 

[thesorrow07]

After all, LT has so much in his life, yet all he seems to do is post here about how high and mighty he is, and how we, his puppets, dance for him.

 

[phrodeau]

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Just do me one favor: can you make up something new about me that you haven't fabricated before? The old short gay doodoohead IknowoyuarebutwhatamI bullshit is kinda getting old.

Who would need to do that? Your old posts have plenty of bullshit in them.

 

[semen4her]

My job is keeping immature jackoffs like you out of the company I work for. You've probably never held down a job for more than a month or two. Dipshit misfits like you reveal themselves pretty quickly.

You're a fucking clown, and everyone here knows it.

Damn straight!

 

[bronzeage]

Well you did settle one thing, you fucked up your last great hope of being hired as a dog catcher.

I think a middle manager in a credit union should be as worried as anyone about losing his job.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

My job is keeping immature jackoffs like you out of the company I work for.

Your job is to make sure I get my fries with that shake.

Now did that whine fest of yours get The Heretic a job? Well, did it, bitch?

 

[unregistered]

 

[dg]

I fired my bosses. It was a high point in my life.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

I fired my bosses. It was a high point in my life.

Well said. I'm perfectly happy with being where I'm at, though. I came very close to being both the data center manager AND bank manager but actually it's for the better that those jobs be split among two people. The bank manager has as almost many years in banking as I have lived on this planet, so he deserved to run that side. I make more money with my wife doing rollovers, work comp, and all that for our own business, but I haven't left because I've been able to do a LOT at this job - I killed plans to offshore call center customer service, nixed pre-employment credit checks, established rules for re-checking negative background check information (what Choicepoint has on the some applicants is totally false bullshit), adjusted the attitudes of assholish and clueless HR people, had the fun of passing out two awesomely generous Christmas bonuses, got a great, low copay, low number of exclusions major medical plan (though someone else did most of the negotiations for that, I just hired her and told her to make it happen), got a tech school going, etc.

This job has been absolutely incredibly good to me in that it has let me work inside the system to change the system, and no amount of money in the world can replace that.

 

[phrodeau]

Well said. I'm perfectly happy with being where I'm at, though. I came very close to being both the data center manager AND bank manager but actually it's for the better that those jobs be split among two people. The bank manager has as almost many years in banking as I have lived on this planet, so he deserved to run that side. I make more money with my wife doing rollovers, work comp, and all that for our own business, but I haven't left because I've been able to do a LOT at this job - I killed plans to offshore call center customer service, nixed pre-employment credit checks, established rules for re-checking negative background check information (what Choicepoint has on the some applicants is totally false bullshit), adjusted the attitudes of assholish and clueless HR people, had the fun of passing out two awesomely generous Christmas bonuses, got a great, low copay, low number of exclusions major medical plan (though someone else did most of the negotiations for that, I just hired her and told her to make it happen), got a tech school going, etc.

This job has been absolutely incredibly good to me in that it has let me work inside the system to change the system, and no amount of money in the world can replace that.

That was you?

You're fired.

 

[a1eyeblind1]

He aught to get some cards printed up, calling himself a consultant, walk in the front door of all the companies with crappy HR programs and hire on as a consultant to fix their problems. Then he can go back and re apply on a program of his own liking.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

He aught to get some cards printed up, calling himself a consultant, walk in the front door of all the companies with crappy HR programs and hire on as a consultant to fix their problems. Then he can go back and re apply on a program of his own liking.

Excellent advice. He needs sales skills, though.

I have to say he probably has more people skills than 3/4 of the General Board combined, but that isn't saying anything good... but at least he isn't a miscreant. He has a chance. He just needs the will.

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

Looks like The Heretic stunningly handed Le Dumbass his hindquarters recently. All that's missing is the link.

Why else would he make a thread dedicated to him?

It's an established pattern, Le Jackass gets his rear end sawed off and fed to him in a spectacular fashion and so launches into a vendetta.

 

[thesorrow07]

Once upon a time... Ah, forget it. It's always the same damn story.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Once upon a time... Ah, forget it. It's always the same damn story.

Actually, the players change up every now and then, even if they're in the same play. So, it's good enough for Broadway, ey?

 

[Lost Cause]

If you don't have the same skill set as The Heretic and aren't up here in this market, you don't understand at all............or want to.

 

[Desert Amazon]

Aw hell. I done rattled the monkeys' cages again.

The funny part is with all the trash talk you're working on now, not one of you can get The Heretic a fucking job hahahahahahah.
....

Or you can just go ahead and shoot the messenger for pointing out his real life failures. Not that you can actually hit the messenger, and all that... Just do me one favor: can you make up something new about me that you haven't fabricated before? The old short gay doodoohead IknowoyuarebutwhatamI bullshit is kinda getting old.

ps: your bellyachin' still ain't gonna get him a friggin job, lol.

You're really an ass, aren't you?

The economy sucks. I actually emailed him with some jobs but that would be like relocating from 'heaven' to 'hell'...

Over 79,000 people are losing their jobs every single month so far just in 2008 alone. People are losing their houses...

Have you ever been laid off or lost a job?

It's not funny. It's not a joke.


Karma can be a royal bitch.

 

[thesorrow07]

Actually, the players change up every now and then, even if they're in the same play. So, it's good enough for Broadway, ey?

LT: The musical.

 

[islandman]

LT: The comedy.

FYP...

 

[thesorrow07]

FYP...

Ah, so true. Kinda like "Springtime for Hitler".