Blurting it out....Playground style

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Damn laryngitis! How can I effectively curse at other idiot drivers when I have no voice??

Oh and a special thank you to my boss for keeping me on the phone despite the fact that I am straining to be heard and it feels like molten lava has been poured down my throat.
Appreciate it.
How can I enjoy your vacation when you keep calling the office?
dicksmoke.
 
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*comes in a sees the beautiful ApPy trying to shave Sleep's eyebrows.

*Takes the razor and leads her to bed, tucks her in, kisses her forehead and draws the curtains*

Shhh... sleep well, ApPykins.



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*wanders in, stil zombie like, and sees the beauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutiful bed*

Breezey!! It's perfect!!


*grabs you for a so so appreciative huggle and clamours onto the bed, dragging you behind me* :D

Maestro! Bed jumping music please!!

*hysterically giggles and Breezey and I play bouncy on the bed* :nana:

Hey Breezey *between panting*

Is it just a coincidence this bed is from a resort on Bora Bora?! :D :p
 
*wanders in, stil zombie like, and sees the beauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutiful bed*

Breezey!! It's perfect!!


*grabs you for a so so appreciative huggle and clamours onto the bed, dragging you behind me* :D

Maestro! Bed jumping music please!!

*hysterically giggles and Breezey and I play bouncy on the bed* :nana:

Hey Breezey *between panting*

Is it just a coincidence this bed is from a resort on Bora Bora?! :D :p

Nope! Not a coincidence at all! :D

*begins jumping on said bed*

I can jump higher! :p
 
Nope! Not a coincidence at all! :D

*begins jumping on said bed*

I can jump higher! :p

*laughs* didn't think so!!! :D

*secretly puts on pogo shoes and eats some sherbet for energy*

No me!!! :p

*wonders which to worry about first, the ceiling or the bed...decided neither and throws a pillow at Breezey* :nana: :nana:
 
*laughs* didn't think so!!! :D

*secretly puts on pogo shoes and eats some sherbet for energy*

No me!!! :p

*wonders which to worry about first, the ceiling or the bed...decided neither and throws a pillow at Breezey* :nana: :nana:

*eats chocolate*

Uh huh... I think so!

*catches the flying pillow and tackles ApPykins in, pillos and feathers and stuff flying all over the place*
 
That was one of the hardest emails I've ever had to send. With some luck I'll never have to send another like it again. Just hope it's understood :(
 
If you were directed here from a response to a PM you sent... whether it was your first or third or eightieth... you still need to get a clue.... read below

BAD PM’s

God, Lord! Your AV makes my dick hard!!!!
I love your pics!!!! chat on yahoo? I am XXXXX there
I get hot just seeing you here on Lit. What do I do?
God that panty hose pic is HOT! God, I"m ready to do you doggy right now!

Those PM’s above will get an IGNORE from me or a link to this post

GOOD PM’s


Hey Pretty Eyes! Your pictures are absolutely gorgeous...you have a very beautiful and vivacious figure....
hiya Aphrodite - love the pic - you are a very sexy girl, & I love the story Maryland Getaway. very sexy & erotic
{BTW references to my stories are ALWAYS a good thing}
enjoyed your profile very much...also the pics...very nice

Short…sweet… and to the point…

GUYS Please take note!

I don’t really fucking care how hard your dick is getting seeing my pics – if you want to get an ignore and not get to know me then fine, send those first kind of emails… if however you want a nice reply of “Thank you so much for your kind words” and to possibly get to know me better then follow these simple steps

#1 = Compliments that are sweet are great, ones that are rude are gross
#2 = Do NOT give me your yahoo ID {or any other messenger service} right off the bat
#3 = Get to know me in the threads… goodness knows I am ALL over the Playground – strike up a conversation in one of them – and yes you can even have a conversation in the game threads but please do follow the rules of the thread – those men to me are PRICELESS
#4 = Change your AV so that I don’t have an “in my face” dick pic – Good Gravy! I’ve seen every length, size, shape and color! Yours is NOT going to attract my attention any more than the next guy – Cover it up, tease me a little, get me intrigued … an ass shot ALWAYS gets my attention in an AV. A majority of women {99.9 % of us} like to be teased and pleased… not just fucked.
#5 = BE RESPECTFUL – in threads and in PM’s – cocky statements like “I will rock your world” will definitely get you a :rolleyes: and an ignore – Truth be told only ONE man in the last three years has rocked my world…. His wife is an extremely lucky woman ;)

OK… just my three cents {inflation ya know}… now back to your normal Friday Frolicking!


Happy Hump Day my lady, thought i'd try your sense of humor....
THE BOTTLE OF WINE



For all of us who are married, were married, wish
you were married, or wish you weren't married, this
is something to smile about the next time you see a
bottle of wine:

Sally was driving home from one of her business
trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly
Navajo woman walking on the side of the road.

As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped
the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like
a ride.

With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into
the car.

Resuming the journey, Sally tried in vain to make
a bit of small talk with the Navajo woman. The old
woman just sat silently, looking intently at
everything she saw, studying every little detail,
until she noticed a brown bag on the seat next to
Sally.

'What in bag?' asked the old woman.

Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, 'It's
a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband.'

The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or
two.


Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder,
she said:


'Good trade.'

Glad the job is going well, sending hugs and good thoughts your way. Hope you have a great and safe 4th, and oh yes, so glad to meet you. haha. Hugs, H:rose:
 
Why it is when I decide to bare my soul that I get nothing but silence.... :mad: Serves me right for thinking I could change the world, or at least my little slice.

To everyone else, thanks for listening. :cool:
 
*sigh*

I so don't want to go to work this morning...I know just how much work is waiting for me....and I have no idea how it's all going to get done...even if I work flat out all day and almost kill myself in the process! :eek::(
 
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