Blurting it out....Playground style

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two extra large double doubles, a large double double, a slurpee, and an iced cappuccino do not for a relaxed kitten make.
:eek: <--- what my eyes look like now.
 
I swear...what IS the attraction with her thread? God, hasn't it gone on long enough? She must be giving out big time in pm's or something... utterly amazing, I tell you...:D
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two extra large double doubles, a large double double, a slurpee, and an iced cappuccino do not for a relaxed kitten make.
:eek: <--- what my eyes look like now.

C_K the first step is to admit you have a problem, the second is to back away from the drive-thru. :D

Hope you finally got some sleep-it's one reason I almost never drink coffee.
 
Where do I sign up to give them some of what they want?


I'm in need of some serious bend-me-over-the-side-of-the-bed, spank-my-ass, grab-hold-of-my-hips-with-one-hand-and-my-hair-with-the-other-hand, and thrust-hard-and-deep sex.
 
*stares down Sleep*

Listen, Buster.

You and me are gonna throw down.

And no one's leaving until one of us is passed out, and it better fucking be me.

*hands Sleep a pillow*

Now whack me til I'm snoring, ass!

No!!

No!!!!!!

What are you doing!??!

*watches Sleep curl up with the pillow and fall asleep*

Nooooooooooooooo!!!

Wake up!!

*prods with my big toe*

WAKE UP!!

Hello?!

Damn.

*shrugs* Oh well, might as well shave off his eyebrows while I'm here...
 
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