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[TxRad]

You're free, little bird. Fly. Fly . . . far, far away.

Just beware of sharp objects or you sputter around the room backwards.


Edited to add: This thread in no way resembles anything that has any official business with Literotica. This thread is the ramblings of a delusional nut case who think... Uh... strike that last. That's the problem, he/she/they don't think. Not with the big head anyway.

 

[michchick98]

I’m called a Cuban/American but I’m really just an American.

Today I’m quebcoise!

So this means you're stupid in three languages! Whoa! What an accomplishment. Most stupid people go their whole lives only being stupid in one language!

 

[drksideofthemoon]

Bonjour, it’s [size=+2]Gabby[/size],

I grew up in Miami. My dad’s a Cuban, a man who at twenty-one risked his life to escape the tyrant, arriving in Florida with nothing but the clothes on his back. So I know Cuban politics. I know Fidel. Dad’s an exile. He’s an American now of course but he’ll always be an exile from that island just over the horizon from us. I’m called a Cuban/American but I’m really just an American. Oh, I want to see Cuba free, I want to visit a free country with my dad some day. And we will. Eventually.

So as you can imagine, Cuban politics dominated discussions in our house when I was growing up.

…EXCEPT FOR ONE DAY EVERY YEAR!!!

My mom, who’d met my dad as an eighteen year old when she was on a vacation to Cuba, who’d got pregnant with me one moonlit evening on Varadero Beach, raised me alone for my first two years…then joined dad in Miami when he escaped.

On June 24th we never talked about Cuba. Or about July 4th.

No, instead, my mother talked about her country, her “pays”, another country that wasn’t free. A country whose people have lived under the yoke of an evil oppressor for some two hundred years. Les Maudits Anglais.

So on tonight I’m thinking not of my Cuban cousins but instead of my Quebecois ones. So to you oncle Pierre, tante Marie, grandpere Henri…to all of you…

Bonne Fete Nationale!

Bonne St-Jean-Baptiste à tous !!​

Gens du Pays

​

Today I’m quebcoise!

One day we’ll be free!!!!!!

Gabrielle

Jim,

As a proud Canadian from Alberta I would like to say, it's ignorant motherfuckers such as yourself that enhance and reinforce the impression that Americans are the "Turds of the World".

Brian

 

[Iamcanadian28]

Jim,

As a proud Canadian from Alberta I would like to say, it's ignorant motherfuckers such as yourself that enhance and reinforce the impression that Americans are the "Turds of the World".

Brian

I couldn't agree more. Trust me the rest of Canada would be more than happy to bid farewell to those from Quebec who feel oppressed. It's a good thing that's not a widely held belief in that province, despite what some would have us believe.

 

[Daniellekitten]

So this means you're stupid in three languages! Whoa! What an accomplishment. Most stupid people go their whole lives only being stupid in one language!

Very well said!

 

[Guest]

I want to report the following comment!!!!!!!!!

First off, I’d just like to say that the boss isn’t very political. No, instead he could be better described as a driven artist who simply wants to bring his works to the world – to everyone – no matter their race or religion or sexual orientation. He humors me when I start to rant about Cuba or Quebec but I know he really doesn’t care.

But mr brian I do. Your Canada has oppressed my mother’s people forever. And why you’re calling Americans “Turds of the World” is beyond me. This has nothing to do with Americans – it has to do with English Canadians and their horrible treatment of an oppressed people. Listen to mom’s National Anthem brian – just click on the Gens du Pays link.

d.k. gosh sweetie your signature keeps growing! One three word post takes up half the page. I think it’s time you learned that sometimes “less is more”. I recommend a little subtlety…

Did anyone see the following comment? The boss smiled but I for one want to report it. It’s hateful! Ugly!

[size=+2]Laurel – the following breaks Literotica rules, please remove it![/size]

Comment left on [size=+2] sarahhh's [/size] latest brilliant work:

Here's an idea!
06/24/08 by Anonymous

Write a story about a serial killer named Sarahhh who offs wannabe authors. She euthanizes (murder is such a harsh word for a public service) BOSTONFICTIONWRITER and Scouries and then kills herself, making the world of erotic literature a much better place.

If the above comment contains any ads, links, or breaks Literotica rules, please report it.

Gabrielle L.
freedom fighter… and
literotican…actress…threadmaster’s assistant…lover…and
ALT killer…and
v.p. ScouriesWorld seminars…and
president, Scouries Fan Club…and
assistant accountant reporting to mr. tex…and
deputy art director reporting to miss (I’m in charge of bananas)…and
official committee member, Literotica royalty distribution committee…and
friend of GBers…and
director of scouriesworld translation services…and
vice-president marketing –Orgasming Centres Inc….and finally
secretary, 1000+ VOTE CLUB and 100+COMMENT CLUB
collins avenue
miami beach, florida

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

First off, I’d just like to say that the boss isn’t very political. No, instead he could be better described as a driven artist who simply wants to bring his works to the world – to everyone – no matter their race or religion or sexual orientation. He humors me when I start to rant about Cuba or Quebec but I know he really doesn’t care.

But mr brian I do. Your Canada has oppressed my mother’s people forever. And why you’re calling Americans “Turds of the World” is beyond me. This has nothing to do with Americans – it has to do with English Canadians and their horrible treatment of an oppressed people. Listen to mom’s National Anthem brian – just click on the Gens du Pays link.

d.k. gosh sweetie your signature keeps growing! One three word post takes up half the page. I think it’s time you learned that sometimes “less is more”. I recommend a little subtlety…

Did anyone see the following comment? The boss smiled but I for one want to report it. It’s hateful! Ugly!

[size=+2]Laurel – the following breaks Literotica rules, please remove it![/size]

Comment left on [size=+2] sarahhh's [/size] latest brilliant work:

Here's an idea!
06/24/08 by Anonymous

Write a story about a serial killer named Sarahhh who offs wannabe authors. She euthanizes (murder is such a harsh word for a public service) BOSTONFICTIONWRITER and Scouries and then kills herself, making the world of erotic literature a much better place.

If the above comment contains any ads, links, or breaks Literotica rules, please report it.

Gabrielle L.
freedom fighter… and
literotican…actress…threadmaster’s assistant…lover…and
ALT killer…and
v.p. ScouriesWorld seminars…and
president, Scouries Fan Club…and
assistant accountant reporting to mr. tex…and
deputy art director reporting to miss (I’m in charge of bananas)…and
official committee member, Literotica royalty distribution committee…and
friend of GBers…and
director of scouriesworld translation services…and
vice-president marketing –Orgasming Centres Inc….and finally
secretary, 1000+ VOTE CLUB and 100+COMMENT CLUB
collins avenue
miami beach, florida

Actually, I don't see any wrong with whatever story anyone wants to write. I refer to my motto: "It's just a story, Stupid."

Nonetheless, that hateful, twisted comment is nothing worse than the ones that I find in my e-mail daily. I've had to replace my delete key twice already. These nitwits take the time to write such grammatically incorrect blurbs only for me to flush them down the big cyber toilet in the sky.

I couldn't help but notice that my name is still prominently displayed on Daniellepussy's blog. Either she loves me, wants me, must have me or she thinks linking her name with my name will give her a free pass to some exclusive club. Good luck to her.

Actually, I will never understand a writer who beats her chest proclaiming how well she is doing selling her books and then taking the time out of her busy book signing day to make a mean and nasty comment on your thread. I don't get it. It makes no sense to me, unless her books are languishing somewhere in the dark recesses of her imagination and aren't selling. Not, that could be it.

I will never understand the hateful and hurtful comments that your thread attracts. Don't these people have better things to do than to return here multiple times daily to tell you how dumb, twisted, and conceited you are? I don't get it.

Now, as sure as I leave, someone will write a mean and nasty post to my comments. Good luck to them. I have better things to do and more stories to write.

Thanks for the update.

 

[Guest]

The French are oppressed?

Sacre bleu!

When was the last time you were in La Belle Province, oh Grand High Poo?

The Canadian government has bent over backwards to appease the French. I'm certain Mr. Adscam Cretien didn't feel oppressed, along with a score of other French Prime Ministers.

Stick to fiction, at least with that, you are almost entertaining with your most imaginative posting.

Leave politics for those with at least a tenuous grip on their sanity.

 

[scouries]

my cock smells terrific???? Really?????

Freddie don’t mind d.k. People like you and I, true LITEROTICAN celebs, always draw our share of groupies. It just goes with the territory.

My big hope is that she does achieve fame and fortune, allowing her to leave these petty jealousies far behind and join us as an equal instead of always looking up at us with the eyes of fawning, sexually excited, teenage girl.

QUOTE miss babygirl Gee, Your Cock Smells Terrific

WTF? … Well I guess that’s not the worst thing that someone’s ever said about me… So did you like what it tastes like too?

More quote Sacre bleu! When was the last time you were in La Belle Province, oh Grand High Poo? … Leave politics for those with at least a tenuous grip on their sanity.

That last line wasn’t necessary miss grrrrl! I’d suggest you leave these GB board type of comments over there.

Of course I’m no expert on Quebec (and never claimed to be). However, I have heard an awful lot on the subject from Gabby and her mom and for all of you who believe all is rosy north of the 49th parallel you better think again.

Also, due to a number of factors, a continuing parade of French Canadians seemed to have passed through my house last winter. These factors include:

-Canada is freezing from September 12th until June 22nd every year…
-French Canadian women love to spend 15 hours on the beach every day soaking up the rays…
-They love displaying their breasts to the passing crowd…
-The closest, cheapest beaches are in Florida…

So miss, I had perhaps 2-300 visitors from Quebec pass through my life over the last eight months…

…And I want to tell you miss babygirl the natives are restless.

I learned that this supposed democratic country now hides behind Secret Prisoner Renditions to send Franco Canadians to countries like Kazakhstan where they are “disappeared”.

Did you know that in the 21st century English Canada still maintains slave camps in the far and frozen northland? A Canadian “Gulag” run by a once honest police force, the famed R.C.M.P., where innocent “independistes” are sent to be tortured and killed by the sadistic Anglaise. Then their broken bodies are fed to the thousands of vicious polar bears that surround the camp.

Anyway, that’s what gabby’s and her mom’s friends and relatives tell me. And why would they lie?

mounties

jrs

 

[Iamcanadian28]

The French are oppressed?

Sacre bleu!

When was the last time you were in La Belle Province, oh Grand High Poo?

The Canadian government has bent over backwards to appease the French. I'm certain Mr. Adscam Cretien didn't feel oppressed, along with a score of other French Prime Ministers.

Stick to fiction, at least with that, you are almost entertaining with your most imaginative posting.

Leave politics for those with at least a tenuous grip on their sanity.

I think you give him too much credit, I doubt he could locate it on a map of Canada I won't go into details, but it's long been known north of the border how much federal money is funnelled into Quebec to keep it's citizens a happy part of the country. If their is any oppression occurring, it's the other way around.

 

[scouries]

scouries gets the ewes....

I saw this comment by the lovely miss sarahhh posted on her most recent masterpiece. This ones more like it!

Dear Anonymous

06/25/08 by sarahhh in Steelers country

Usually I don’t bother replying to Anonymous, most of whom are trolls, one rotten crotch nasty bitch in particular. But occasionally you can gleam a glimmer of truth from Anonymous. Like the one about a dozen comments back who trashed me but then said BOSTONFICTIONWRITER is “very fucking hot naked.” Yes, he is, and so is scouries. Hence, I’ll be doing an Illustrated story featuring pictures of those two wonderful authors. It’s sort of a cowgirl story entitled “Hung Like Horses.” For those who didn’t like “My Husband Sucks” you can blame it on the Author’s Hangout forum philistines who labeled me the Queen of Incest. I’ll be doing a story in every category in response…..

*****

Yes miss sarahhh that is a great idea but maybe instead we could call it “Even Well Hung Cowboys Get the Ewes”.

Scouries, out on the side of the highway hitchhiking west with his big “thumb” while Bonanza Freddie fights to protect the western rat terrier from extinction. Yes, that poor canine raised to herd ewes suddenly under attack from the evil rancher from Montana Summer, the man who wants to sell rat terrier penises to the growing Australian “natural sexual enhancers” market.

Gabby, when the film came out could play the wise “chink”and get scouries big thumb to stand up….

and cloudy could be the Indian Juliette.

Sarahhhh herself of course would insert herself into the action…the Countess with her vibrating, oscillating strap-on always handy…

You know sarahhhh maybe you should put it in the Celebrities category… and oh my gawd, I can hardly wait to read the NonHhuman one…

your fan jim

 

[TxRad]

And the total insanity continues

Now he's talking to himself, about himself, and the blowup doll is still the smartest one of all.

OH wait, the last we heard from Freddie, he was a girl. Has that changed again?

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

Actually, I don't see any wrong with whatever story anyone wants to write. I refer to my motto: "It's just a story, Stupid."

I am both surprised and glad that you feel that way.

-Sheila

 

[Guest]

And the total insanity continues

Now he's talking to himself, about himself, and the blowup doll is still the smartest one of all.

OH wait, the last we heard from Freddie, he was a girl. Has that changed again?

Give the man his props - he's got a hella good imagination.


Hey, 28 - I know. just amusing to see what he comes up with.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

It is

I am both surprised and glad that you feel that way.

-Sheila

Certainly, I'm glad that you're glad. I'm surprised that your surprised that my motto is: "It's just a story, stupid."

I don't know how many times I've written that it's all about the story for me. I'm not here t hangout and gab, although I do make an appearance once in a while when something strikes my attention and I'm in the mood to take a break. Yet, I'm here to write stories.

I'm the first to admit that I"m a lousy writer. I can't spell for shit. My grammar sucks and I'd rather eat shit than edit my work.

I have so much more to learn. Definitely, I'm not deep, okay, I am to a point. Yet, my writing is all on the surface. Writing is a life time apprenticeship. The more we write the better we get. I've noticed an improvement since the first story I submitted here in January 2007 and look forward to reading what I write in January 2009.

Those who write that I don't have a thick skin don't know me. If they did I'd get a medal and a pat on the back for all the misfortunes that my life has been. Yet, that's life and the reason why I have so many stories and I wouldn't change any of it.

"It's all about the story, stupid. It is."

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Oui

Give the man his props - he's got a hella good imagination.


Hey, 28 - I know. just amusing to see what he comes up with.

Freddie is Bostonfictionwriter. He, I, write "fiction" about Boston. You can't believe anything he, I mean, I say, I mean, write.

"I really like you, baygrrl."

 

[Guest]

Freddie is Bostonfictionwriter. He, I, write "fiction" about Boston. You can't believe anything he, I mean, I say, I mean, write.

"I really like you, baygrrl."

I was actually referring to Scouries in terms of imagination. In that case - bemusement.

In your case, I also think you have a pretty good one. But I don't look at you quite the same way. You're passionate, which, depending on what the issue is, will not gain you a lot of friends. I happen to enjoy passion, however, and have nothing but sincere appreciation for one who has the balls to show it.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Cousin Emma made me blush

I was actually referring to Scouries in terms of imagination. In that case - bemusement.

In your case, I also think you have a pretty good one. But I don't look at you quite the same way. You're passionate, which, depending on what the issue is, will not gain you a lot of friends. I happen to enjoy passion, however, and have nothing but sincere appreciation for one who has the balls to show it.

Okay, I haven't blushed since my big cousin Emma accidentally flashed me her panties when I was helping her move some furniture. She was 21 and I was 13. I'm blushing now by your endearing comments.

Yeah, you could call me passionate, especially when I start writing about something. You should hear me go off on someone. My friends tell me that I should have been a stand up comic or a lawyer.

Unfortunately, except for my cyber friends Scouries and Sarahhh, I don't have very many friends around here who want it publically known. Now, I have lots of closet friends who would rather not have me mention their names for fear of bashing retaliation.

Nonetheless, I respect their reasons and I thank you for the comment.

"I love your hair, by the way."

 

[Guest]

Okay, I haven't blushed since my big cousin Emma accidentally flashed me her panties when I was helping her move some furniture. She was 21 and I was 13. I'm blushing now by your endearing comments.

Yeah, you could call me passionate, especially when I start writing about something. You should hear me go off on someone. My friends tell me that I should have been a stand up comic or a lawyer.

Unfortunately, except for my cyber friends Scouries and Sarahhh, I don't have very many friends around here who want it publically known. Now, I have lots of closet friends who would rather not have me mention their names for fear of bashing retaliation.

Nonetheless, I respect their reasons and I thank you for the comment.

"I love your hair, by the way."

Errr..OK.

I am choosing to be complimented as I am rather confused.

*shrugs* Politics suck - I usually stay out of them. But I couldn't let the Quebequois thing go. Distinct culture sure. Go for it. But I've seen more than a few English "ghettoes" in QC - talk to them about repression.

Board politics are particularly repulsive - why I am now choosing to be amused rather than enraged by your friend Scouries.

*sigh* Why can't we just all fuck and make up?

 

[Guest]

What #28 ???????? You send us money? TABERNAQUE! …MAUDIT ANGLAIS!!!!!!!!!

Have you ever heard the term “fiscal imbalance”?

It refers to all the money that has been stolen from hard working Quebecers and sent to English Canadians so they can continue to do nothing while they drink beer after beer in front of their brand new 48” televisions (bought with Quebecbucks) and watch their favorite program – “Trailer Park Boys”. A program which perfectly reflects the lifestyle of the typical English Canadian in 2008.

Gabby’s mom

Stolen French Canadian Money

 

[Guest]

More theivery

 

[scouries]

cute but wrong....

You’re very cute miss baby girl ! Wrong but cute…Gabby’s mom tells me that your scandal was English Canadians bribing people so that they could steal the referendum. She says you prove her point.

By the way, are you an English Canadian? Do you live in a trailer?

Anyway, cause you’re nice I’m going to give you a chance to become famous.



"Daddy?" I Whispered
Stephanie seduces her handsome father.
4.50 12148 927388 Incest/Taboo (English) 02/19/06 approved
Public Comments: 399 Moderate Public Comments
Voting Status
Yes No Public Comment Board: Yes No

So who’d like to be the one to make history?

Who’d like to be the person who made the [size=+2]400th Comment[/size] on this extraordinary story?

No LITEROTICA story has ever reached this high before! Out of over 350,000 stories… Even the extraordinary sarahhh (with like 30 or so 100 comment stories) has never climbed a hill this high.

And you my little AH friend could be the individual who sets the record. Your name forever linked with [size=+2]scouries[/size].

Click below… then comment and become famous…do it quickly before somewhen else steals your chance!

[size=+2]

”Daddy”, I Whispered

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[/size]

But hey, if you just want a laugh instead, why not click on this link… I think mr tex…. No, I won’t… I promised…

[size=+2]

Texans…

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[/size]

jrs

 

[Smarmy_and_Sappe]

So who’d like to be the one to make history?

Who’d like to be the person who made the [size=+2]400th Comment[/size] on this extraordinary story?

Why don't you just write your own comment? Rumor has it that along with inflating the views, and votes you also write most of your own comments.

 

[starrkers]

Why don't you just write your own comment? Rumor has it that along with inflating the views, and votes you also write most of your own comments.

Give him time - he has to set himself up for it first.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Good job

You’re very cute miss baby girl ! Wrong but cute…Gabby’s mom tells me that your scandal was English Canadians bribing people so that they could steal the referendum. She says you prove her point.

By the way, are you an English Canadian? Do you live in a trailer?

Anyway, cause you’re nice I’m going to give you a chance to become famous.



"Daddy?" I Whispered
Stephanie seduces her handsome father.
4.50 12148 927388 Incest/Taboo (English) 02/19/06 approved
Public Comments: 399 Moderate Public Comments
Voting Status
Yes No Public Comment Board: Yes No

So who’d like to be the one to make history?

Who’d like to be the person who made the [size=+2]400th Comment[/size] on this extraordinary story?

No LITEROTICA story has ever reached this high before! Out of over 350,000 stories… Even the extraordinary sarahhh (with like 30 or so 100 comment stories) has never climbed a hill this high.

And you my little AH friend could be the individual who sets the record. Your name forever linked with [size=+2]scouries[/size].

Click below… then comment and become famous…do it quickly before somewhen else steals your chance!

[size=+2]

”Daddy”, I Whispered

​

[/size]

But hey, if you just want a laugh instead, why not click on this link… I think mr tex…. No, I won’t… I promised…

[size=+2]

Texans…

​

[/size]

jrs

Since I haven't had the pleasure of reading this remarkable work, I read it and left my comment.

I take my hat off to you. I have no idea how you and Sarahhh are able to get such a huge response with vote, hits, and comments. Truly it is an amazing accomplishment and I'm in awe.

Good job and ignore the nay sayers.